Thursday, April 16th TV listings for Comedy Central (US) - Pacific Feed
The Cleveland Show Of Lice and Men
A lice outbreak at school forces Rallo to cut his hair; Cleveland watches Freight Train and Cookie's house for a weekend.
The Cleveland Show Crazy Train
When Freight Train invites Cleveland to the Lowrider Convention, Dr. Fist suggests the unexpected behavior may be the result of dementia.
The Cleveland Show Wheel! Of! Family!
Junior discovers he is good at pole-dancing.
The Cleveland Show Pilot
Cleveland decides it is time for Cleveland Jr. and him to leave Quahog; Cleveland reunites with an old high-school crush, Donna Tubbs.
South Park Cripple Fight!
Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.
South Park Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.
South Park Cartmanland
Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.
South Park Proper Condom Use
Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.
South Park Towelie
The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.
South Park Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.
South Park How to Eat With Your Butt
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.
South Park The Entity
Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.
South Park Here Comes the Neighborhood
Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park but the town tries to drive them out.
South Park Kenny Dies
Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.
South Park Butters' Very Own Episode
Butters reveals a dark family secret.
South Park Freak Strike
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.
Seinfeld The Dog
Jerry is in charge of a troublesome dog and is stuck in his apartment, which leaves George and Elaine stranded together with very little in common.
Seinfeld The Library
The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971.
Seinfeld The Parking Garage
Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall.
Seinfeld The Cafe
Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small café backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test.
Seinfeld The Tape
Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light.
Seinfeld The Nose Job
Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose.
The Office Lecture Circuit, Part 1
Michael takes Pam with him on a tour of the other branches to explain Scranton's relative success; Dwight and Jim, the new heads of the party planning committee, forget a birthday.
The Office Lecture Circuit, Part 2
Michael and Pam continue their branch tour; Jim and Dwight try to fulfill their party planning duties; Angela's new cat causes a commotion.
The Office Golden Ticket
Michael comes up with an idea that causes a huge problem in the office; Pam, Jim and Andy each give Kevin different advice on wooing a woman.
The Office New Boss
Michael makes big plans for his 15th anniversary party at Dunder Mifflin; Jim plays a prank on Dwight that has unexpected results.
The Office Two Weeks
Michael's relationship with the new vice president gets increasingly tense; Pam finds the new copier a challenge.
The Office Dream Team
Jim faces Charles during a soccer game in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot; Michael finds himself afraid to face the workday.
The Office The Michael Scott Paper Company
Dwight and Andy plan a hunting trip; Charles asks Jim for a "rundown", and Jim tries to figure out what that is; Michael hosts a paper and pancakes luncheon.
The Office Heavy Competition
Dwight's devotion to Michael is tested; Andy tries to fulfill Jim's emotional needs.
The Office Broke
Michael's new company has a hard time making early-morning deliveries; the office struggles to get expense reports in on time when Angela enforces the company policy.
The Office Casual Friday
Michael must settle a dispute within the sales team; employees cause trouble when they take the term "casual" Friday too loosely.
The Office Cafe Disco
Michael brings dancing and coffee to the office; Jim and Pam plan a secret trip.
The Daily Show New
Host Ronny Chieng speaks with Lee Sun Jin, creator, EP, writer and director of the Netflix series Beef.
Family Guy Finders Keepers
Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize.
Family Guy Vestigial Peter
When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated.
Family Guy Quagmire's Quagmire
Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear.
Family Guy A Fistful of Meg
Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.
South Park Cartman's Incredible Gift
Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes.
South Park Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation.
South Park Die Hippie, Die
The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies.
South Park Wing
The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money.
South Park Best Friends Forever
Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.
South Park The Losing Edge
The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer.
South Park The Death of Eric Cartman
Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.
South Park Erection Day
Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.
South Park Marjorine
The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.