Two and a Half Men
Sitcom
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
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Two and a Half Men Phase One, Complete
Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.
2:30 AM on KTLA Los Angeles, CA
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Two and a Half Men 818-jklpuzo
Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.
11:00 AM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.
11:30 AM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.
12:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women.
12:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Mmm, Fish. Yum
Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.
1:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men A Pudding-Filled Cactus
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
1:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
2:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
2:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men For the Sake of the Child
After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.
3:00 PM on DTOUR
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