Wednesday, May 20th TV listings for Comedy Central HD - Eastern Feed
South Park Best Friends Forever
Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.
South Park The Losing Edge
The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer.
South Park The Death of Eric Cartman
Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.
South Park Erection Day
Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.
South Park Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park; the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton.
South Park Marjorine
The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.
South Park Follow That Egg!
When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.
South Park Trapped in the Closet
When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.
South Park Free Willzyx
Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.
South Park The Return of Chef!
Chef returns from travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club, but the boys notice there is something different about him.
South Park Smug Alert!
A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame.
South Park A Million Little Fibers
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.
South Park Manbearpig
The boys assist an ex-vice president in his quest for attention and are trapped by a cave-in; Cartman discovers treasure while searching for a way out.
South Park TSST!
The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.
South Park Make Love, Not Warcraft
A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.
Family Guy The Lois Quagmire
At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion; the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man.
Family Guy Lawyer Guy
Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor; Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep.
Family Guy HBO-No
The Griffins tell their own versions of three HBO shows: "Game of Thrones," "Succession" and "Big Little Lies."
Family Guy Hard Boiled Meg
Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver; Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him.
Family Guy Prescription Heroine
After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets addicted to his painkillers; Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping-pong table, which becomes popular in the neighborhood.
Family Guy All About Alana
When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help; she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought.
Family Guy Girlfriend, Eh?
Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend; Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman.
Family Guy Jersey Bore
Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston; Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High School's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet."
Family Guy Oscars Guy
The Griffins perform a retelling of three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump."
Family Guy Bend or Blockbuster
Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Ore., to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.
Family Guy A Wife-Changing Experience
Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie; Stewie is gifted an electric SUV and quickly embodies the "Range Rover" lifestyle.
Family Guy The Munchurian Candidate
Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities; Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris.
The Daily Show New
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
Family Guy Brief Encounter
When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior; Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders.
Family Guy Cootie & the Blowhard
Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties; Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking.
Family Guy Peterschmidt Manor
Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny; Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.
Family Guy The Birthday Bootlegger
A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays; Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian.
South Park Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation.
South Park Bloody Mary
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving.
South Park Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.
South Park Miss Teacher B... a Boy
When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.
South Park Hell on Earth 2006
A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party.
South Park Stanley's Cup
Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team.
South Park With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur.
South Park Cartman Sucks
Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out.
South Park Lice Capades
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary; when Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.
South Park The Snuke
Hillary Clinton comes to South Park for a campaign rally; Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.
South Park Fantastic Easter Special
Stan searches for the real story behind eggs and bunnies in the Easter ritual.
South Park D-Yikes!
When Ms. Garrison is the victim of another failed relationship, she takes it out on the fourth-graders.
South Park Night of the Living Homeless
The boys attempt to find a solution to the increasing number of homeless people in South Park.
South Park More Crap
Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record.
South Park Guitar Queer-O
Stan's superior skills on "Guitar Hero" damage his friendship with Kyle.