Thursday, May 7th TV listings for Cartoon Network USA HD - Eastern
Regular Show Eggscellent
Mordecai wants to win a hat for Rigby by eating a huge omelet.
Regular Show Gut Model
Muscle Man threatens to leave and take a job as a gut model.
Regular Show Video Game Wizard
Mordecai and Rigby enter a video game tournament to win a prototype.
Regular Show Big Winner
Mordecai and Rigby must tell Muscle Man that the scratch ticket they gave him was a fake.
Regular Show The Best Burger in the World
Mordecai and Rigby try to fool Benson so they can eat the best burgers in the world.
Regular Show Replaced
Benson tries to replace Mordecai and Rigby with an ostrich and a possum.
Regular Show Trash Boat
Rigby changes his name, then has to change it back.
Regular Show Fists of Justice
Mordecai and Rigby do all of Skips' duties for the day as a birthday gift.
Regular Show Yes Dude Yes
Mordecai tries to find a girlfriend after learning Margaret is engaged.
Regular Show Busted Cart
Mordecai and Rigby go on a road trip with Benson.
Regular Show Dead at Eight
Death agrees to spare Muscle Man's life if Mordecai and Rigby baby-sit his child.
Regular Show Access Denied
Mordecai and Rigby try to gain entry to an exclusive club.
Regular Show Muscle Mentor
Rigby must prove he can complete a job in order to avoid being fired.
Regular Show Trucker Hall of Fame
Muscle Man wants to spread his father's ashes at the Big Rig Museum.
Regular Show Out of Commission
Mordecai and Rigby spend one last day with the cart.
Regular Show Fancy Restaurant
Muscle Man has to go out to a fancy dinner to impress his girlfriend's parents.
Regular Show Diary
Mordecai and Rigby break the lock on Margaret's diary.
Regular Show The Best VHS in the World
Mordecai and Rigby have to return an overdue VHS to the store so they won't be banned from renting new movies.
Regular Show Prankless
The gang wants to win a prank war against a rival park.
Regular Show Death Bear
Mordecai and Rigby hope to impress Margaret and Eileen by getting a picture in death bear's cage.
Regular Show Fuzzy Dice
Everyone wants to give Pops fuzzy dice for his birthday.
Regular Show Sugar Rush
Mordecai and Rigby are tasked with picking up donuts for the morning meeting.
Regular Show Bad Kiss
Mordecai finally tries to kiss Margaret.
Regular Show Exit 9B
Mordecai and Rigby must save the park when everyone else is brainwashed.
Regular Show Starter Pack
Mordecai and Rigby want to stop Muscle Man from screwing with Thomas.
Regular Show Terror Tales of the Park II
Mordecai and Rigby tell scary stories while traveling to a Halloween party.
Regular Show Pie Contest
Mordecai and Rigby want to be judges at a pie contest.
Regular Show 150-Piece Kit
Benson wants to prove that he performed a famous drum solo.
Regular Show Bald Spot
Muscle Man wants to hide his bald spot.
Regular Show Guy's Night
When Pops wants to be included in a guys' night, he participates in a milk challenge to prove his worth.
Regular Show One Pull Up
Rigby needs to do one pull-up to pass the park physical.
Ed, Edd 'n Eddy Thick as an Ed; Sorry Wrong Ed
Edd and Eddy fight over Ed's stinky jacket; Ed, Edd and Eddy run afoul of Rolf's cursed phone.
Ed, Edd 'n Eddy Robbin' Ed; A Case of Ed
Eddy vows revenge when a masked stranger makes off with the proceeds of his latest scam; then, after reading a medical textbook, Edd becomes convinced he has symptoms of a terminal disease.
Bob's Burgers Live and Let Fly
The kids seek revenge on their school guidance counselor; they get entangled in sibling rivalry between two pilots; Linda and Bob put their game faces on when Teddy invites them to a paper airplane contest.
Bob's Burgers Bobby Driver
Bob agrees to drive professional quilter Edith around town after she convinces him to help her get revenge; the kids attend a lavish "Gatsby"-themed birthday party; Linda helps Teddy expand his taste palate.
Bob's Burgers I Bob Your Pardon
The Belchers set out to save a turkey from a trip to the slaughterhouse, but the mission becomes more complicated than they had anticipated.
Bob's Burgers Roller? I Hardly Know Her!
Gene is livid when his best friend Alex ditches him to be Courtney's roller-dancing partner; Teddy, Linda and Bob let their imaginations get the best of them when they discover someone is stalking the restaurant.
