Monday, April 13th TV listings for Comedy Central HD - Eastern Feed
South Park Chickenlover
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.
South Park Ike's Wee Wee
School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision.
South Park Conjoined Fetus Lady
The town's dodge-ball team goes to the championships; the school nurse deals with a strange medical disorder.
South Park The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with "Jesus and Pals."
South Park City on the Edge of Forever
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.
South Park Summer Sucks
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.
South Park Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are overrun by Hollywood types and the expanding population.
South Park Chickenpox
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus.
South Park Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
The new planetarium has a strange pull on Stan, Kyle and Kenny; Cartman wants the lead in "Les Misérables."
South Park Clubhouses
The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare.
Seinfeld The Phone Message
George enlists Jerry's help in removing a message that he left on a date's (Tory Polone) answering machine.
Seinfeld The Apartment
Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building.
Seinfeld The Statue
Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George.
Seinfeld The Revenge
George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice).
Seinfeld The Heart Attack
Hypochondriac George gets advice from a "holistic" healer (Stephen Tabolowsky) for his claimed heart attack.
Seinfeld The Deal
Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple.
The Office Employee Transfer
Pam is embarrassed when no one else at corporate wears a costume on Halloween; Holly and Michael get shocking news from corporate; Dwight tries to get under Andy's skin.
The Office Customer Survey
Jim and Dwight are stunned when they get the results of the annual customer survey report; Jim and Pam decide to spend every minute together; Andy and Angela choose an unusual location for their wedding.
The Office Business Trip
Michael is thrilled when David Wallace sends him on a business trip to Canada; Oscar and Andy become friends when Michael decides to bring them on the trip; Jim counts the days until Pam returns from art school.
The Office Frame Toby
Someone made a huge mess in the microwave and refuses to clean it up; Michael must come to terms with the personnel changes in his staff.
The Office The Surplus
Oscar informs Michael that the office must spend a cash surplus or lose it in the next year's budget; Dwight takes Angela and Andy to Schrute Farms to work on their wedding plans.
The Office Moroccan Christmas
Meredith's hair catches fire at Phyllis' Moroccan-themed Christmas party; Dwight corners the market on the hottest toy of the holiday season.
The Office The Duel
Andy remains unaware of Angela's affair with Dwight; Michael is nervous about a corporate meeting with Wallace.
The Office Prince Family Paper
Michael and Dwight go undercover to learn about a competitor; employees hold a debate to decide whether an actress is hot.
The Office Stress Relief - Part 1
Dwight must make amends with the office after his fire-safety seminar goes awry; Michael tries to get his employees to relax; Andy becomes convinced that Pam and Jim are film gurus.
The Office Stress Relief - Part 2
Dwight must make amends with the office after his fire safety seminar goes awry; Michael tries to get his employees to relax; Andy becomes convinced that Pam and Jim are film gurus.
The Office Blood Drive
Michael meets a mysterious woman at a blood drive; Dwight and Kevin attend a "Lonely Hearts Party"; Jim and Pam have an awkward lunch with Bob and Phyllis.
The Daily Show New
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
Family Guy Married With Cancer
Brian meets and falls in love with Jess, who reveals she has cancer; after she receives devastating news regarding her diagnosis, Brian proposes marriage to her.
Family Guy Dead Dog Walking
Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned; at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go, causing Jess to make a surprising decision.
Family Guy PTV
Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home.
South Park Chinpoko Mon
The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.
South Park Pip
A British classmate retells Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations."
South Park It Hits the Fan
Cartman and his foul mouth make television history.
South Park The Biggest Douche in the Universe
The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit.
South Park My Future Self 'n' Me
Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.
South Park Krazy Kripples
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.
South Park Toilet Paper
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.
South Park Canceled
The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled.
South Park Fat Butt and Pancake Head
One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar.
The Cleveland Show A Rodent Like This
When Donna finds a rat in the house, she takes the kids and stays with her mother, but Cleveland forms an attachment to the creature; Rallo and Jr. play spies.
The Cleveland Show California Dreamin' (All the Cleves Are Brown)
When the Browns move to Los Angeles, Cleveland pursues his dream of becoming a major league baseball scout; Donna and the kids become enamoured with L.A.'s glitzy lifestyle.
The Cleveland Show The Hangover Part Tubbs
Donna tries to keep Cleveland out of her campaign as she runs for a spot on the school board; Junior learns he is an incredible diver, but is afraid of wearing the school's uniform -- a tiny bathing suit.
The Cleveland Show Who Done Did It?
After Arianna is rude to Donna, Cleveland seeks revenge by egging Arianna's house; when Cleveland starts seeking revenge on more people, things get out of hand and he's accused of a murder he did not commit.
South Park Cow Days
The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion.
South Park Chef Aid
Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef.