TV Schedule for Comedy Central (US) - Eastern Feed

South Park Crack Baby Athletic Association

Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture.

South Park City Sushi

Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder.

South Park You're Getting Old

Stan's world view and friendships begin to change right after his tenth birthday; Randy latches onto a new music genre in an attempt to fit in, causing problems in his marriage.

South Park Ass Burgers

Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome.

South Park The Last of the Meheecans

What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.

South Park Bass to Mouth

Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website.

South Park Broadway Bro Down

After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.

South Park 1 Percent

99 percent is ganging up on Cartman.

South Park A History Channel Thanksgiving

The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving.

Seinfeld The Watch

Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.

Seinfeld The Bubble Boy

Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.

Seinfeld The Cheever Letters

Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.

Seinfeld The Opera

A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).

Seinfeld The Virgin

Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.

Seinfeld The Contest

Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.

Family Guy Encyclopedia Griffin

Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland discover that Chris is a thief when they form a neighborhood detective agency; Lois worries about Chris' relationship with his girlfriend.

Family Guy Dr. C and the Women

Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like; Quagmire gets Meg a job working in airport security.

Family Guy #JOLO

Joe decides to embrace life by taking the guys on a road trip to Niagra Falls, where he makes an unexpected decision; Peter is hailed a hero after finding a missing boy.

Family Guy Once Bitten

When Brian becomes more submissive as a result of obedience school, Peter realizes his misses the old Brian; Chris discovers his new friend was just using him to get closer to Meg.

Family Guy Roasted Guy

Lois is suspicious that Peter's new friends -- a group of mean girls -- are talking about him behind his back.

Family Guy Fighting Irish

Peter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom and pays more attention to the other children over Stewie.

Family Guy Take My Wife

Lois books a couple's vacation, turning out to be a marriage counseling program; Carter becomes frustrated because the kids are so into their electronics.

Family Guy Pilling Them Softly

Brian takes Stewie's Adderall in hope of finishing a 2000-page proposal to give to an author at a book convention; Quagmire and Peter have a cooking competition.

Family Guy Papa Has a Rollin' Son

For Father's Day, the guys search for Joe's estranged father; Peter pretends to be Joe after learning that Joe's father is intolerant of people with disabilities; Stewie learns that he will only be 5 feet 1 inch tall.

Family Guy Guy Robot

Brian's jokes cause a fight with Stewie, prompting Stewie to build a robot friend; Lois wants a new mattress.

Family Guy Peternormal Activity

When the guys go to an abandoned asylum to gain inspiration for a new horror movie, they accidentally kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage; annoyed with Brian's perceived pretension, Stewie endeavors to destroy his glasses.

Family Guy Peter, Chris & Brian

When Peter goes to his mother's home to retrieve his stash of porn, he finds a "To Peter From Peter" tape that makes him feel like a failure.

The Daily Show New

A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.

Family Guy Turkey Guys

A drunken Brian and Peter devour the holiday turkey the night before Thanksgiving; Chris becomes the man of the house in Peter's absence.

Family Guy The 2,000-Year-Old-Virgin

When Peter runs into Jesus at the mall and learns he's still a virgin, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help get him a woman.

Family Guy Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure

When Stewie and Brian use the time machine to help Chris learn about history, the three accidentally get stuck in the past.

Family Guy Our Idiot Brian

When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to show Brian the upside of being stupid.

South Park Skank Hunt

Kyle's dad works hard to keep his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his online abuse global.

South Park The Damned

Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.

South Park Wieners Out

The boys of South Park work together to stand up for their rights.

South Park Douche and a Danish

Giant Douche wants to get out of the presidential race.

South Park Fort Collins

An entire Colorado city gets hacked; Gerald and Cartman risk losing everything when their full history of Internet activity becomes public.

South Park Oh, Jeez

Gerald encounters the Troll Hunter.

South Park Members Only

The new president-elect visits his hometown.

South Park Not Funny

Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend.

South Park The End of Serialization as We Know It

Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants him to get to Mars.

The Cleveland Show Brotherly Love

Rallo gives Cleveland Jr. tips on how to woo the girl of his dreams; Cleveland Jr. challenges her boyfriend to a rap battle.

The Cleveland Show Brown History Month

Cleveland and Cleveland Jr. tell Donna and the kids about Black History Month; Cleveland gets into a battle with his neighbor.

The Cleveland Show Cleveland's Angels

When Cleveland gambles away Roberta's college fund, Kendra discovers that he was cheated out of the money.

The Cleveland Show You're the Best Man, Cleveland Brown

Cleveland discovers that his parents plan to remarry and that his father wants Donna's ex-husband to be the best man.

South Park The Poor Kid

Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested.

South Park Reverse Cowgirl

An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom.