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South Park Dances with Smurfs

When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger.

South Park Pee

Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park.

South Park Sexual Healing

Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem.

South Park The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own.

South Park Medicinal Fried Chicken

Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana.

South Park You Have 0 Friends

Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him.

South Park Crippled Summer

Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends.

South Park Poor and Stupid

Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.

South Park It's a Jersey Thing

New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyans approach South Park.

South Park Insheeption

When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too.

South Park Crème Fraiche

Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.

South Park HumancentiPad

Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad.

South Park Funnybot

Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.

South Park Royal Pudding

Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding.

South Park T.M.I.

Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy.

South Park Crack Baby Athletic Association

Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture.

South Park City Sushi

Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder.

South Park You're Getting Old

Stan's world view and friendships begin to change right after his tenth birthday; Randy latches onto a new music genre in an attempt to fit in, causing problems in his marriage.

South Park Ass Burgers

Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome.

South Park Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Cartman gets an anal probe; aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.

South Park Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.

South Park Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut

Cartman discovers his father's identity.

South Park Chickenlover

A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.

South Park Scott Tenorman Must Die

Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair.

South Park Cripple Fight!

Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.

South Park AWESOM-O

Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets.

South Park The Jeffersons

The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.

South Park Make Love, Not Warcraft

A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.

South Park Miss Teacher B... a Boy

When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.

South Park The Last of the Meheecans

What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.

South Park Bass to Mouth

Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website.

South Park Broadway Bro Down

After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.

South Park 1 Percent

99 percent is ganging up on Cartman.

South Park A History Channel Thanksgiving

The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving.

South Park The Poor Kid

Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested.

South Park Reverse Cowgirl

An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom.

South Park Cash For Gold

Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel.

South Park Faith Hilling

The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.

South Park Jewpacabra

When Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature in the woods, the town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy.

South Park Butterballs

An unlikely bully makes Butters his victim.

South Park I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying experience.

South Park Cartman Finds Love

Cartman's racist behavior leads him to weave unexpected, Cupid-style magic; Kyle is unhappy with what the rumor mill says about him.

South Park Sarcastaball

South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.

South Park Raising The Bar

Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.

South Park Insecurity

Cartman signs up for a home security system.

South Park Going Native

Butters decides to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.

South Park A Nightmare on FaceTime

Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends.