Two and a Half Men
Sitcom
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Upcoming TV Listings for Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
8:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
8:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
9:00 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Phase One, Complete
Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.
9:30 PM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men Tight's Good
After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.
12:00 AM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)
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Two and a Half Men Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.
12:30 AM on WPIX New York (SUPERSTATION)
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Two and a Half Men Tight's Good
After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.
3:05 AM on KTLA Los Angeles, CA
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Two and a Half Men Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.
3:35 AM on KTLA Los Angeles, CA
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Two and a Half Men Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
4:00 AM on DTOUR
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Two and a Half Men If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
4:30 AM on DTOUR
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