TV Schedule for Comedy Central (US) - Eastern Feed
Thursday, May 1st TV listings for Comedy Central (US) - Eastern Feed
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Mercy Ship's crew of world class medical volunteers sail across the globe providing lifesaving surgeries to those with nowhere else to turn.
Futurama The Butterjunk Effect
Amy and Leela become addicted to nectar, a nutritional supplement that boosts their performance in the future sport of Butterfly Derby.
Futurama The Six Million Dollar Mon
Fed up with his inferiority to machines, Hermes replaces his body parts with mighty mechanical upgrades.
Futurama Fun on a Bun
Fry finds himself the victim of a horrific sausage-making accident.
Futurama Free Will Hunting
As a robot, Bender lacks free will so he embarks on a quest for the meaning of life.
Futurama Near-Death Wish
The Professor is upset when his parents return from virtual retirement aboard the Near-Death Star.
Futurama 31st Century Fox
Bender becomes the hunted after saving a robotic fox from hunters.
Futurama Viva Mars Vegas
The Planet Express crew escape to Mars Vegas for the weekend, only to run afoul of Robot Mafia, who is looking to recover a debt.
South Park Cartman Sucks
Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out.
South Park Lice Capades
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary; when Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.
South Park The Snuke
Hillary Clinton comes to South Park for a campaign rally; Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.
South Park Fantastic Easter Special
Stan searches for the real story behind eggs and bunnies in the Easter ritual.
South Park D-Yikes!
When Ms. Garrison is the victim of another failed relationship, she takes it out on the fourth-graders.
South Park Night of the Living Homeless
The boys attempt to find a solution to the increasing number of homeless people in South Park.
South Park More Crap
Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record.
South Park Guitar Queer-O
Stan's superior skills on "Guitar Hero" damage his friendship with Kyle.
Seinfeld The Deal
Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple.
Seinfeld The Baby Shower
Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower.
Seinfeld The Chinese Restaurant
Jerry and his friends have difficulty getting a table at a crowded Chinese restaurant.
Seinfeld The Busboy
George feels responsible for getting a busboy fired and tries to make it up to him.
Seinfeld The Note
Jerry persuades a dentist friend (Ralph Bruneau) to prescribe an expensive massage for medical reasons.
Seinfeld The Truth
George tries honesty when he explains to his new girlfriend (Valerie Mahaffey) why they must break up.
The Office Livin' the Dream - Part 1
Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam.
The Office Livin the Dream
Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam.
The Office A.A.R.M.
As everyone prepares for the premiere of the documentary, Jim convinces Dwight that he needs to hire an assistant to the assistant to the regional manager; after being turned away at daycare, Angela brings her baby to work.
The Office A.A.R.M.
As everyone prepares for the premiere of the documentary, Jim convinces Dwight that he needs to hire an assistant to the assistant to the regional manager; after being turned away at daycare, Angela brings her baby to work.
The Office Finale
Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews.
The Office Finale
Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews.
The Office Pilot
When a documentary crew comes to Dunder Mifflin to learn about modern management, manager Michael Scott tries to paint a happy picture of his domain, but his jokes keep falling flat.
The Office Health Care
When forced to pick a cheaper health care plan, Michael, rather than lose popularity points with his staff, shirks the responsibility to Dwight.
The Office The Alliance
Michael tries to raise employee morale with a birthday party amid rumors of downsizing.
The Office Basketball
Michael and gang play the warehouse workers in a not-so-friendly game of basketball; Michael bets that the losers will have to work on Saturday.
The Office Hot Girl
Dwight, Michael and Jim all vie for the attention of an attractive woman who comes to the office to sell purses.
The Office The Dundies
The Dunder Mifflin employees suffer through the annual office awards ceremony, The Dundies, hosted by Michael at their local watering hole a Chili's restaurant.
The Daily Show New
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
Family Guy Throw It Away
After Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, she challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy.
Family Guy Girl, Internetted
When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following; Brian and Stewie revel in a new ride while Brian's car gets repaired.
Family Guy Adam West High
When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged to run for office as Quahog's new mayor; the race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian.
South Park Le Petit Tourette
Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome; drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.
South Park The List
A secret list created by the girls in the fourth grade, rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest.
South Park Tonsil Trouble
Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality when his routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong.
South Park Britney's New Look
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.
South Park Major Boobage
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
South Park Canada on Strike!
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
South Park Eek, a Penis!
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
South Park Over Logging
Randy packs up his family and heads west when he wakes up to find the Internet is gone.
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