Onion News Network

Comedy

Comedy

All the news that's not fit for print - or for that matter, the airwaves - is reported on the `Onion News Network', an offshoot of the news satire organization The Onion. The network claims to have more `attack satellites' than its competition, and `no other channel has more secret surveillance cameras in homes, businesses and high-level government offices'. Its flagship parody show is `FactZone with Brooke Alvarez', which includes a media monitor segment that features Alvarez (as played by Suzanne Sena) pointing out the `gross negligence' of other news organizations.