Two and a Half Men
Sitcom
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
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Two and a Half Men Warning, It's Dirty
Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.
6:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
1:00 AM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
1:30 AM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
2:00 AM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Warning, It's Dirty
Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.
2:30 AM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Can You Feel My Finger?
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
1:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Back Off Mary Poppins
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
1:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
2:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men A Bag Full of Jawea
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.
2:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.
5:00 PM on DTOUR
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