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Two and a Half Men

Sitcom

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

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Two and a Half Men She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.

10:30 PM on KTLA Los Angeles, CA

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Two and a Half Men She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.

12:30 AM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)

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Two and a Half Men I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.

1:00 AM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)

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Two and a Half Men I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.

3:35 AM on KTLA Los Angeles, CA

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Two and a Half Men Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

3:35 AM on KTLA Los Angeles, CA

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Two and a Half Men Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

4:05 AM on KTLA Los Angeles, CA

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Two and a Half Men Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

12:00 AM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)

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Two and a Half Men Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

12:30 AM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)

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Two and a Half Men The Ocu or the Pado?

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

10:30 PM on KTLA Los Angeles, CA

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Two and a Half Men The Ocu or the Pado?

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

12:30 AM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)

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