The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers until a special guest crashes the party, they focus-group their absurd life stories as potential movies, and the big loser gets a room-full of enemies while judging a kids' talent show.
The guys head to the park asking strangers to agree with their bizarre points of view, then give classless lessons about real estate. Plus, tonight's loser finds himself in a harrowing race to the finish at the racetrack.
A woman learns her father, a beloved football coach, is planning to hang up his cleats and retire. Determined to be there for the celebration, she heads to her hometown in time for a festival in his honour.
Manny and Luke are in charge of babysitting Lily so that the adults can enjoy a day to themselves. Claire and Gloria have a lovely trip to the spa planned, Phil and Mitch nerd out at the movies and Jay and Cam go to a sports bar to watch the big fight.
Claire brings home a stray dog and gets the kids to help her hide it from Phil while she tries to find its owner. Unfortunately, her evasive behaviour only makes Phil try even harder to shower her with more attention.
When Zeke gets in trouble, the Belcher kids and Jimmy Jr. pitch in to help prevent him being sent to a disciplinary school. However, Tina tries to thwart their mission, so she can have Jimmy Jr. and his butt all to herself.
An overprotective Christy keeps a constant eye on her 12-year-old son, after discovering he has been using drugs and alcohol and Bonnie finds herself in the strange position of being the calm and rational one.