Monday, August 31st TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H Life With Father
Mail call brings upsetting news to Father Mulcahy and a hint to Henry that his wife may be straying.
M*A*S*H Alcoholics Unanimous
Frank decides alcohol has become a menace to the 4077th and declares total prohibition.
M*A*S*H There Is Nothing Like a Nurse
A possible attack causes nurses and patients to leave the camp.
M*A*S*H A Full Rich Day
Hawkeye records a letter to his father detailing his day in the OR with a mad Turk, a missing corpse and a gun-happy officer.
Gunsmoke New Doctor in Town
A new doctor faces the suspicion and mistrust of many of the townspeople when he fills in for Doc Adams.
Gunsmoke The Legend
Against great odds, the mother of two infamous outlaws tries to steer her youngest son into an honest life.
Gunsmoke My Brother's Keeper
Seeking refuge from a storm, Festus stumbles into a cave where an elderly Indian lies dying.
Gunsmoke Lynott
A former lawman saves Matt's life then agrees to take his place while the marshal's wounds heal.
Gunsmoke Lijah
A prejudiced jury sits in judgment of a stern, quiet mountain man accused of committing three wanton murders.
The Andy Griffith Show Gomer the House Guest
Gomer moves in with Andy after he loses his job at the filling station. Before long, the Taylor house turns into another filling station as Gomer's customers line up to get their cars looked at in Andy's driveway.
The Andy Griffith Show A Black Day for Mayberry
Barney lets it slip that a top-secret shipment of gold will make its way through Mayberry on the way to Fort Knox. Everyone in town soon knows about the gold and welcomes it with a carnival-like reception.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain
Opie gets straight A's on his report card, much to Andy's delight. But when Opie finds out that his teacher made an error, he cannot figure out how to tell the truth without disappointing his father.
The Andy Griffith Show Up in Barney's Room
Barney moves into the courthouse jail after his landlady evicts him. When he learns that she is planning to sell her home and marry someone she just met, Barney suspects that she is the victim of a con man.
The Andy Griffith Show A Date for Gomer
Thelma Lou refuses to go with Barney to the town's upcoming dance unless he gets her visiting cousin Mary Grace a date. Just when he and Barney are about to give up, Gomer appears.
The Andy Griffith Show Citizen's Arrest
Gomer makes a citizen's arrest of Barney for an illegal U-turn, the same violation Barney has ticketed him for, causing him to overreact and resign as deputy.
Everybody Loves Raymond Lateness
Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.
Everybody Loves Raymond Party Dress
Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.
Everybody Loves Raymond Security
Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Ingrate
Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.
Everybody Loves Raymond Crazy Chin
Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Nice Talk
While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.
Everybody Loves Raymond Blabbermouths
Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Model
A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for headshots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.
The King of Queens Wish Boned
Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.
The King of Queens Van, Go
Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food.
The King of Queens Ice Cubed
Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.
The King of Queens Catching Hell
Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.
The King of Queens Slippery Slope
When Carrie discovers that her and Doug's ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV that Doug wants, her romantic mood sours.
Seinfeld The Baby Shower
Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower.
Seinfeld The Chinese Restaurant
Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant.
Seinfeld The Busboy
George feels responsible for getting a busboy fired and tries to make it up to him.
Seinfeld The Note
Jerry persuades a dentist friend (Ralph Bruneau) to prescribe an expensive massage for medical reasons.
Seinfeld The Truth
George tries honesty when he explains to his new girlfriend (Valerie Mahaffey) why they must break up.
Seinfeld The Pen
Jerry and Elaine go to Florida when a condo association honors his father.
The Golden Girls Golden Moments: Part 1
The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia announces she is going to live with her son.
The Golden Girls Golden Moments: Part 2
The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia announces she is going to live with her son.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show Lost and Found
Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique pin, but finds it after she has spent the money.
The Andy Griffith Show Wyatt Earp Rides Again
An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendant of the famous Wyatt.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee Learns to Drive
Andy faces some new problems when Aunt Bee buys a secondhand car.
The Andy Griffith Show Look Paw, I'm Dancing
Opie is reluctant to attend the school party after he learns that it is a dance.