TV Schedule for Comedy Central (US) - Eastern Feed

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6:00 AM

Parks and Recreation How a Bill Becomes a Law

Leslie tries to pass a law extending the community pool hours; Chris thinks of a new way to solve people's problems around the city, which leads to Ron fixing a pothole for a local mother (Lucy Lawless); April and Ben plan a road trip.

6:30 AM

Parks and Recreation Sex Education

Leslie holds a sex-education class following an STD outbreak among senior citizens in Pawnee; when Tom's gadgets are taken away, Ron helps him acclimate to life without technology; April and Ben meet Congressman Murray.

7:00 AM

Ted (2012)

Thirty years after his childhood wish brought his beloved teddy bear (Seth MacFarlane) to life, a man's (Mark Wahlberg) close attachment to the talking toy prevents him from making the emotional leap from boyhood to adulthood.

9:30 AM

Step Brothers (2008)

Two lazy, immature men become rivals when the marriage of one's mother and the other's father forces them to live as siblings in the same house.

11:30 AM

Seinfeld The Race

Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa.

12:00 PM

Seinfeld The Switch

George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.

12:30 PM

Seinfeld The Scofflaw

A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.

1:00 PM

Seinfeld Highlights of a Hundred

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

1:30 PM

Seinfeld Highlights of a Hundred

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

2:00 PM

Seinfeld The Beard

Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.

2:30 PM

Seinfeld The Kiss Hello

Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.

3:00 PM

Seinfeld The Doorman

Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.

3:30 PM

Seinfeld The Jimmy

Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.

4:00 PM

Seinfeld The Doodle

Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.

4:30 PM

Seinfeld The Fusilli Jerry

Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).

5:00 PM

Seinfeld The Diplomats Club

Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.

5:30 PM

Seinfeld The Face Painter

Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.

6:00 PM

Family Guy Girlfriend, Eh?

Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend; Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman.

6:30 PM

Family Guy Jersey Bore

Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston; Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High School's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet."

7:00 PM

Family Guy Oscars Guy

The Griffins perform a retelling of three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump."

7:30 PM

Family Guy Bend or Blockbuster

Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Ore., to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.

8:00 PM

Family Guy A Wife-Changing Experience

Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie; Stewie is gifted an electric SUV and quickly embodies the "Range Rover" lifestyle.

8:30 PM

Family Guy The Munchurian Candidate

Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities; Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris.

9:00 PM

Family Guy Unzipped Code

Cleveland is fired as a mailman after a mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.

9:30 PM

Family Guy Happy Holo-ween

Peter makes a hologram of himself to get out of menial household duties.

10:00 PM

South Park You Like That on Your Face

When aura battles take over South America, Kyle tries to help his little brother not be cringe.

10:30 PM

South Park Billionaire Weenietown

Butters is unhappy with the data centers that the billionaires are building in our backyards.

11:00 PM

Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head Spanish-ish & TSA-holes

Beavis and Butt-Head forget the English language and learn a new one; middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head get new jobs as TSA agents.

11:30 PM

Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head Stewart Moves In & Body Cam

Beavis and Butt-Head use a bulletproof vest to impress chicks; Stewart is getting a divorce and moves in with middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head.

12:00 AM

South Park Hummels & Heroin

Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates and Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs.

12:30 AM

South Park Sons a Witches

At the annual Halloween get-together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in town.

1:00 AM

South Park Doubling Down

Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship.

1:30 AM

South Park Moss Piglets

Jimmy and Timmy's experiment could win them first prize in the annual science fair.

2:00 AM

South Park Super Hard PCness

It's never been more challenging to be a PC Principal.

2:30 AM

South Park Splatty Tomato

The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town; the townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their children.

3:00 AM

South Park