Sunday, May 5th TV listings for Antenna (WHO-DT3) Des Moines, IA
The Burns and Allen Show Silky Thompson; Gracie Writes; My Life With George Burns
Gracie writes a magazine story claiming that George once beat up a gangster.
The Burns and Allen Show Gracie Thinks George Is Going to Commit Suicide
Gracie misinterprets George's actions and fears he wants to end his own life.
The Jack Benny Program Riverboat Sketch
Carol Burnett plays a Southern belle to Jack's slick riverboat gambler.
The Jack Benny Program Jack Takes a Boat to Hawaii
Jayne Mansfield takes a Hawaiian cruise with Jack.
McHale's Navy Binghamton, at 20 Paces
Binghamton (Joe Flynn) lands himself on the field of honor opposing a dead-shot nobleman (guest star David Opatoshu). With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.
McHale's Navy Wally for Congress
Binghamton's moment of planned heroism intended to impress a politician is ruined by a GI patrol. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.
Dennis the Menace Dennis and the Hermit
Dennis tells a story about an old hermit.
Dennis the Menace My Uncle Ned
Wilson's subject refuses to sign a release.
Bachelor Father Bentley and the Beach Bum
Kelly falls for a free spirit who lives in a beach shack.
Bachelor Father The Fortune Cookie Caper
Peter goes into the fortune-cookie business after Bentley refuses him a raise.
My Favorite Martian Martin and the Eternal Triangle
Martin experiences jealousy when Mrs. Brown's boyfriend comes to visit.
My Favorite Martian Danger! High Voltage!
Martin accidentally over-electrifies himself for a return trip to Mars.
The Partridge Family Reuben Kincaid Lives
When the Partridges start treating him with kid gloves, Reuben feels he's not long for the world.
The Partridge Family Double Trouble
Keith, stuck with two dates for one night, tries to scheme his way out of one. Guest star: Cheryl Ladd.
Silver Spoons Won't You Go Home, Bob Danish?
A man from Kate's past intentionally crashes his plane on the grounds of the estate in order to impress her.
Silver Spoons The `X' Team
Kate catches Ricky and his pals watching an X-rated movie on television.
Henry's 75-year-old father wants to start a new life after he's booted out of a rest home for cavorting with the ladies.
Too Close for Comfort Centerfold
Muriel takes a stand for independence when Henry objects to her photographing a male centerfold.
Mary asks Chester to donate a kidney to Danny; El Puerco hires a prostitute; Jodie continues his search for Wendy; Burt nabs Tibbs.
Jessica tries to seduce El Puerco; Gwen tells Danny that she loves him; Danny needs a new kidney; Mary tells Jodie and Danny that they have different fathers.
Mary tells Burt about her relationship with Chester; Jodie asks Maggie to marry him; Dutch and Eunice try to spice up their sex life; Mary remembers why Chester left her.
Mary tells Jessica that Chester is Danny's father; Burt becomes an overnight hero; Danny and Chester prepare for kidney transplant surgery.
Designing Women The Mistress
The ladies decorate a house for a client's wife and a condo for his mistress.
Designing Women The Fur Flies
While modeling a fur coat at a fashion show, Suzanne is injured by animal-rights protesters; Olivia searches for a nanny.
Designing Women Oh, What a Feeling
The ladies are forced to negotiate with a crafty car dealer for a new delivery van when their old one breaks down in a driving rainstorm.
Designing Women Anthony and Vanessa
In an effort to win Anthony, Vanessa (Olivia Brown) asks Suzanne for a total make-over.
The Drew Carey Show Mr. Louder's Birthday Party
Drew offends someone special when he toasts Mr. Louder; Mimi hires an attorney in her sexual harassment suit.
The Drew Carey Show The Salon
When Kate (Christa Miller) is denied a promotion, Drew (Drew Carey) suggests she hold a salon to discuss social issues. Guest stars: Charles Nelson Reilly, Rush Limbaugh.
The Drew Carey Show The Engagement
Drew and Oswald (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader) test their compatibility with Nicki and Kate (Kate Walsh, Christa Miller) at a Valentine's Day dinner.
The Drew Carey Show Nicki's Parents
Drew hosts Nicki's parents when she goes out of town, but instigates an argument that leads to their breakup.
Family Ties The Job Not Taken
Alex's dream job involves replacing a soon-to-be-fired friend.
Family Ties The Wrecker's Ball
Elyse reminisces about her early career when the first building she designed is scheduled for demolition.
Family Ties My Best Friend's Girl
Playing matchmaker for Skippy, Lauren becomes the object of his affection.
Family Ties 'Til Her Daddy Takes the T-Bird Away
Steven backs out as a cosigner for Mallory, but that doesn't stop her from getting a car.
Wings Goodbye, Old Friend
Lowell attempts to eulogize his friend and mentor; Joe and Brian try to keep Helen awake for 18 hours after she suffers a head injury.
Wings Another Wedding
While at the wedding of an air-traffic controller, Lowell encounters his ex-wife, and Helen gets stuck with a geek.
Wings Date Package Number Seven
Brian pulls out all the stops in an attempt to win Alex's affections; Roy and Lowell become addicted to a video game.
Wings Stop in the Name of Love
Brian has a difficult decision to make when he and Alex spend a week dating each other.
Becker D.N.R.
A patient (Mary Steenburgen) fails to ruffle Becker's feathers; Jake leaves his newsstand to an unlikely person; Linda finds a new beau (Antonio Sabato Jr.).
Becker Pilot
Dedicated Dr. John Becker has a heart of gold and an opinion on everything.
Becker Take These Pills and Shove 'Em
Becker is irked by a diabetic patient (Peter Siragusa) who refuses to monitor his condition.
Becker Sex in the Inner City
Conversations and circumstances make Becker painfully aware of his lack of a sex life.
Dear John Bound for Gloria
Kirk (Jere Burns) sets his sights on a widow (guest star Joanne Gibson) who joins the group. With Judd Hirsch.
Dear John A New Leash on Life
In spite of himself, John becomes attached to a stray dog he took in.
Dear John The Other Group
John (Judd Hirsch) is labeled a traitor when he sits in on another singles group meeting. With Jere Burns and Isabella Hofmann.
Dear John Ralph's Second Chance
John (Judd Hirsch) is concerned when Ralph (Harry Groener) announces his intention to remarry the fickle Blomlika (Susan Kellerman). With Isabella Hofmann.
The Burns and Allen Show Burnses & Mortons Going to Hawaii
George, Gracie and the Mortons plan a vacation cruise to Hawaii.
The Jack Benny Program Jack Goes to the Doctor
Jack thinks he is being followed; guest Oscar Levant.