TV Schedule for Comedy Central (US) - Eastern Feed
Thursday, May 16th TV listings for Comedy Central (US) - Eastern Feed
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Futurama Fry and Leela's Big Fling
Fry and Leela try to get some privacy, but their romantic vacation goes very wrong.
Futurama The Inhuman Torch
Bender becomes a famous firefighter, but the crew suspects him of arson.
Futurama Saturday Morning Fun Pit
The Futurama gang stars in a trio of craptastic morning cartoons.
Futurama Calculon 2.0
To bring his favorite actor back to life, Bender goes grave robbing.
Futurama Assie Come Home
Bender searches the universe for his missing shiny metal rear end.
Futurama Leela and the Genestalk
Leela discovers a secret genetic engineering facility after a rare condition causes her to grow tentacles.
Futurama Game of Tones
The crew seeks the meaning of a strange alien melody by taking a journey into Fry's dreams.
South Park The Jeffersons
The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.
South Park Douche and Turd
When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates.
South Park Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople with its incredible bargains; Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart.
South Park Preschool
For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool; now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge.
South Park Quest for Ratings
The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show.
South Park Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.
South Park Cartman's Incredible Gift
Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes.
South Park Die Hippie, Die
The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies.
Seinfeld The Parking Garage
Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall.
Seinfeld The Cafe
Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small cafe backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test.
Seinfeld The Tape
Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light.
Seinfeld The Nose Job
Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose.
Seinfeld The Stranded
After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up.
Seinfeld The Alternate Side
Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment.
Seinfeld The Red Dot
Jerry is unintentionally responsible for Elaine's romantic woes; George gives Elaine a cashmere sweater.
Seinfeld The Subway
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides.
The Office Casual Friday
Michael must settle a dispute within the sales team; employees cause trouble when they take the term "casual" Friday too loosely.
The Office Cafe Disco
Michael brings dancing and coffee to the office; Jim and Pam plan a secret trip.
The Office Company Picnic
Michael reunites with Holly (Amy Ryan) at Dunder Mifflin's annual company picnic while the rest of the staff competes in a volleyball tournament.
The Office Gossip
Michael feels left out when the rest of the staff gossips about the summer interns, so he hunts for a juicy secret to share.
The Office The Meeting
Jim makes a request that leaves Michael feeling defensive and insecure; Pam works on the guest list for the wedding; Toby and Dwight go under cover to investigate a workers' comp claim.
The Office The Promotion
The news breaks that not everyone will be getting a raise; Dwight reaches his breaking point with Jim; Pam wants cash instead of wedding gifts.
The Office Niagara
The office mates travel to Niagara Falls to celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding; Michael, Dwight and Andy want to hook up with wedding guests; Jim lets a secret slip at the rehearsal dinner.
The Office Niagara
The office mates travel to Niagara Falls to celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding; Michael, Dwight and Andy want to hook up with wedding guests; Jim lets a secret slip at the rehearsal dinner.
The Office Mafia
Dwight and Andy convince Michael that an insurance salesman who visits the office is part of the Mafia.
The Daily Show New
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports, and entertainment.
South Park Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation.
South Park Wing
The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money.
South Park Best Friends Forever
Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.
South Park The Losing Edge
The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer.
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports, and entertainment.
South Park The Death of Eric Cartman
Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.
South Park Erection Day
Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.
South Park Marjorine
The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.
South Park Follow That Egg!
When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.
South Park Ginger Kids
Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease Gingervitus; sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids to fight against discrimination.
South Park Trapped in the Closet
When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.
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