TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Thursday, March 28th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
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The Andy Griffith Show Taylors in Hollywood
The Taylor family starts an exciting vacation in Hollywood, including a visit to a movie studio.
The Andy Griffith Show The Hollywood Party
Andy poses for a picture with a Hollywood starlet and his romance with Helen is jolted.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee on TV
Aunt Bee wins a kitchen of appliances on a TV show but loses all her friends.
The Andy Griffith Show The Cannon
Warren captures a pair of thieves through ignorance about how a cannon works.
M*A*S*H Bug Out
A rumor that the 4077th is going to "bug out" becomes grossly exaggerated until it is believed the entire Chinese army is attacking the camp.
M*A*S*H Bug Out
A rumor that the 4077th is going to "bug out" becomes grossly exaggerated until it is believed the entire Chinese army is attacking the camp.
M*A*S*H Margaret's Engagement
When Hot Lips phones from Tokyo to say there is big news, Frank assumes it is his expected promotion.
Bonanza The Boss
Ben opposes a man (Carroll O'Connor) trying to take over the freight line, leaving Little Joe and the man's daughter in the middle.
Gunsmoke Phoenix
A convict agrees, upon his release, to kill a man he has never met.
Gunsmoke Waste
Matt delays his pursuit of an outlaw in order to help a boy (Johnnie Whitaker) search for his mother.
Gunsmoke Waste
Matt confronts the outlaw whose pursuit he had delayed to help a boy (Johnnie Whitaker) find his mother.
Gunsmoke New Doctor in Town
A new doctor faces the suspicion and mistrust of many of the townspeople when he fills in for Doc Adams.
The Andy Griffith Show Bringing Up Opie
Aunt Bee scolds Opie and tells him to stay away from the courthouse after he handcuffs a classmate to a flagpole; Opie, annoyed at the situation, decides to run away from home.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie and the Bully
Andy learns that a bully has been demanding Opie's milk money at school. Andy must decide whether to intervene or let Opie deal with the bully and learn to stand up for himself.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney's Replacement
Barney resigns when he believes Andy is trying to ease him out of his job as deputy.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy and the Woman Speeder
An attractive out-of-town woman gets a speeding ticket from Andy. While waiting for her trial, she uses flattery and bribes to sway the witnesses for the prosecution.
The Andy Griffith Show Mayberry Goes Bankrupt
A citizen of Mayberry forestalls his eviction by trying to redeem a century-old municipal bond.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney on the Rebound
Barney becomes smitten with Melissa after he helps her cross the street and soon has dinner with her and her supposed dad. Before Barney can realize what is happening, she announces that they are engaged.
Everybody Loves Raymond Somebody Hates Raymond
Raymond learns that a local sports radio broadcaster dislikes him after Ray offers to be on his show.
Everybody Loves Raymond Just a Formality
Robert decides he's going to pop the question to Amy. Chris Elliott, Fred Willard and Georgia Engel guest star.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Disciplinarian
Debra convinces Ray to take his turn at disciplining the twins.
Everybody Loves Raymond Sweet Charity
Ray enjoys his volunteer work at the hospital because the patients treat him like a celebrity; Debra comes to regret her decision to force her husband to volunteer at the hospital.
Everybody Loves Raymond Meeting the Parents
Amy's ultraconservative parents (Fred Willard, Georgia Engel) catch Robert in a compromising position.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Plan
Ray persuades Robert to botch an invitation assignment so Amy will let him off the hook with their wedding plans, but the scheme backfires. Fred Willard and Georgia Engel guest star.
Everybody Loves Raymond Sleepover at Peggy's
When Ray drops off Ally for a sleepover, he gets the idea that his nemesis in the cookie drive is making a pass at him.
The King of Queens Queens'bro Bridge
After discovering that Arthur and his estranged half brother, Skitch (guest star Shelley Berman), inherited their aunt's home 10 years ago, Doug hatches a plan to reunite the siblings and get them to move in together.
The King of Queens Doug Less
Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he had been there with an old girlfriend.
The King of Queens Doug Less
Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he was there with an old girlfriend.
The King of Queens King Pong
Doug asks Arthur to train him at ping-pong so that he can beat Carrie, and Spence is jealous when his girlfriend is promoted to waitress at the bowling alley.
The King of Queens Eggsit Strategy
After hearing of possible layoffs at her law firm, Carrie begins to worry about her own job security; Doug loses Deacon's lucky Koosh ball.
The King of Queens Thanks, Man
An unexpected visit from a stranger interrupts the Heffernans' Thanksgiving dinner. Lou Ferrigno and Merrin Dungey guest star.
Mom Smooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty Eye
Bonnie insists on meeting Adam's estranged brother, Patrick; things get weird when Patrick takes a romantic interest in Christy.
Mom A Bear and a Bladder Infection
When Christy's long-distance relationship fizzles, she seeks the company of a former fling; Bonnie tries to give up coffee.
Mom Bert and Ernie and a Blessing of the People
After Bonnie and Adam attend a traditional wedding, they discover they're not on the same page about their own wedding; Christy and Patrick have trouble setting the mood for their "first time."
Mom Push-Down Coffee and a Working Turn Signal
When Christy's car dies, Bonnie refuses to let Adam loan her money for a new one.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Endless Shrimp, Endless Night
Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Let Him Eat Cake
Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Sleepless in Mar Vista
After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out.