Friday, February 27th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H The More I See You
A married nurse who had a serious relationship with Hawkeye when she was single is assigned to the 4077th.
M*A*S*H Deluge
A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm.
M*A*S*H Margaret's Engagement
When Hot Lips phones from Tokyo to say there is big news, Frank assumes it is his expected promotion.
M*A*S*H Out of Sight, Out of Mind
Hawkeye's face is badly burned when a stove he is trying to fix explodes.
Gunsmoke Jubilee
A Kansas farmer (Scott Brady) dreams of making it rich with his quarter horse.
Gunsmoke Arizona Midnight
A little cowboy riding a giant horse rides into Dodge claiming that the horse turns into an elephant when the moon is full.
Gunsmoke Homecoming
Two outlaws return to visit their dying mother, then take Doc and Kitty hostage to ensure their safe escape.
Gunsmoke Patricia
Deputy Newley marries Patricia Colby, whom he had courted while both were tending the injured from a Kansas tornado.
Gunsmoke Shadler
Newly and a convict disguised as a priest unite to protect a small town from outlaws.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau
Aunt Bee pretends that she is dating a married man to avoid being a third wheel after Clara convinces her that she is preventing romance from blossoming between Andy and Helen.
The Andy Griffith Show The Arrest of the Fun Girls
When two young women get a speeding ticket, they enjoy the attention from Andy and Barney.
The Andy Griffith Show The Luck of Newton Monroe
A traveling salesman who sells items out of the trunk of his car arrives in Mayberry. However, he is plagued with bad luck and everything he touches turns into a minor disaster.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie Flunks Arithmetic
Barney helps Opie with his schoolwork by using a teaching method of his own.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie and the Carnival
Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival shooting gallery without knowing that it is a scam.
The Andy Griffith Show Banjo-Playing Deputy
A carnival's destitute banjo player is hired to take Barney's place.
Everybody Loves Raymond Sweet Charity
Ray enjoys his volunteer work at the hospital because the patients treat him like a celebrity; Debra comes to regret her decision to force her husband to volunteer at the hospital.
Everybody Loves Raymond Meeting the Parents
Amy's conservative parents catch Robert in a compromising position.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Plan
Ray persuades Robert to botch an invitation assignment so Amy will let him off the hook with their wedding plans, but the scheme backfires.
Everybody Loves Raymond Sleepover at Peggy's
When Ray drops off Ally for a sleepover, he gets the idea that his nemesis in the cookie drive is making a pass at him.
Everybody Loves Raymond Who's Next
Debra chooses a friend to replace her if she dies but gets annoyed when Ray seems pleased by the idea.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Shower
Marie attempts to take over when Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy; Debra runs into trouble with the law and must rely on Marie for help.
Everybody Loves Raymond Baggage
Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an unspoken battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away.
The King of Queens Flame Resistant
Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother.
The King of Queens Flash Photography
As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars.
The King of Queens Connect Four
After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with.
The King of Queens Loaner Car
Doug loans Carrie to Deacon for a couple of days to help him get ready for his big Thanksgiving dinner.
The King of Queens Mentalo Case
Doug recalls his childhood toy, Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter.
The King of Queens Jung Frankenstein
Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray.
Seinfeld The Boyfriend
Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.
Seinfeld The Boyfriend
Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.
Seinfeld The Limo
Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.
Seinfeld The Good Samaritan
Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Open Water
Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love.
The New Adventures of Old Christine One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton.
The New Adventures of Old Christine I'll Show You Mine
After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son. When she relents, she is thrown for a loop.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Other F Word
Christine's attempt to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school has unintended consequences.
Roseanne Life and Stuff
Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.
Roseanne We're in the Money
Dan brings home the immense sum of $500; now they could finally fulfill their wishes, if it wasn't for annoying unpaid bills; Rosanne and her husband make a firm decision to behave like adults and to remain reasonable.
Roseanne D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce, after they run into an old friend who has just been through one; Dan begins to fear the worst about their marriage.
Roseanne Language Lessons
Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts.
Roseanne Radio Days
Dan enters a song-writing contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.