Wednesday, April 1st TV listings for E! Entertainment USA - Pacific Feed
How I Met Your Mother Pilot
When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
How I Met Your Mother Purple Giraffe
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
How I Met Your Mother The Sweet Taste of Liberty
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.
How I Met Your Mother Return of the Shirt
Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.
How I Met Your Mother Okay Awesome
Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.
How I Met Your Mother The Slutty Pumpkin
Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.
How I Met Your Mother Matchmaker
Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.
How I Met Your Mother The Duel
Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.
How I Met Your Mother Belly Full of Turkey
Ted and Robin are surprised to run into Barney when they volunteer at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving.
How I Met Your Mother The Pineapple Incident
Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.
How I Met Your Mother The Limo
Ted surprises Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin with a stylish New Year's Eve excursion around New York.
How I Met Your Mother The Wedding
Robin accepts Ted's invitation to a friend's wedding, but, thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.
How I Met Your Mother Drumroll Please
Ted spends a romantic night with a woman but does not get her phone number; Robin discovers she has feelings for Ted.
How I Met Your Mother Zip, Zip, Zip
After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.
How I Met Your Mother Game Night
When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.
How I Met Your Mother Cupcake
A culinary institute in Germany offers Victoria a fellowship.
How I Met Your Mother Life Among the Gorillas
Marshall takes an internship at Barney's company and changes his personality in order to fit in.
How I Met Your Mother Nothing Good Happens After 2AM
Ted accepts an invitation to Robin's place, only to find out that she still has feelings for him.
How I Met Your Mother Mary the Paralegal
Barney arranges a hot date for Ted when the gang goes to an awards banquet honoring Robin.
How I Met Your Mother Best Prom Ever
Lily crashes a prom with Barney and Robin to scout out a possible band for her wedding reception.
Two and a Half Men Pilot
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
Two and a Half Men Big Flappy Bastards
Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
Two and a Half Men Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
Two and a Half Men If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
Two and a Half Men The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
Two and a Half Men Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
Two and a Half Men If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
Two and a Half Men Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
Two and a Half Men Phase One, Complete
Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.
Two and a Half Men Merry Thanksgiving
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.
Two and a Half Men Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.
Two and a Half Men Camel Filters and Pheremones
The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.
Two and a Half Men Sarah Like Puny Alan
Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.
Two and a Half Men I Can't Afford Hyenas
Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.
Two and a Half Men Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.
Two and a Half Men That Was Saliva, Alan
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
Two and a Half Men Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
Two and a Half Men An Old Flame With a New Wick
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
Two and a Half Men I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
Two and a Half Men Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).
Two and a Half Men No Sniffing, No Wowing
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).
Two and a Half Men My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).
Two and a Half Men Just Like Buffalo
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
Two and a Half Men Can You Feel My Finger?
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
Two and a Half Men Back Off Mary Poppins
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
Two and a Half Men Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
Two and a Half Men A Bag Full of Jawea
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.
Two and a Half Men Go Get Mommy's Bra
Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.