Get a breast lift without surgery; treat urinary incontinence with a chair; wrinkle fixes put to the test; a serum that turns back time in seconds gets tested. Rid wrinkles overnight with a patch, and new pain solutions put to the test.
Phil seems to have found his wheelhouse in real estate with recently divorced women, but it's taking up a lot of his time. Meanwhile, Luke invites his buddies over for a high-stakes poker game in the basement.
Cameron's older, single sister, Pam, is coming for a visit, and Cam is in a panic to hide the engagement until he can delicately break the news to her, but it turns out she has news of her own. Phil and Claire decide to miss one of Luke's soccer games.
Claire does some spring cleaning while Phil struggles with not being a spring chicken when Luke starts outperforming him. Haley takes Alex to a music festival to take her mind off college. Gloria and Jay challenge one another to give up soaps and cigars.
Phil and Jay run an errand together to pick up Lily's hand-me-down princess castle for Joe. However, both are in a mood because Phil is upset that Claire won't let him buy a videogame console and Jay thinks Gloria is letting Joe play with girlie items.