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Two and a Half Men

Sitcom

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

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Two and a Half Men My Son's Enormous Head

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her.

12:30 AM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)

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Two and a Half Men Don't Worry, Speed Racer

When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.

2:30 AM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)

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Two and a Half Men My Son's Enormous Head

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her.

4:05 AM on KTLA Los Angeles, CA

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Two and a Half Men Don't Worry, Speed Racer

When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.

4:35 AM on KTLA Los Angeles, CA

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Two and a Half Men The Two Finger Rule

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

10:30 PM on KTLA Los Angeles, CA

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Two and a Half Men The Two Finger Rule

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

12:30 AM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)

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Two and a Half Men That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).

2:30 AM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)

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Two and a Half Men That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).

4:35 AM on KTLA Los Angeles, CA

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Two and a Half Men Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

10:30 PM on KTLA Los Angeles, CA

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Two and a Half Men Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

12:30 AM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)

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