Two and a Half Men
Sitcom
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Upcoming TV Listings for Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
9:30 PM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)
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Two and a Half Men A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
11:30 PM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)
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Two and a Half Men Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
1:35 AM on KTLA Los Angeles, CA
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Two and a Half Men Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
1:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Smooth as a Ken Doll
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
1:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.
2:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.
2:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men An Old Flame With a New Wick
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
5:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).
5:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men No Sniffing, No Wowing
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).
6:00 PM on DTOUR
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