Thursday, May 22nd TV listings for Comedy Central HD - Pacific Feed
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Mercy Ship's crew of world class medical volunteers sail across the globe providing lifesaving surgeries to those with nowhere else to turn.
Futurama The Prisoner of Benda
A revolutionary invention allows the crew members to exchange minds.
Futurama Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences
Fry and company console alien leader Lrrr who, after a bungled invasion of Earth, is caught in the throes of a mid-life crisis.
Futurama The Mutants Are Revolting
Sent underground for being a mutant, Leela leads an army of sewer-dwelling mutants in a rebellion against the surface people.
Futurama The Futurama Holiday Spectacular
The Planet Express crew celebrate a trio of holidays, learning the meaning of X-mas, Robanukah and Kwanzaa.
Futurama The Silence of the Clamps
Bender goes into hiding after testifying against the Robot Mafia.
Futurama Mobius Dick
Leela hunts down a mysterious four-dimensional space whale in the Bermuda Tetrahedron.
Futurama Law & Oracle
Fry quits his job and becomes a police officer assigned to the Future Crimes Division.
South Park Canada on Strike!
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
South Park Eek, a Penis!
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
South Park Over Logging
Randy packs up his family and heads west when he wakes up to find the Internet is gone.
South Park Super Fun Time
While the kids are on a field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center next door.
South Park The China Probrem
Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event.
South Park Breast Cancer Show Ever
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
South Park About Last Night...
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely.
South Park Elementary School Musical
The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.
Seinfeld The Soup
Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.
Seinfeld The Mom and Pop Store
Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.
Seinfeld The Secretary
George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.
Seinfeld The Race
Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa.
Seinfeld The Switch
George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.
Seinfeld The Scofflaw
A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.
The Office Welcome Party
Robert forces the office to throw a welcome party for Nellie; Erin helps Andy practice how he will break up with Jessica.
The Office Angry Andy
After returning from his romantic quest, Andy battles with Nellie for the manager's chair; Kelly has a difficult time choosing between Ryan and a perfect man (Sendhil Ramamurthy).
The Office Fundraiser
Andy crashes a fundraiser and ends up adopting 12 dogs; Dwight learns that an auction winner loses money; Nellie learns how to eat a taco.
The Office Turf War
Andy tries to jumpstart his comeback; after Robert drunkenly shuts down a local branch, Jim and Dwight join forces in hope of outsmarting a salesman.
The Office Free Family Portrait Studio
A former boss helps Andy go under cover and stage a coup; a new opportunity arises for Robert.
The Office New Guys
Two new, young employees throw Dwight and Jim off balance; Andy returns from leadership training with a desire for revenge.
The Office Roy's Wedding
A toast at Roy's wedding leads to Pam and Jim searching their relationships for buried secrets; Dwight reacts to Nellie's mandatory charity initiative.
The Office Andy's Ancestry
As Andy flaunts a discovery he made about his ancestry, Darryl struggles in his new role; Dwight teaches a language to Erin, who wants to impress her boyfriend's educated family; Jim reveals a secret.
The Office Work Bus
When Jim convinces Dwight the building is unsafe, Dwight rents a bus to use as his office; Nellie asks for Andy's help; Jim uses pie to cheer Pam.
The Office Here Comes Treble
Andy invites his old a cappella group to perform for Halloween, which leads to a confrontation with his frenemy; Dwight tries to track down a madman in the office; Jim and Pam fight over his new job.
The Office The Boat
Andy must step up when his dad loses all his family's money; when Dwight is a guest on a radio show, his co-workers call in to torture him; Kevin learns a secret about Oscar.
The Office The Whale
The women of the office try to teach Dwight how to interact with female clients; Angela suspects the senator of cheating; Toby convinces some of the guys to grow mustaches.
The Daily Show New
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
Family Guy Stewie Kills Lois
When Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan against Lois, Brian challenges him to go ahead with it.
Family Guy Lois Kills Stewie
Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog for Stewie, who auditions for the "American Idol" judges.
Family Guy Old West
The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.
South Park The Ungroundable
The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire.
South Park The Ring
Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert.
South Park The Coon
A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park.
South Park Margaritaville
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.
South Park Eat, Pray, Queef
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys.
South Park Fishsticks
The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine.
South Park Pinewood Derby
Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby.
South Park Fatbeard
Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate.
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