TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific
Thursday, May 23rd TV listings for TV Land - Pacific
Seinfeld The Diplomats Club
Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.
Seinfeld The Face Painter
Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Mole
After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics when she cannot get into a doctor's office fast enough; Richard decides to move back in with New Christine.
The New Adventures of Old Christine For Love or Money
Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney (Corbin Bernsen) who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Dr. Little Man
Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Curious Case of Britney B
The most popular girl in school asks Ritchie to a dance; Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.
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The Andy Griffith Show The Mayberry Chef
Andy and Opie are thrilled when a station owner offers Aunt Bee a job as a television chef.
The Andy Griffith Show Emmett's Brother-in-Law
Emmett's wife and his brother-in-law needle him to become an insurance salesman.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Drugstore Job
Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume at his new job as a drugstore clerk.
The Andy Griffith Show The Church Benefactors
A $500 bequest to the Mayberry church almost provokes a schism over how to spend it.
M*A*S*H Pressure Points
Psychiatrist Dr. Sidney Freedman visits the 4077th when Col. Potter loses all confidence in himself as a physician.
M*A*S*H Where There's a Will, There's a War
While under intense enemy shelling in a combat zone, Hawkeye decides it is time to make out his will.
M*A*S*H Promotion Commotion
The surgeons suffer a barrage of preferential treatment from the enlisted personnel when they are placed on the camp's promotion board.
Bonanza Logan's Treasures
A former convict (Dan Duryea) asks Ben to help him convince lawmen and bounty hunters he knows nothing of a hidden fortune in gold.
Gunsmoke Johnny Cross
In Matt's absence, deputy Newly tracks down a wanted man, saves him from bounty hunters and does his best to prove the man's innocence.
Gunsmoke The Money Store
An impoverished widower is accused of stealing money from a bank in order to feed his two small children.
Gunsmoke The Twisted Heritage
Kitty saves the life of a fellow stagecoach traveler and becomes deeply involved in his personal life.
Gunsmoke Time of the Jackals
Kitty's jealousy of an escaped murderer's girlfriend complicates Matt's efforts to recapture the man.
The Andy Griffith Show A Date for Gomer
Thelma Lou refuses to go with Barney to the town's upcoming dance unless he gets her visiting cousin Mary Grace a date. Just when he and Barney are about to give up, Gomer appears.
The Andy Griffith Show Citizen's Arrest
Gomer makes a citizen's arrest of Barney for an illegal U-turn, the same violation Barney has ticketed him for, causing him to overreact and resign as deputy.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie and His Merry Men
Opie and his friends take their roles as Robin Hood's men seriously when they befriend a hobo.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney and the Cave Rescue
Barney organizes a rescue party when Andy and Helen become trapped in a cave after it collapses. Unbeknownst to Barney, the two have already escaped, but decide to go back into the cave to save him from becoming a laughingstock.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy and Opie's Pal
Opie becomes jealous when he thinks Andy likes Trey, his new best friend, more than him. Andy then decides to teach Opie a lesson in friendship.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee the Crusader
Aunt Bee organizes a protest to keep Mr Frisby, the local egg farmer, from getting evicted because of a highway project. However, unbeknownst to her, Mr Frisby is hiding a big secret.
Everybody Loves Raymond No Fat
Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Apartment
Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Toaster
Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.
Everybody Loves Raymond Ping Pong
Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.
Everybody Loves Raymond Pants on Fire
Robert jumps into the "favorite son" position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.
Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Date
Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner (Sherri Shepherd) and her friends.
Everybody Loves Raymond Frank's Tribute
Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's "Man of the Year."
The King of Queens Supermarket Story
Doug, Carrie and Arthur face a chaotic trip to the grocery store on the day before Thanksgiving; Doug encounters a stranger from his past.
The King of Queens Noel Cowards
Arthur's Christmas gift to Doug and Carrie provides a solution to the couple's car troubles that ends up being worse than the problem.
The King of Queens Fixer Upper
Carrie fixes Spence (Patton Oswalt) up with an extremely timid girl from her office, but advice from Doug threatens a good thing.
The King of Queens Best Man
Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn't get the entree that he ordered at the reception.
The King of Queens Dog Days
A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life.
The King of Queens Crappy Birthday
Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday and has plans to watch the wrestling match; Doug must scramble to put together a romantic evening.
Seinfeld The Understudy
George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.
Seinfeld The Engagement
A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.