Monday, May 27th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
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M*A*S*H Pilot
To raise money to send his Korean houseboy to medical school, Hawkeye raffles off a weekend in Tokyo with a nurse.
M*A*S*H To Market, to Market
Hawkeye and Trapper attempt to retrieve a supply of hydrocortisone stolen by black marketeers. Guest starring Jack Soo and Robert Ito.
M*A*S*H Requiem for a Lightweight
Trapper, coached by Hawkeye, enters the intercamp boxing tournament to prevent the transfer of a beautiful nurse.
M*A*S*H Chief Surgeon Who?
Frank complains to Gen. Barker when Hawkeye is appointed chief surgeon at the 4077th.
M*A*S*H The Moose
Hawkeye, Trapper and Spearchucker try to save a Korean girl from bondage to an American sergeant.
M*A*S*H Yankee Doodle Doctor
The surgeons at the 4077th decide to "rewrite" an Army documentary spotlighting their unit.
M*A*S*H Bananas, Crackers and Nuts
When Hawkeye is denied an R & R pass he thinks he needs, he concocts a wild case history for an Army psychiatrist to study.
M*A*S*H Cowboy
Henry won't allow a wounded helicopter pilot to go home.
M*A*S*H Henry, Please Come Home
When Henry Blake is transferred to Tokyo, Hawkeye launches a wild campaign to get him back.
M*A*S*H I Hate a Mystery
Hawkeye turns sleuth to solve a rash of robberies in which he is the prime suspect.
M*A*S*H Germ Warfare
After a transfusion using a pint of Frank's blood, Hawkeye suspects him of having hepatitis.
M*A*S*H Dear Dad
At Christmastime, Hawkeye writes a letter to his father describing what a doctor's life is like at the 4077th.
M*A*S*H Edwina
When it's discovered that a robust nurse is lonely and sad, the other nurses declare they will hold back their favors until she gets a boyfriend.
M*A*S*H Love Story
Radar gets a recorded "Dear John" letter, and the doctors try to come to his assistance with a new girl.
M*A*S*H Tuttle
Hawkeye and Trapper, with an assist from Radar, make up a fictitious captain in order to donate his salary to an orphanage.
M*A*S*H The Ringbanger
The doctors conspire to retire a gung-ho colonel whose military exploits are making the hospital busier than usual.
M*A*S*H Sometimes You Hear the Bullet
Frank throws his back out and applies for a Purple Heart, while Hawkeye mourns the loss of a friend and sends an underage soldier home.
M*A*S*H Dear Dad ... Again
Hawkeye writes to his father detailing Radar's attempts at passing an exam and a sudden cooling of affections between Frank and Margaret.
M*A*S*H The Longjohn Flap
During a cold snap, a pair of long johns sent to Hawkeye from home becomes a much-sought-after commodity.
M*A*S*H The Army-Navy Game
While settling down to listen to the Army-Navy game, the 4077th is bombarded and left with an unexploded bomb to defuse.
M*A*S*H Sticky Wicket
After a bad session in the O.R., Hawkeye quarrels with Frank over his inadequacies, then finds one of his own patients is sinking fast.
M*A*S*H Major Fred C. Dobbs
When Frank threatens to leave, Hawkeye and Trapper find it means double duty for them and invent a way to make him stay.
M*A*S*H Ceasefire
News spreads throughout the camp that a cease-fire is imminent.
M*A*S*H Showtime
While an entertainer does a show from an improvised stage in the compound, the comedy and drama of the doctors' lives go on.
Everybody Loves Raymond You Bet
After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.
Everybody Loves Raymond Sex Talk
Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Will
Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Sister
Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.
Everybody Loves Raymond Cousin Gerard
Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.
Everybody Loves Raymond Debra's Workout
Ray is happily surprised -- and curious -- when Debra starts initiating sex more often.
Everybody Loves Raymond No Thanks
Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show.
The King of Queens Time Share
Carrie befriends her annoying neighbors so that their week at a Hamptons time share does not go unused; Arthur develops a nasty rash.
The King of Queens Where's Poppa?
Doug convinces cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) to take Arthur for the weekend; Doug is hit by a baseball and meets a new friend (Bill Cosby) at Dr. Becker's (Ted Danson) office.
The King of Queens Art House
Arthur moves into his own apartment after Doug tells him how he feels about his eccentric behavior; Carrie is concerned that her father can't take care of himself.
The King of Queens Maybe Baby
A visit with Deacon's three-year-old son prompts Doug and Carrie think about having a baby; Arthur recalls the night Carrie was born.
The King of Queens Queasy Rider
Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes, prompting her to take up cigarette smoking to spite him.
The King of Queens Female Problems
Doug encourages Carrie to make new friends but then he feels left out when she starts spending a lot of time with their new neighbor.
Seinfeld The Andrea Doria
George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough.
Seinfeld The Little Jerry
George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man.
Seinfeld The Money
Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss.
Seinfeld The Comeback
Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult.
Mom Cotton Candy and Blended Fish
Bonnie and Christy go to great lengths to help a sick friend; Violet struggles with the realities of pregnancy.
Mom Corned Beef and Handcuffs
When Bonnie starts dating chef Rudy, Christy winds up stuck in the middle.
Mom Hot Soup and Shingles
Despite an injury, Christy refuses to admit that she needs Bonnie's help; Luke asks Baxter for advice about fatherhood.
Mom Leather Cribs and Medieval Rack
Bonnie and Christy confess secrets to each other; Luke and Violet realize they have different thoughts on parenting.