Monday, January 12th TV listings for Comedy Central HD - Eastern Feed
South Park Quintuplets 2000
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.
South Park Timmy 2000
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.
South Park Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.
South Park Cherokee Hair Tampons
A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.
South Park Chef Goes Nanners
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children.
South Park Something You Can Do With Your Finger
The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.
South Park Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.
South Park Probably
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.
South Park 4th Grade
The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.
South Park Trapper Keeper
Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.
Seinfeld The Susie
A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster.
Seinfeld The Pothole
George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.
Seinfeld The English Patient
Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend.
Seinfeld The Nap
George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant).
Seinfeld The Yada Yada
George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, "Yada, yada, yada."
Seinfeld The Millennium
Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.
The Office Andy's Ancestry
As Andy flaunts a discovery he made about his ancestry, Darryl struggles in his new role; Dwight teaches a language to Erin, who wants to impress her boyfriend's educated family; Jim reveals a secret.
The Office Work Bus
When Jim convinces Dwight the building is unsafe, Dwight rents a bus to use as his office; Nellie asks for Andy's help; Jim uses pie to cheer Pam.
The Office Here Comes Treble
Andy invites his old a cappella group to perform for Halloween, which leads to a confrontation with his frenemy; Dwight tries to track down a madman in the office; Jim and Pam fight over his new job.
The Office The Boat
Andy must step up when his dad loses all his family's money; when Dwight is a guest on a radio show, his co-workers call in to torture him; Kevin learns a secret about Oscar.
The Office The Whale
The women of the office try to teach Dwight how to interact with female clients; Angela suspects the senator of cheating; Toby convinces some of the guys to grow mustaches.
The Office The Target
When Angela finds out about her husband's affair, she goes to Dwight for help; Stanley and Phyllis take advantage of Jim when he needs a favor; Pete distracts Pam as she begins painting her mural.
The Office Dwight Christmas
Dwight picks up the slack when the party planning committee fails to plan a Christmas party; Darryl worries Jim has forgotten the promise he made; Pete teaches Erin about "Die Hard."
The Office Lice
Pam accidentally brings lice into the office but lets Meredith take the blame; Jim spends a great day in Philadelphia with a potential business associate; Nellie, Phyllis and Kevin interfere with Darryl's love life.
The Office Suit Warehouse
Everyone abuses the office's new espresso machine; Dwight takes Clark on a sales call; Darryl goes for an interview at Jim's company; Pam surprises Jim with a visit.
The Office Customer Loyalty
Dwight tries to stop Darryl from leaving; Jim misses Cece's first recital because of work, upsetting Pam; Nellie exposes Erin and Pete.
The Office Junior Salesman
David Wallace asks Dwight to find a new part-time salesman who will fill in for Jim; Pam looks for a new desk mate; Erin searches for her birth parents.
The Daily Show New
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
Family Guy Pawtucket Pat
Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans; the town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue that commemorates him.
Family Guy The First No L
When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins try to save Christmas on their own.
Family Guy Fecal Matters
When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse; he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, the Giant Chicken, is admitted; Brian has an identity crisis.
South Park Helen Keller: The Musical
The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.
South Park Fat Camp
Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.
South Park Wacky Molestation Adventure
The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor.
South Park Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair.
South Park It Hits the Fan
Cartman and his foul mouth make television history.
South Park Cripple Fight!
Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.
South Park Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.
South Park Cartmanland
Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.
South Park Proper Condom Use
Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.
The Cleveland Show Escape From Goochland
Cleveland and the gang head to their rival high school for an annual football game; Donna's sexy Halloween costume lands her in trouble with the police.
The Cleveland Show Menace II Secret Society
Cleveland confronts Kenny West about not sharing credit on the hit song they created together and discovers a secret hip-hop society; Cleveland Jr. starts a polka band.
The Cleveland Show A General Thanksgiving Episode
Holt uses Rallo to pick up women; Cleveland opens a pub at the airport; Holt and his father must help drunken Cleveland land the plane he is flying.
The Cleveland Show Turkey Pot Die
Cleveland takes Junior to a turkey farm to kill Thanksgiving dinner, but instead, they try to free the birds; Rallo and Donna build a parade float.
The Cleveland Show A Vas Deferens Between Men and Women
When Donna decides she wants another baby, Cleveland realizes he must keep his vasectomy a secret; Rallo gets the lead role in a community production of "Annie."
South Park Towelie
The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.
South Park Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.