Two and a Half Men
Sitcom
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Upcoming TV Listings for Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men The Two Finger Rule
Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.
7:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.
7:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Above Exalted Cyclops
Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.
8:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.
8:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
9:00 PM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)
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Two and a Half Men Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
9:30 PM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)
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Two and a Half Men If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
12:05 AM on KTLA Los Angeles, CA
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Two and a Half Men Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
12:35 AM on KTLA Los Angeles, CA
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Two and a Half Men The Two Finger Rule
Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.
2:00 AM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.
2:30 AM on DTOUR
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