Tuesday, August 12th TV listings for Comedy Central HD - Eastern Feed
Futurama The Bots and the Bees
Bender becomes a father when he has a child with the office soda machine.
Futurama A Farewell to Arms
An ancient prophecy predicts the world will end in 3012, spurring an evacuation from Earth.
South Park AWESOM-O
Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets.
South Park Up the Down Steroid
Jimmy and Cartman both prepare to try and win an impending sporting event; Jimmy decides to train hard, whereas Cartman attempts to convince the committee that he has a handicap.
South Park You Got...
Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.
South Park The Jeffersons
The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.
South Park Douche and Turd
When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates.
South Park Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople with its incredible bargains; Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart.
South Park Preschool
For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool; now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge.
South Park Quest for Ratings
The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show.
South Park Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.
South Park Cartman's Incredible Gift
Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes.
South Park Die Hippie, Die
The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies.
Family Guy Grimm Job
Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie.
Family Guy Mom's the Word
After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn (Lauren Bacall); Stewie is upset when he comprehends the reality of death.
Family Guy 3 Acts of God
Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.
Family Guy Secondhand Spoke
After Peter starts smoking, an advertising executive (Peter Dinklage) asks Peter to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign; Stewie helps Chris with bullies at school.
Family Guy The Most Interesting Man in the World
After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home; to prove he's a responsible adult, Peter takes a business trip to Chicago and returns as a more intelligent and classy person.
Family Guy Baby Got Black
Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam, run away together when Jerome forbids their relationship.
Family Guy Meg Stinks!
Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying; Brian is prohibited from entering the house when he is sprayed by a skunk.
Family Guy He's Bla-ack!
Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter when Donna and Lois get into an argument.
Family Guy Chap Stewie
Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household.
Family Guy The Book of Joe
Peter's efforts to help Joe publish a book go awry when he takes over as author; Brian starts exercising excessively after experiencing a runner's high.
Family Guy Baking Bad
Lois and Peter open a cookie store together, but things get messy when Peter comes up with a scheme to bring in more customers.
Family Guy Turkey Guys
A drunken Brian and Peter devour the holiday turkey the night before Thanksgiving; Chris becomes the man of the house in Peter's absence.
Family Guy The 2,000-Year-Old-Virgin
When Peter runs into Jesus at the mall and learns he's still a virgin, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help get him a woman.
Family Guy Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure
When Stewie and Brian use the time machine to help Chris learn about history, the three accidentally get stuck in the past.
Family Guy Our Idiot Brian
When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to show Brian the upside of being stupid.
Family Guy Encyclopedia Griffin
Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland discover that Chris is a thief when they form a neighborhood detective agency; Lois worries about Chris' relationship with his girlfriend.
Family Guy Dr. C and the Women
Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like; Quagmire gets Meg a job working in airport security.
Digman! Jack and Rose
When Rip and Saltine uncover a global conspiracy, the Titanic Museum will stop at nothing to prevent the truth from getting out; Rip must turn to the late-night talk show host Chortles Collins.
South Park Goobacks
Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work; when the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs.
South Park Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation.
South Park Wing
The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money.
South Park Best Friends Forever
Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.
South Park The Death of Eric Cartman
Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.
South Park Erection Day
Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.
South Park Bloody Mary
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving.
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Futurama Decision 3012
Leela becomes a campaign manager for a presidential candidate whose birth certificate is missing.
Futurama The Thief of Baghead
Bender wants to take a photo of an actor whose face has never been seen so he joins the paparazzi.
Futurama Zapp Dingbat
Leela becomes upset when both her parents split up and her mother begins to go out with Zapp Brannigan.
Futurama The Butterjunk Effect
Amy and Leela become addicted to nectar, a nutritional supplement that boosts their performance in the future sport of Butterfly Derby.
Futurama The Six Million Dollar Mon
Fed up with his inferiority to machines, Hermes replaces his body parts with mighty mechanical upgrades.