Thursday, May 29th TV listings for Comedy Central (US) - Pacific Feed
South Park Wieners Out
The boys of South Park work together to stand up for their rights.
South Park Douche and a Danish
Giant Douche wants to get out of the presidential race.
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Futurama Forty Percent Leadbelly
Bender meets a famous folk singer at a maximum security prison and attempts to make a copy of his precious guitar.
Futurama 2-D Blacktop
Professor Farnsworth rescues the ship from the junkyard and joins a gang of street-racing punks.
Futurama T.: The Terrestrial
After being marooned on an distant planet, Fry is befriended by a young monster.
Futurama Fry and Leela's Big Fling
Fry and Leela try to get some privacy, but their romantic vacation goes very wrong.
Futurama The Inhuman Torch
Bender becomes a famous firefighter, but the crew suspects him of arson.
Futurama Saturday Morning Fun Pit
The Futurama gang stars in a trio of craptastic morning cartoons.
Futurama Calculon 2.0
To bring his favorite actor back to life, Bender goes grave robbing.
South Park Fort Collins
An entire Colorado city gets hacked; Gerald and Cartman risk losing everything when their full history of Internet activity becomes public.
South Park Oh, Jeez
Gerald encounters the Troll Hunter.
South Park Members Only
The new president-elect visits his hometown.
South Park Not Funny
Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend.
South Park The End of Serialization as We Know It
Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants him to get to Mars.
South Park White People Renovating Houses
Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park; Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society.
South Park Put It Down
North Korea takes aim at South Park.
South Park Holiday Special
An undeniable bond forms between a white man and a Native American man.
Seinfeld The Postponement
George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.
Seinfeld The Maestro
Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.
Seinfeld The Wink
An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.
Seinfeld The Hot Tub
Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.
Seinfeld The Soup Nazi
Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.
Seinfeld The Secret Code
George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancee, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.
The Office Initiation
Dwight takes Ryan on his first sales call, subjecting him to an outrageous series of tests along the way.
The Office Diwali
Michael urges the staff to support Kelly and attend a local celebration of the Hindu Festival of Lights.
The Office Branch Closing
Michael strives to keep the staff's spirit up after learning of the Scranton branch shutting down; people envision how their lives will change.
The Office The Merger
Old friends Jim and Pam are back together after months apart as the Scranton branch and Stamford branch are finally merged.
The Office The Convict
Michael tries to be supportive after learning that a new employee is an ex-convict, then the staff compares the office to a prison.
The Office A Benihana Christmas - Part 1
Strife on the party-planning committee results in two competing Christmas parties; Michael gets dumped for the holidays.
The Office A Benihana Christmas - Part 2
Strife on the party-planning committee results in two competing Christmas parties; Michael gets dumped for the holidays.
The Office Back From Vacation
Michael returns from his Jamaican vacation; an e-mail of a racy vacation photo makes the rounds of the office.
The Office Traveling Salesmen
Andy suggests that Michael team up the staff for sales calls; Dwight tries to cover for Angela when she misses a deadline.
The Office The Return
Oscar returns from his long vacation; Andy takes advantage of events to get closer to Michael; Jim gets Karen and Pam to help stage a prank on a new target.
The Office Ben Franklin
Michael brings two adult performers into the office in honor of Phyllis' wedding shower; Karen confronts Pam about her past with Jim.
Family Guy The Book of Joe
Peter's efforts to help Joe publish a book go awry when he takes over as author; Brian starts exercising excessively after experiencing a runner's high.
Family Guy Baking Bad
Lois and Peter open a cookie store together, but things get messy when Peter comes up with a scheme to bring in more customers.
Family Guy Turkey Guys
A drunken Brian and Peter devour the holiday turkey the night before Thanksgiving; Chris becomes the man of the house in Peter's absence.
Family Guy The 2,000-Year-Old-Virgin
When Peter runs into Jesus at the mall and learns he's still a virgin, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help get him a woman.
South Park Franchise Prequel
Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos, as he spreads fake news about the boys' superhero franchise.
South Park Hummels & Heroin
Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates and Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs.
South Park Sons a Witches
At the annual Halloween get-together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in town.
South Park Doubling Down
Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship.
South Park Moss Piglets
Jimmy and Timmy's experiment could win them first prize in the annual science fair.
South Park Super Hard PCness
It's never been more challenging to be a PC Principal.