A week before his wedding, Jonah and his groomsmen get invited to a seedy underground club. He discovers an imprisoned woman and frees her, only to learn that she is a terrifying creature of legend that will stop at nothing to claim the man she chooses.
A space ship, carrying thousands of passengers, is on a 120-year journey to a new colony planet. After a malfunction, two passengers are woken up 90 years too early. When the malfunction spreads, they have to save the ship and the other passengers.
Two brothers place an ad seeking dates to their sister's wedding. They find two girls, who secretly just want a free trip. The girls pretend to be respectable, but once they get to Hawaii, the brothers realize they are extremely wild and unhinged.
Willie Soke travels to Chicago for a new job, robbing a charity on Christmas Eve. He is joined by his sidekick Marcus and the jolly Thurman Merman. The job is made complicated when he finds out his contact is his horror story of a mother, Sunny Soke.