TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

M*A*S*H Aid Station

Hawkeye and Hot Lips gain a new respect for each other after working at an aid station under heavy fire.

M*A*S*H Love and Marriage

Hawkeye and Trapper help one soldier join his pregnant wife and try to stop another from marrying a business girl.

M*A*S*H Big Mac

The camp prepares for a visit from Gen. Douglas MacArthur.

M*A*S*H Payday

Payday brings a windfall to Hawkeye, a bribe to Henry, a pearl necklace to Hot Lips and a vanished poker pot to Trapper.

Bonanza Old Charlie

An old man's untrue boast that he single-handedly killed an outlaw puts him in mortal danger from the dead man's vengeful brothers.

Gunsmoke The War Priest

Kitty is kidnapped by the Apache war priest Gregorio, an escaped cavalry prisoner.

Gunsmoke The Pack Rat

A small orphan first steals from Matt, then sets out to help him in an ambush.

Gunsmoke The Judas Gun

The feud between two ranchers (Richard X. Slattery, Sean McClory) is intensified by their children's romance.

Gunsmoke Doctor Herman Schultz, M.D.

When an old friend of Doc Adams' is suspected of being a thief, Doc takes it upon himself to bring in the man.

The Andy Griffith Show Jailbreak

Mayberry's small-town methods prove more effective in capturing a fugitive than those of the state police.

The Andy Griffith Show Barney and the Choir

Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the town choir.

The Andy Griffith Show Guest of Honor

To celebrate Founder's Day, Andy and Barney decide to choose a stranger at random to be Mayberry's Guest of Honor. Unbeknownst to them, the person they have chosen turns out to be a pickpocket.

The Andy Griffith Show The Merchant of Mayberry

Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman, despite strong pressure to put him out of business.

The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee the Warden

With the courthouse full of moonshiners, Otis has to serve his jail time for public intoxication at the Taylor house under the supervision of Aunt Bee.

The Andy Griffith Show The County Nurse

Andy and Barney exert all their efforts to convince local farmer Rafe Hollister to take his tetanus shot when he refuses.

Everybody Loves Raymond Favors

Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Faux Pas

Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family.

Everybody Loves Raymond Tasteless Frank

Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.

Everybody Loves Raymond Sister-in-Law

Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Power of No

Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.

Everybody Loves Raymond Pat's Secret

Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Finale

A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.

Everybody Loves Raymond Pilot

Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.

The King of Queens S'ain't Valentine's

Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.

The King of Queens Court Date

Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance.

The King of Queens White Collar

Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old responsibilities.

The King of Queens Rayny Day

Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house.

The King of Queens Train Wreck

Doug is disappointed when Carrie isn't jealous of his beautiful trainee; Arthur feels he's been scammed when he orders a gravestone.

The King of Queens Hungry Man

Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up unexpectedly and famished at her boss's elegant "drinks-only" cocktail party.

Seinfeld The Pez Dispenser

George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance.

Seinfeld The Fix-Up

Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson).

Seinfeld The Boyfriend

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Seinfeld The Boyfriend

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy

Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine I Love Woo, I Hate You

Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein

When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.

The New Adventures of Old Christine It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.

Roseanne Chicken Hearts

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her obnoxious teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Roseanne One for the Road

Roseanne, Dan and DJ visit Roseanne's parents; Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with her girlfriend Dana, but they get drunk instead.

Roseanne An Officer and a Gentleman

Roseanne must visit her parents, so she hands over household tasks to her sister Jackie; Roseanne is very worried about how Jackie will handle it.

Roseanne Born to Be Wild

Dan and Roseanne realise their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend, which leaves them feeling old and boring.

Roseanne Hair

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.