Tuesday, September 30th TV listings for Cozi TV (KPTV2) Portland, OR
The Munsters A Family Portrait
A national magazine's computers pick the Munsters as the Average American Family.
The Munsters Grandpa Leaves Home
After clashing with the rest of the family, Grandpa feels unappreciated; he leaves home and performs a magic act at a local nightclub.
Frasier Dad Loves Sherry, the Boys Just Whine
Frasier and Niles discover their father is dating two women simultaneously.
Frasier Liar! Liar!
Frasier hunts for a schoolmate who was expelled for the Crane boys' prank.
Frasier Three Days of the Condo
A fellow tenant convinces Frasier to challenge the bitter condo association president for her job.
Frasier Death and the Dog
Martin calls an animal psychiatrist to consult with a depressed Eddie; Roz's new beau knows too much about women.
Roseanne Stressed to Kill
Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.
Roseanne Thanksgiving 1991
A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.
Roseanne Kansas City, Here We Come
Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.
Roseanne Santa Claus
As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.
George Lopez George Gets Caught in a Powers Play
George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.
George Lopez George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother
Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.
George Lopez George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light
George helps Ernie lose weight so Mel Powers will not fire him.
George Lopez George Gets Cross Over Freddie
Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.
Married ... With Children Rock and Roll Girl
When Al challenges the family to earn money, Kelly lands the lead in a music video.
Married ... With Children You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em
Marcy and Peggy both lose big with Al's money when they go to Las Vegas.
Married ... With Children You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em
Al goes to Las Vegas and battles female wrestlers in an attempt to win Peggy and Marcy's money back.
Married ... With Children What Goes Around Comes Around
Bud plans revenge on a girl (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) who tricked him when they were in the sixth grade.
Married ... With Children Peggy Turns 300
While Al is trying to break the bowling alley record, Peggy bowls a perfect game.
Married ... With Children Peggy Made a Little Lamb
Peggy must make up a half credit in home economics to receive her high-school diploma.
The King of Queens Walk, Man
In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires someone (Nicole Sullivan) to take Arthur for a walk three times a week.
The King of Queens Friender Bender
Doug and Carrie's friendship with Deacon and Kelly is tested after Doug is distracted and backs into their car.
The King of Queens Mean Streak
Doug prepares to break the record for the most consecutive deliveries without incident; Arthur asks Holly to play in Scrabble tournament.
The King of Queens No Retreat
Arthur is left to fend for himself when Doug and Carrie go on her company retreat with a group of boring lawyers.
The King of Queens Oxy Moron
Doug tries to prove he would protect Carrie in a life-or-death situation after he makes a dumb move while on a rough plane ride.
The King of Queens Ticker Treat
Doug's Halloween decorations put Arthur in the hospital; Deacon doesn't like Kirby's choice of a Halloween costume.
George Lopez George's Dog Days of Bummer
When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.
George Lopez George Drives the Batmobile
Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.
George Lopez Trick or Treat Me Right
When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes.
George Lopez George Takes a Sentimental Ernie
George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.
Roseanne Nine Is Enough
With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.
Roseanne Two for One
Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair.
Roseanne Snoop Davey Dave
Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!
Roseanne Girl Talk
When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives.
The Nanny The Cradle Robbers
Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperons Maggie on a date with an older man (Brian Bloom) and falls for the man's 25-year-old friend (Sean Kanan).
The Nanny The Bird's Nest
Fran helps Brighton when his failing science grades force Maxwell to threaten him with military school.
The Nanny The Rosie Show
Fran lands a weekly segment on a popular talk show, causing problems in her relationship with Maxwell.
The Nanny Frieda Needa Man
Fran (Fran Drescher) plays matchmaker to expedite the departure of her recently evicted Aunt Frieda (Lainie Kazan). Guest star: Donald O'Connor.
Bob Hearts Abishola Where's Your Other Wives, Tunde?
Dottie, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde must find a way to reconcile when they're forced to eat dinner together; Bob and Abishola have differing opinions on the progress of their relationship.
Bob Hearts Abishola Twerk O' Clock
When Bob alerts MaxDot's longtime friend and sock manufacturer that he will no longer need their services, Dottie steps in to try to salvage their relationship; Abishola is uncomfortable while attending a drag brunch with Olu and Morenike.
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Highway to Heaven Hotel of Dreams
Mark and Jonathan work as hotel bellhops to help a millionaire's son (Brian Kerwin) find meaning in his life.
Highway to Heaven Another Song for Christmas
Car salesman Honest Eddy (Geoffrey Lewis) plans an expansion, which threatens a local orphanage at Christmas.
The Munsters Herman's Rival
Lily secretly goes to work to help out the family's finances.
The Munsters Grandpa's Call of the Wild
Grandpa turns himself into a wolf while camping.