Two and a Half Men
Sitcom
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Upcoming TV Listings for Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.
9:30 PM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)
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Two and a Half Men My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).
11:30 PM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)
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Two and a Half Men A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.
1:35 AM on KTLA Los Angeles, CA
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Two and a Half Men A Pot-Smoking Monkey
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
1:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.
1:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
2:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.
2:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
9:30 PM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)
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Two and a Half Men Just Like Buffalo
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
11:30 PM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)
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Two and a Half Men Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
1:35 AM on KTLA Los Angeles, CA
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