Two and a Half Men
Sitcom
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Upcoming TV Listings for Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men That Special Tug
Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away to a friend's house sends Charlie to a therapist.
12:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
12:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men My Tongue Is Meat
When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.
1:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Ergo, the Booty Call
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
1:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men That Special Tug
Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away to a friend's house sends Charlie to a therapist.
7:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
7:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men My Tongue Is Meat
When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.
8:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Ergo, the Booty Call
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
8:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
9:00 PM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)
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Two and a Half Men If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
9:30 PM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)
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