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South Park Simpsons Already Did It

The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death.

South Park Red Hot Catholic Love

Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park.

South Park Free Hat

The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.

South Park Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and society.

South Park Child Abduction Is Not Funny

South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.

South Park A Ladder to Heaven

When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.

South Park The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.

South Park The Death Camp of Tolerance

Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.

South Park The Biggest Douche in the Universe

The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit.

South Park My Future Self 'n' Me

Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.

Family Guy Boy's Best Friend

Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joyride in Joe's new classic Corvette.

Family Guy And Then There's Fraud

After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business; Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery but ends up taking it too far.

Family Guy PeTerminator

Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli; when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life.

Family Guy The Marrying Kind

Stewie gets a mail order bride and experiences domestic life; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.

Family Guy Customer of the Week

After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win the best customer at her favorite coffee shop.

Family Guy Who's Brian Now?

Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins; he discovers his original family is rich, and he struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did.

Family Guy Young Parent Trap

Lois and Peter are mistaken for young parents by another couple at Stewie's school; they are invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone.

Family Guy Meg Goes to College

Meg deals with a college admissions scandal; Brian embarks on a fitness journey.

Family Guy Family Cat

A DIY mishap leads to a stray cat wandering into the house; Meg becomes attached to it quickly, while Brian tries to convince her that the furry feline is evil.

Family Guy Tales of Former Sports Glory

The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments; Cleveland was a teenage baseball player from Cuba; Quagmire was a bad boy tennis superstar from New York; Peter was an underdog boxer from Philadelphia.

Family Guy LASIK Instinct

With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability for monetary gain; Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects.

Family Guy Rock Hard

While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

Family Guy Must Love Dogs

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over; Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy.

Family Guy 80's Guy

Impelled by nostalgia, Peter re-creates movie scenes from his favorite decade; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym.

Family Guy Brief Encounter

When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior; Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders.

Family Guy Cootie & the Blowhard

Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties; Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking.

Family Guy Peterschmidt Manor

Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny; Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

Family Guy The Birthday Bootlegger

A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays; Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian.

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Family Guy The Marrying Kind

Stewie gets a mail order bride and experiences domestic life; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.

Family Guy Customer of the Week

After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win the best customer at her favorite coffee shop.

Family Guy Who's Brian Now?

Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins; he discovers his original family is rich, and he struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did.

Family Guy Young Parent Trap

Lois and Peter are mistaken for young parents by another couple at Stewie's school; they are invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone.

Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head Sad Boys; Are You There God? It's Me, Beavis

After they see the attention an angsty emo kid gets from the ladies, Beavis and Butt-Head pretend to be sad and end up in a psychiatric hospital; Beavis notices his body is starting to go through changes after he is bitten by a rabid raccoon.

Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head The Day Butt-Head Went Too Far; Spring Break

Beavis decides he has finally had enough and hires a hitman to kill Butt-Head; Beavis and Butt-Head try to mail themselves to Spring Break.

South Park Scott Tenorman Must Die

Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair.

South Park It Hits the Fan

Cartman and his foul mouth make television history.

South Park Cripple Fight!

Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.

South Park Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.

South Park Cartmanland

Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.

South Park Proper Condom Use

Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.

South Park Towelie

The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.

South Park Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.

South Park How to Eat With Your Butt

The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.

South Park The Entity

Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.

South Park Here Comes the Neighborhood

Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park, but the town tries to drive them out.

South Park Kenny Dies

Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.

South Park Butters' Very Own Episode

Butters reveals a dark family secret.