Two and a Half Men
Sitcom
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Upcoming TV Listings for Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi.
11:30 PM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)
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Two and a Half Men The Mooch at the Boo
Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.
1:35 AM on KTLA Los Angeles, CA
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Two and a Half Men He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.
9:30 PM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)
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Two and a Half Men Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.
11:30 PM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)
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Two and a Half Men He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.
1:35 AM on KTLA Los Angeles, CA
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Two and a Half Men The Devil's Lube
When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.
9:30 PM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)
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Two and a Half Men Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.
11:30 PM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)
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Two and a Half Men The Devil's Lube
When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.
1:35 AM on KTLA Los Angeles, CA
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Two and a Half Men Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
1:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
1:30 PM on DTOUR
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