The NFL Commissioner is sports' most powerful personality, currently filled by Roger Goodell, who captained Bronxville High's football, basketball and baseball teams and is now charting an exciting path for the NFL's next 100 years.
In the season premiere, Michael poses as a hipster at a farmers' market and makes an endless supply of juice. Then, things become blurry at the eye doctor, and later, shape-shifting aliens send Michael's co-worker into a frenzy.
Phil is putting together Mitch and Cam's wedding video for a special family screening, but when the footage reveals that he is responsible for a horrible cold that has plagued the family, he must do some creative editing.
The Dunphys move into a cramped hotel room while their house is getting treated for mold, which Phil sees as an opportunity to spend some quality time together, but Claire and the kids are less than enthused.
When Mike learns that his younger brother and their father are bidding on building a new Outdoor Man store, sibling rivalries between the two competitive brothers surface. Mandy, Eve and Kristin think Bud should have a girlfriend.
The Baxters are constantly being awakened by an early morning prankster who rings their doorbell and then runs away. When Mike catches the teenaged boy, the kid injures himself and his litigious father expects Mike to pay the doctor bill.