Monday, May 12th TV listings for Antenna (KQTV2) St. Joseph, MO
The Burns and Allen Show Gracie Tries to Cure Roger of Amnesia
George can't understand why Gracie pretends to have amnesia.
The Burns and Allen Show Lucille Vanderlip Gives a Barbeque Party
Gracie unintentionally gives George the wrong directions to a barbecue.
The Jack Benny Program Jack Adopts a Son
Jack plays a man who adopts an unwanted orphan (Milton Berle).
The Jack Benny Program Wayne Newton/Louie Nye Show
Jack, Wayne Newton and Louis Nye perform at a charity fund-raising garden party.
McHale's Navy PT 73 Where Are You?
The South Pacific is overstocked with lost, strayed or stolen PT boats. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.
McHale's Navy Movies Are Your Best Diversion
McHale and his crew use old movie soundtracks to avert a Japanese attack.
Father Knows Best It's a Small World
Margaret has a problem of conflicting dates when Jim goes to New York and she has a club meeting planned.
Father Knows Best Two Loves Has Bud
Bud has problems deciding between two girls whom he wants to date.
Dennis the Menace The Raffle Ticket
Mr. Wilson hopes to win a car in a raffle.
Dennis the Menace The Christmas Horse
Dennis thinks the horse he wanted for Christmas was sent to another house.
Hazel The Perfect Boss
Hazel pens an essay for a newspaper on her boss's perfection.
Hazel A Little Bit of Genius
Harold and Jeff's friendship is endangered after Jeff is put in a special class for advanced students.
Bewitched Instant Courtesy
Endora teaches Darrin a lesson by turning him into a perfect gentleman.
Bewitched Samantha's Super Maid
To please Darrin's mother, Samantha reluctantly hires a maid.
I Dream of Jeannie Blackmail-Order Bride
A reporter tries blackmail to get a scoop on Tony; A reporter disguises himself as a plumber.
I Dream of Jeannie Jeannie at the Piano
Jeannie casts a spell on the piano in the Cocoa Beach officer's club, making Tony appear to be a musical virtuoso when he sits down to play.
The Facts of Life Gamma Gamma or Bust
Blair fires sorority-party caterer Mrs. Garrett.
The Facts of Life Just My Bill
Jo's new boyfriend turns out to be wealthy.
Alice Th-Th-Th-That's All, Folks!
The gang reflects on old times after Mel sells his diner to a land developer.
Alice Pilot
A young widow starting a new life in Phoenix gets a job as a waitress at a roadside diner.
Archie Bunker's Place The Boys' Night Out
Archie, Barney and Harry spend a night on the town in honor of their 20-year friendship.
Archie Bunker's Place I Can Manage
A lady urges Archie to go to a convention.
Family Ties Here We Go Again
The three Keaton children are furious when Elyse announces she is pregnant.
Family Ties Little Man on Campus
Alex asks for Mallory's advice when he fails his first college assignment.
The Drew Carey Show The Electron Doesn't Fall Far From the Nucleus
Drew (Drew Carey) is shocked by the local Wildebeest Lodge when he is invited to join the organization.
The Drew Carey Show Isomers Have Distinct Characteristics
An employee strike during the holidays forces Drew, Mimi and Oswald to clerk.
Three's Company An Affair to Forget
Jack dates one of Janet's friends from high school, unaware that she is married.
Three's Company The Brunch
Jack hosts a Sunday brunch to convince a neighborhood clergyman that the bistro is really a respectable place.
The Jeffersons A Case of Self-Defense
Louise fears that George's remedy to protect the family from crime in the neighborhood could be deadly.
The Jeffersons My Wife, I Think I'll Keep Her
Louise and Helen teach their sexist husbands a lesson in equality they will never forget.
Barney Miller The Vandal
A disgruntled TV fan assaults a network programmer in a coffee shop; and Levitt is the detectives' chief suspect in the squad room vandalism.
Barney Miller The Harris Incident
Police mistake Harris for burglar and shoot him; A stockbroker leaves Wall Street to become a beggar.
Becker Panic on the 86th Floor
Reggie becomes disillusioned with pursuing a degree in psychology after meeting a security guard with the same degree.
Becker The Film Critic
Frustrated Becker finds no peace at the movie theater when he tries to catch a new flick; Margaret suspects Louis is having an affair.
Actor John Larroquette; actor Mark Schiff; actor Kurt Thomas.
Wings Roy Crazy
Roy's ex-wife (Concetta Tomei) returns to Nantucket and has ulterior motives for wanting to rekindle their relationship.
Wings Long Distance Lament
Davis (Mark Harelik) rushes to Nantucket after canceling a date with Helen, only to find her with another man (John Putch).
Designing Women Old Spouses Never Die
Mary Jo and J.D.'s romance heats up despite interference from their respective ex-spouses; Charlene receives disturbing medical news.
Designing Women Old Spouses Never Die
Mary Jo and J.D.'s (Richard Gilliland) romance heats up despite interference; Charlene receives disturbing medical news.
Three's Company An Affair to Forget
Jack dates one of Janet's friends from high school, unaware that she is married.
Three's Company The Brunch
Jack hosts a Sunday brunch to convince a neighborhood clergyman that the bistro is really a respectable place.
The Jeffersons A Case of Self-Defense
Louise fears that George's remedy to protect the family from crime in the neighborhood could be deadly.
The Jeffersons My Wife, I Think I'll Keep Her
Louise and Helen teach their sexist husbands a lesson in equality they will never forget.
Barney Miller The Vandal
A disgruntled TV fan assaults a network programmer in a coffee shop; and Levitt is the detectives' chief suspect in the squad room vandalism.
Barney Miller The Harris Incident
Police mistake Harris for burglar and shoot him; A stockbroker leaves Wall Street to become a beggar.
The Drew Carey Show Drew and the Unstable Element
Drew (Drew Carey) is forced to take extra security measures when he fires an unstable employee (guest star David Cross).
The Drew Carey Show Drew and Mr. Bell's Nephew
Drew (Drew Carey) is given the task of training Mr. Bell's back-stabbing nephew (guest star Michael Landes).