Two and a Half Men
Sitcom
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Upcoming TV Listings for Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men An Old Flame With a New Wick
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
1:35 AM on KTLA Los Angeles, CA
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Two and a Half Men Ergo, the Booty Call
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
1:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).
1:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi.
2:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.
2:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
9:30 PM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)
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Two and a Half Men Smooth as a Ken Doll
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
11:30 PM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)
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Two and a Half Men I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
1:35 AM on KTLA Los Angeles, CA
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Two and a Half Men Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.
1:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men And the Plot Moistens
Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.
1:30 PM on DTOUR
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