TV Schedule for Ace TV (KADF-LD) Austin, TX
Friday, May 23rd TV listings for Ace TV (KADF-LD) Austin, TX
The Real McCoys How to Paint a House
A con man finagles a house-painting contract from the McCoys.
The Real McCoys The Great Woodsman
Grampa goes on a camping trip with Little Luke.
Restaurant serves everything wrapped in foil swans; hotel doorman tips customers, then takes the cab himself.
Richard Lewis plays a guidance counselor with awful advice; people receive vaccinations against the Y2K bug.
Hidden cameras document various pranks.
People are unexpectedly pranked.
Dry cleaner shrinks money; fire station holds a fire sale.
Customers renting movies are irked when another customer gives away the plot; bird watchers discover a 6-foot guy in a bird suit.
An elevator moves sideways; drive-thru restaurant has a very low clearance bar.
Pet store sells invisible fish; unusual office dress codes.
Woman's big toe is stuck in a bathtub faucet; automatic taxi runs without a driver.
Students operate computers with their feet; rental home has outline of dead body on the floor.
Woman inflates a flat tire with her mouth; cop tickets joggers and bicyclists on a recreation trail.
Candid Camera rigs a phony game show, The Billion Dollar Answer.
An oil change in less than a minute. Bathroom faucets are rigged.
Tenants in a high-rise learn that cameras will be installed throughout their apartments; woman gets her head caught in a banister.
Peter Funt tries to get a free breakfast using a two-for-one coupon; gas station charges by the quart.
Cashier calls for a price check on every item; parking gate bar is rigged to move so quickly that cars can't pass.
Apartment residents attend trash class to learn about recycling. Vet tells people to comfort their pet by getting a shot.
Peter Funt plays a clerk who gives change in foreign money; mail carrier asks for tips.
Refrigerators are delivered in parts that must be assembled. Store requires customers to remove their shoes.
Fathers contend with squirting babies; people must keep moving to operate motion-activated lights.
Waitress samples customers' food; post office sells zero-cent stamps.
Store charges shipping and handling fees for purchases that aren't being shipped; comedian Jeff Foxworthy is caught off guard.
Valet parking at a convenience store; massage therapist uses cooking ingredients.
Unsuspecting people react to bizarre events.
Produce bags won't separate. Irregular gas is sold in New Jersey.
Steak house uses plastic knives. Change machine gives only pennies.
Carwash offers theft and fire insurance. Parking meters are installed in a residential neighborhood.
Store gives change in pennies; vision test for rental car drivers.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Fugitive Alien
"Fugitive Alien" (1986) Science fiction. Wolf Raiders from Valnastar attack Earth; one, wanted for treason, becomes a space loner named Ken. With Tatsuya Azuma, Miyuki Tanigawa, Joe Shishido.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Fugitive Alien
"Fugitive Alien" (1986) Science fiction. Wolf Raiders from Valnastar attack Earth; one, wanted for treason, becomes a space loner named Ken. With Tatsuya Azuma, Miyuki Tanigawa, Joe Shishido.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Hercules
"Hercules" (1959) Adventure. Greek muscleman (Steve Reeves) begins 12 labors, saves princess (Silva Koscina).
CPO Sharkey Tell It To The Marines
Visiting Marines cause havoc at the training base as their behavior tests the patience of Sharkey and the other sailors.
CPO Sharkey Sharkey And The South American Way
Sharkey must instruct a visiting South American sailor in the ways of the United States Navy.
The Commish The Iceman Cometh
A hitman (Brian Keith) targets Tony and Rachel.
CPO Sharkey Punk Rock Sharkey
Sharkey needs to reunite a punk rock girl with her concerned mother.
CPO Sharkey Pruitt, The Russian Flu-Carrier
Pruitt infects Sharkey and most of the recruit company with Russian flu and Sharkey is overwhelmed by home-spun remedies.