Thursday, May 15th TV listings for Comedy Central HD - Eastern Feed
Futurama Future Stock
A Wall Street power player from the 1980s replaces Professor Farnsworth as CEO of Planet Express and starts making changes.
Futurama A Leela of Her Own
The New New York Mets ink Leela as the first female major-league blernsball player. Guest voices of Bob Uecker and Hank Aaron.
South Park Cherokee Hair Tampons
A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.
South Park Chef Goes Nanners
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children.
South Park Something You Can Do With Your Finger
The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.
South Park Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.
South Park Probably
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.
South Park 4th Grade
The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.
South Park Trapper Keeper
A futuristic life form helps destroy a superbeing; kindergarten elections heat up.
South Park Helen Keller: The Musical
The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.
Seinfeld The Bris
Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot.
Seinfeld The Lip Reader
George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver.
Seinfeld The Non-Fat Yogurt
Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Maryedith's son.
Seinfeld The Barber
Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview.
Seinfeld The Masseuse
Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.
Seinfeld The Cigar-Store Indian
Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present.
The Office Secret Santa
Michael is outraged when Jim lets Phyllis be Santa at the office Christmas party; Jim and Dwight try to get everyone in the holiday spirit; Oscar has a secret crush.
The Office The Banker
Michael, Dwight, Pam and Andy try to impress a potential buyer who comes to Dunder Mifflin; Michael remembers good times they have had in the office.
The Office Sabre
Michael has a difficult time accepting Sabre's new policies; Erin waits for Andy to ask her on a date.
The Office The Manager and the Salesman
The Sabre CEO visits the Scranton office and says either Michael or Jim must go back to being a salesman; Andy's Valentine's Day plan backfires.
The Office The Delivery
When Pam's contractions begin, she and Jim try to wait things out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital; Michael anxiously awaits the baby's arrival; Erin makes Andy jealous when she has lunch with Kevin.
The Office The Delivery
When Pam's contractions begin, she and Jim try to wait things out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital; Michael anxiously awaits the baby's arrival; Erin makes Andy jealous when she has lunch with Kevin.
The Office St. Patrick's Day
Michael tries to impress Jo; Dwight causes trouble on Jim's first day back from paternity leave; Erin and Andy go on their first date.
The Office New Leads
Members of the sales staff let Sabre's new Sales Is King policy go to their heads.
The Office Happy Hour
Michael tries to impress one of Pam and Jim's friends; Erin and Andy try to keep their relationship a secret; Dwight reconsiders his contract with Angela.
The Office Secretary's Day
Andy tries to make Secretary's Day memorable for Erin; Oscar circulates a viral video comparing Kevin's voice to Cookie Monster's.
The Office Body Language
Pam and Jim work on their first joint sales pitch; Michael misreads body language; Dwight encourages Kelly to try out for the minority training program.
The Office The Cover-Up
Michael thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him and asks Dwight to investigate; Andy becomes frustrated when no one takes his customer's complaint seriously.
The Daily Show New
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
Family Guy Girlfriend, Eh?
Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend; Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman.
Family Guy Jersey Bore
Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston; Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High School's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet."
Family Guy Oscars Guy
The Griffins perform a retelling of three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump."
South Park Fat Camp
Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.
South Park Wacky Molestation Adventure
The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor.
South Park Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair.
South Park It Hits the Fan
Cartman and his foul mouth make television history.
South Park Cripple Fight!
Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.
South Park Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance & Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.
South Park Cartmanland
Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.
South Park Proper Condom Use
Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.
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Futurama The 30% Iron Chef
Wanting to become a chef, Bender seeks mentoring from Helmut Spragel, formerly the world's greatest culinary artist.
Futurama Where No Fan Has Gone Before
Fry must defend his trip to Omega 3 to retrieve all 79 episodes of "Star Trek." Guest voices: William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Walter Koenig, George Takei and Nichelle Nichols.
Futurama Crimes of the Hot
Al Gore's head holds an emergency summit in Kyoto, Japan, to deal with global warming caused by robot emissions.
Futurama Jurassic Bark
Fry spots his petrified dog, Seymour, among the artifacts in an exhibit at the Museum of Natural History; Bender perceives Seymour as a threat to his friendship with Fry and gets his own robo-puppy.