Friday, August 28th TV listings for Comedy Central HD - Eastern Feed
South Park Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.
South Park Cartmanland
Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.
South Park Proper Condom Use
Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.
South Park Towelie
The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.
South Park Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.
South Park How to Eat With Your Butt
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.
South Park The Entity
Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.
South Park Here Comes the Neighborhood
Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park, but the town tries to drive them out.
South Park Kenny Dies
Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.
Seinfeld The Contest
Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.
Seinfeld The Airport
Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.
Seinfeld The Pick
Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risqué underwear ad.
Seinfeld The Movie
Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.
Seinfeld The Visa
Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.
Seinfeld The Shoes
Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.
The Office Traveling Salesmen
Andy suggests that Michael team up the staff for sales calls; Dwight tries to cover for Angela when she misses a deadline.
The Office The Return
Oscar returns from his long vacation; Andy takes advantage of events to get closer to Michael; Jim gets Karen and Pam to help stage a prank on a new target.
The Office Ben Franklin
Michael brings two adult performers into the office in honor of Phyllis' wedding shower; Karen confronts Pam about her past with Jim.
The Office Phyllis's Wedding
Phyllis regrets giving Michael an important job at her wedding; Dwight plans to catch wedding crashers.
The Office Business School
Ryan invites Michael to be a guest speaker at his business school; Dwight battles a bat that is loose in the office; Pam invites co-workers to her first art show.
The Office Cocktails
Michael and Jan make their relationship public during a party; Jim meets Karen's ex; the staff goes to happy hour for drinks.
The Office The Negotiation
Darryl meets with Michael to negotiate a pay increase; Jim deals with the consequences of Pam's confession to Roy.
The Office Safety Training
Andy returns from anger-management classes, planning to make a fresh start with his co-workers; Michael and Dwight try to illustrate the dangers of the workplace.
The Office Product Recall
The staff goes into crisis mode after a shipment of paper goes out with an obscene watermark; Michael holds an impromptu press conference; Jim and Andy handle harried clients who used the paper.
The Office Women's Appreciation
Outrage breaks out in the office when Phyllis gets an eyeful from a flasher; Dwight and Andy work on catching the perpetrator.
The Office Beach Games
Michael must recommend his own replacement when the company considers him for a corporate position; Pam must watch Jim and Karen have fun together at a company outing.
The Office The Job - Part 1
Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to interview for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan brings exciting news.
The Office The Job - Part 2
Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to be interviewed for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan comes in with exciting news.
South Park It Hits the Fan
Cartman and his foul mouth make television history.
South Park Butters' Very Own Episode
Butters reveals a dark family secret.
South Park South Park Is Gay
Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.
South Park Christian Rock Hard
Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet.
South Park Grey Dawn
The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked.
South Park Casa Bonita
Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party.
South Park All About Mormons
When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons.
South Park Raisins
After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls.
South Park Goobacks
Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work; when the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs.
South Park Good Times With Weapons
The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market.
South Park AWESOM-O
Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets.
South Park Up the Down Steroid
Jimmy and Cartman both prepare to try and win an impending sporting event; Jimmy decides to train hard, whereas Cartman attempts to convince the committee that he has a handicap.
South Park The Passion of the Jew
Cartman pressures Kyle to watch a movie.
South Park You Got...
Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.
South Park The Jeffersons
The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.
South Park Douche and Turd
When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates.
Parks and Recreation Jerry's Retirement
Leslie tries to come up with a way to commemorate Jerry's retirement; Chris and Ann get ready to have a baby; Tom worries about how Jerry's departure will affect him.
Parks and Recreation Swing Vote
Ron submits budget cut proposals that upset Leslie; a big donation is made to Andy and Ben's charity; Ann helps Tom with girl troubles.