Saturday, December 13th TV listings for FXX USA HD - Eastern
King of the Hill Bobby Slam
When the school creates a girls wrestling team, Bobby is matched with Connie.
The Simpsons The Devil Wears Nada
To raise money for charity, Marge and the Philanthro-Chicks decide to pose for a calendar, but Marge poses after drinking a lot of wine, and the pinups become the talk of the town.
The Simpsons Pranks and Greens
Principal Skinner tells Bart that there is a former Springfield Elementary student hailed as the best prankster ever; Bart tracks down the prankster (guest voice Jonah Hill), now 19.
The Simpsons Rednecks and Broomsticks
While wandering in a field after getting lost, Lisa discovers three teenage girls who are practicing Wiccans; Homer hangs out with Cleatus and his friends.
The Simpsons Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?
When Lisa tells Bart she has a special sibling bond with Maggie that he will never understand, he asks Homer for a baby brother.
The Simpsons Thursdays With Abie
When a columnist begins interviewing Grampa about his life, Homer becomes jealous of his newfound fame.
The Simpsons Once Upon a Time in Springfield
Milhouse and Bart try to help Krusty regain his popularity after he is forced to restructure the format of his TV show.
The Simpsons Million-Dollar Maybe
Homer misses a date with Marge so he can buy a lottery ticket; after winning the million-dollar jackpot, Homer spoils his family with anonymous gifts.
The Simpsons Boy Meets Curl
Homer and Marge compete as part of a curling team at the 2010 Winter Olympics.
The Simpsons The Color Yellow
When Lisa discovers that her Southern ancestors helped a slave escape to freedom, she presents the story during Black History Month.
The Simpsons Postcards From the Wedge
Homer and Marge have a parent-teacher conference with Principal Skinner after Bart fails to turn in his homework.
The Simpsons Stealing First Base
Bart and his classmate, Nikki (guest voice Sarah Silverman), develop a flirtatious rapport; first lady Michelle Obama (guest voice Angela Bassett) comes to Lisa's defense when she is ostracized for being an overachiever.
The Simpsons The Greatest Story Ever D'Ohed
Flanders invites the Simpson family to a church retreat in Jerusalem in hopes of redeeming Homer.
The Simpsons American History X-cellent
Mr. Burns is questioned when a police officer sees a stolen painting at the billionaire's estate; Smithers runs the power plant while Mr. Burns is away.
The Simpsons Chief of Hearts
While finishing court-ordered community service, Homer befriends Chief Wiggum; Bart develops an addiction to a Japanese game.
The Simpsons The Squirt and the Whale
The Simpsons build a wind turbine in their backyard; Homer and Lisa try to help a whale beached by a storm.
The Simpsons To Surveil, With Love
When radiation is released into the city, authorities suspend civil liberties; tired of being blonde, Lisa dyes her hair a darker color.
The Simpsons Moe Letter Blues
Moe writes a letter, in which he threatens to run away with one of their wives, to Homer, the Rev. Lovejoy and Apu, who are on vacation with their children.
The Simpsons The Bob Next Door
Bart becomes convinced that his new neighbor is actually archenemy Sideshow Bob; to convince him that he is wrong, Marge takes Bart to the state penitentiary.
The Simpsons Judge Me Tender
After displaying a talent for judging contests, Moe is invited to appear on "American Idol"; Homer gets on Marge's nerves when he spends too much time at home.
Family Guy Yug Ylimaf
When Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse, the two must fix the problem before Stewie is unborn.
Family Guy Joe's Revenge
When the criminal who put Joe in the wheelchair becomes a fugitive, Quagmire, Joe and Peter try to hunt him down.
Family Guy Lois Comes Out of Her Shell
Peter tries to keep up with Lois as she goes through a midlife crisis; Stewie brings home a turtle from the park.
Family Guy Friends Without Benefits
When Meg learns her crush is gay and interested in Chris, she uses her brother to get closer to him.
Family Guy Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Peter shares his version of the Nativity story at Christmastime.
Family Guy Space Cadet
When the Griffins try to pick Chris up from space camp, they find themselves accidentally launched into space and reliant on Chris to get them home.
Family Guy Brian's Play
Brian loses confidence when he learns that Stewie has written a better play than he.
Family Guy The Giggity Wife
During a visit to Harvard, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute; in an attempt to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends that Peter is his lover.
Family Guy Valentine's Day in Quahog
On Valentine's Day, Meg goes on a date with a guy she met online, and Lois and Pete stay in bed all day; Brian is visited by his ex-girlfriends.
Family Guy Chris Cross
When Meg catches Chris stealing money from Lois' purse, she makes him do her chores; Chris, tired of the pact with Meg, runs away to live with Herbert; Stewie and Brian become obsessed with singer Anne Murray.
Family Guy Call Girl
When Lois gets a job at an adults-only phone line to earn extra money, she takes a call from Peter.
Family Guy Turban Cowboy
An unfortunate sky-diving accident sends Peter to the hospital, where he makes friends with a man named Mahmoud; Quagmire and Joe become suspicious of Mahmoud.
King of the Hill Trans-Fascism
Hank takes action when the city council's ban on the sale of foods containing trans fats forces Sugarfoot's Restaurant out of business.
King of the Hill Three Men and a Bastard
Bill becomes involved with a single mother, Charlene, who has returned to Arlen after a few years; Dale, in an attempt at sabotaging Bill's relationship, asks John Redcorn to seduce Charlene.
King of the Hill Accidental Terrorist
When Hank learns he has overpaid for every car he has ever bought, his play for justice ends with exploding cars and an arrest.
King of the Hill Lady and Gentrification
Hank reluctantly agrees to speak at Inez's quinceanera; Enrique blames Peggy for the gentrification of his neighborhood.
King of the Hill Behind Closed Doors
Tom Landry Middle School holds an emergency community meeting when a child goes missing; relationship expert Stephens Davies makes an example of Peggy by questioning her parenting skills.
King of the Hill Pour Some Sugar on Kahn
Kahn's father-in-law, Gen. Gum, visits the Souphanousinphone family and makes him feel like a failure; Hank and the gang take Kahn under their wing.
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King of the Hill Unbearable Blindness of Laying
Hank's mother visits with her new Jewish boyfriend, causing Hank to overcompensate with Jewish traditions.
King of the Hill Meet the Manger Babies
Hank (voice of Mike Judge) weighs whether to help Luanne (voice of Brittany Murphy) with her puppet show or watch the Super Bowl. Guest voice: Troy Aikman.
King of the Hill Snow Job
A disappointed Hank takes a vacation to contemplate his future in propane after being passed over by the boss.
King of the Hill Three Days of the Khando
Hank, Kahn and their families take a vacation in Mexico but must make a run for the border when they lose their papers.