Bob's Burgers UFO No You Didn't
Tina and her new science partner create a device that allows them to communicate with aliens, but their excitement turns to fear when they receive a dangerous warning message; Bob attempts to sell mini coatracks he bought.
Family Guy High School English
The cast re-enacts "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men."
Family Guy Carter and Tricia
When Peter overhears Carter's plan to save money by using toxic chemicals in the brewery's beer cans, he tells a journalist about it; Brian asks for Stewie's help when his driver's license expired.
Family Guy How the Griffin Stole Christmas
Peter gets power hungry when he's asked to fill in for a mall Santa; Stewie and Brian decide to crash holiday office parties for free food, fun and women.
Family Guy Passenger Fatty-Seven
When Quagmire gets free plane tickets for a guys' trip to San Francisco, unforeseen events put his flying abilities to the test.
Family Guy Gronkowsbees
Professional football player Rob Gronkowski moves into the neighborhood; Stewie uses steroids to increase his new bees' honey output, but it makes them aggressive instead.
Rick and Morty Auto Erotic Assimilation
Rick gets straight emotional in this one bro. Beth and Jerry going ham on each other bro.
Rick and Morty Total Rickall
We don't get to meet all sorts of new friends in this one broh. Morty goes ham in this one broh.
Rick and Morty Get Schwifty
Rick and Morty don gotta step up and save things in this one broh. A new religion starts up too broh.
Smiling Friends Friend-Bot
The Smiling Friends befriend a robot.
Smiling Friends Charlie's Uncle Dies and Doesn't Come Back
Pim and Charlie meet Charlie's Uncle, who's full of mysteries and tricks alike; and then Allan goes gaga.
[as] Smalls Little Edy: Television
Little Edy is a mischievous little girl, and all she wants is to watch some TV.
Robot Chicken Executed by the State
G.I. Joe faces a big challenge; being a vegetarian; questions about Starbucks' logo; Orville Redenbacher in "Children of the Popcorn."
Robot Chicken Crushed by a Steamroller on My 53rd Birthday
Alvin and the Chipmunks have a wild time; Mary Poppins; B.A. Baracus hates flying; G.I. Joe in a real war situation.
American Dad! Lumberjerk
Stan is being forced to partner with Jeff in a lumberjack competition; Steve, Francine and Snot are entering a contest to win a vintage pickup truck.
American Dad! Stan & Francine & Stan & Francine & Radika
Stan and Francine go back in time to settle an argument.
American Dad! Flush After Reading
Francine and Roger get lost in a good book -- or five -- after Francine escapes an embarrassing situation; Stan reluctantly hangs out at the library.
American Dad! Comb Over: A Hair Piece
Stan finally decides to do something about his secret baldness and enlists the help of Josay Bosay, Roger's famed hair-stylist-to-the-stars persona.
Rick and Morty Auto Erotic Assimilation
Rick gets straight emotional in this one bro. Beth and Jerry going ham on each other bro.
Rick and Morty Total Rickall
We don't get to meet all sorts of new friends in this one broh. Morty goes ham in this one broh.
Xavier: Renegade Angel What Life D-D-Doth
A seeker must use his healing abilities when a town is infected with a mystery virus.
Xavier: Renegade Angel Chief Beef Loco
A young boy's dream to become a mascot gets crushed by a local gang; Xavier takes the toughs under his wing; his good deedery results in a drug Lord's death and possibly a lover for Xavier.
Dragon Ball Z Kai A New Guardian! The Return of the Dragon Balls!
Goku scours the galaxy in search of the Namekians; a martial artist enters Cell's tournament.
Dragon Ball Z Kai Mr. Satan Takes the Stage! The Curtain Rises on the Cell Games!
A hulking human is set to be the first challenger in the tournament against Cell.
Regular Show The Christmas Special
In order to save Christmas, Mordecai and Rigby must destroy a gift for Santa.
Regular Show TGI Tuesday
Mordecai, Rigby and Eileen celebrate Margaret's new internship.
Regular Show Firework Run
Mordecai, Rigby and Muscle Man have to replace fireworks for an event at the park.
Tom and Jerry Colourful Chase
Jerry imagines himself an artist, but Tom thinks otherwise; their creative capers cross the line between art and chaos.
Regular Show The Longest Weekend
Muscle Man must make it through a week without contacting Starla.
Regular Show Sandwich of Death
Benson will die unless Mordecai and Rigby can find a cure for the Death Sandwich.
Regular Show Ace Balthazar Lives
Mordecai and Rigby want to reunite the band Adrenaline.