Quagmire's most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police.
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Lingo assured Nadia he would be there for her when she told him she was pregnant, but things quickly changed. Stephen has been denying Sarah's baby since she got pregnant. Tremaine is back to prove her ex Rondale is her daughter's father.
Jessi says she is tired of her no strings attached relationship to a guy named Michael. She's hoping to convince him that it's time to settle down but a mistake she made by kissing his best friend Chris could cost her the relationship.
Siblings receive an online message from a man claiming to be their brother. Unfortunately, he passed away a few weeks ago, but, his twin brother is here to help determine if they are, in fact, related.
Charlie becomes annoyed with Alan for constantly sponging off him and promising to cover the tab 'next time.' When Alan tries to leave Charlie the cheque for dinner with two women, Charlie tries to beat him at his own game.
Berta and Lydia fight for Charlie's allegiance after each thinks the other has crossed the line. Kandi uses her assets to distract Alan from selling the too-expensive condo they bought when they were married.
Jane is excited when she and Rogelio join forces to patch a pilot until she discovers a secret about her book being published. Alba and Jorge make an important decision about their future together. Rafael asks Jane to allow Luisa to meet Mateo.
When Barry receives his first driver's licence, Beverly lays out the rules about using the car, including the most important: 'Call me when you get there!' After Barry disobeys his mother and gets in trouble, he decides to lie about his whereabouts.
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When Quagmire lands in the hospital, his sister, Brenda, and her boyfriend, Jeff, rush to Quahog to nurse him back to health. As Glenn recovers, he quickly realizes that Brenda is the one who needs help.