Wednesday, December 3rd TV listings for Comedy Central HD - Eastern Feed
South Park Quintuplets 2000
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.
South Park Timmy 2000
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.
South Park Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.
South Park Cherokee Hair Tampons
A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.
South Park Chef Goes Nanners
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children.
South Park Something You Can Do With Your Finger
The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.
South Park Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.
South Park Probably
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.
South Park 4th Grade
The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.
South Park Trapper Keeper
Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.
South Park Helen Keller: The Musical
The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.
South Park Fat Camp
Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.
South Park Wacky Molestation Adventure
The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor.
South Park Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair.
South Park Cripple Fight!
Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.
South Park Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.
South Park Cartmanland
Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.
South Park Proper Condom Use
Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.
South Park Towelie
The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.
South Park Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.
South Park How to Eat With Your Butt
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.
South Park The Entity
Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.
South Park Here Comes the Neighborhood
Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park but the town tries to drive them out.
South Park Kenny Dies
Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.
South Park Butters' Very Own Episode
Butters reveals a dark family secret.
South Park Conflict of Interest
Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students.
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head Nuts & Bike
Beavis receives the worst news of his life. Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head pay a visit to their old friend Stewart.
The Daily Show New
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
South Park Pip
A British classmate retells Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations."
South Park It Hits the Fan
Cartman and his foul mouth make television history.
South Park Freak Strike
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.
South Park Jared Has Aides
The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program.
South Park Asspen
The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.
South Park The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie.
South Park Fun With Veal
The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.
South Park Red Hot Catholic Love
Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park.
South Park Free Hat
The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.
South Park Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and the society.
South Park Child Abduction Is Not Funny
South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.
South Park A Ladder to Heaven
When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.
South Park The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.
South Park The Death Camp of Tolerance
Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.
South Park The Biggest Douche in the Universe
The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcise the spirit.
South Park My Future Self 'n' Me
Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.
South Park Krazy Kripples
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.
South Park Toilet Paper
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.
South Park Canceled
The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled.