Two and a Half Men
Sitcom
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
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Two and a Half Men City of Great Racks
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
7:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
7:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
8:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
8:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men City of Great Racks
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
2:00 AM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
2:30 AM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
12:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Tight's Good
After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.
12:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.
1:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Meander to Your Dander
Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.
1:30 PM on DTOUR
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