Francine decides to be a surrogate mother for her gay neighbours and Stan's blood boils. When the baby is born, Stan kidnaps her and heads for the Nebraska border. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger think Klaus is out to get them.
Before Claire officially takes over Jay's closet business, she decides she must get the house in order and make the family clean out the clutter; unfortunately, Phil and Luke can't bear to part with anything.
Jay lets his jealousy get the best of him when a life-size cutout of Gloria for her grocery store hot sauce display solicits all kinds of unsavoury attention from men. He enlists Manny as his accomplice in a poorly orchestrated heist.
Leonard volunteers to sign for a package for Penny, hoping to make a good impression on her. When he enlists the help of his obsessive-compulsive roommate, Sheldon, his attempt at chivalry goes horribly awry.