TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific
Wednesday, May 29th TV listings for TV Land - Pacific
Seinfeld The Pothole
George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.
Seinfeld The English Patient
Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend.
Mom Fireballs and Bullet Holes
Bonnie struggles when Christy decides to start a relationship with her father, Alvin (Kevin Pollak).
Mom Nietzsche and a Beer Run
Christy is faced with temptation while dating an attractive, hard-partying man (Nick Zano); Bonnie decides to become a life coach.
Mom Jail Jail and Japanese Porn
Bonnie must pick up the slack when Christy puts her new relationship with David (Nick Zano) ahead of family and friends.
Mom Sonograms and Tube Tops
When Violet feels nervous about becoming a mom, Christy plans a baby shower for her; Bonnie lands a new client.
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The Andy Griffith Show Mayberry R.F.D.
Sam Jones brings his friend Mario from Italy to help him on the farm.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Job
Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store but gives it up because another boy needs the job more.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy's Rival
Andy is jealous when he realizes that a handsome teacher is spending evenings with Helen.
The Andy Griffith Show The Bazaar
Andy's deputy jails Aunt Bee and her friends for gambling at the charity bazaar.
M*A*S*H The Joker Is Wild
B.J. attempts to pull off the ultimate practical joke on Hawkeye.
M*A*S*H Who Knew?
A nurse who was close to Hawkeye is killed; Klinger tries to talk Charles into backing a business venture.
M*A*S*H Bombshells
Hawkeye and Charles set out to test the crew's gullibility when they announce that Marilyn Monroe is due to arrive.
Bonanza Square Deal Sam
A con man on his way to California with his wife can't resist the temptation of pulling a stock swindle in Virginia City.
Gunsmoke The Prisoner
Kitty refuses to turn over to an out-of-town sheriff a man she believes innocent of murder.
Gunsmoke Exodus 21:22
An old friend of Matt's (Steve Ihnat) tracks his wife's killers to Dodge City then wants to deal with them in his own way.
Gunsmoke The Devil's Outpost
Matt is pursued by the older brother of a stagecoach robber he arrested.
Gunsmoke Stryker
Matt's predecessor is released from prison, and comes seeking revenge against the current marshal.
The Andy Griffith Show Fun Girls
Two fun-loving girls from Mount Pilot interrupt Andy and Barney, who are working late doing inventory. They end up in hot water when Helen and Thelma Lou see them with the other girls.
The Andy Griffith Show Return of Malcolm Merriweather
Aunt Bee feels unneeded when Malcom Merriweather returns to Mayberry and gets enlisted to help at the Taylor House to give Aunt Bee a break from work.
The Andy Griffith Show The Rumor
Barney sees Andy and Helen sneaking a kiss in the jewelry store and tells everyone they are engaged. Aunt Bee redecorates Andy's room to make it more appropriate for a bride and throws a surprise party for them.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfftt
Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek.
The Andy Griffith Show Back to Nature
Andy, Barney, and Gomer take Opie and a couple of his friends on a camping trip. When Opie leaves early in the morning to pick berries, Barney and Gomer go looking for him but end up getting lost in the woods.
The Andy Griffith Show Gomer Pyle USMC
Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out.
Everybody Loves Raymond Hackidu
Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner (Paul Reubens) of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.
Everybody Loves Raymond Debra Makes Something Good
Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good.
Everybody Loves Raymond Marie and Frank's New Friends
Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces.
Everybody Loves Raymond Alone Time
Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself.
Everybody Loves Raymond Someone's Cranky
While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior.
Everybody Loves Raymond Bad Moon Rising
Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.
Everybody Loves Raymond Confronting the Attacker
Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing.
The King of Queens Dire Strayts
Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone to dinner; Doug gets stuck in an opening leading up to the attic.
The King of Queens I, Candy
Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single.
The King of Queens Roamin' Holiday
Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend.
The King of Queens Sparing Carrie
Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link: his wife, Carrie.
The King of Queens Net Prophets
Carrie insists on using Doug's Christmas bonus to invest in Internet stock.
The King of Queens Party Favor
Carrie helps Doug plan a bachelor party after she volunteers him to be the friendless Danny's best man.
Seinfeld The Nap
George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant).
Seinfeld The Yada Yada
George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, "Yada, yada, yada."