Jerry meets New York Mets player Keith Hernandez, but is hurt when Keith makes a date with Elaine. George tells the unemployment office that he is close to securing a job with Vandelay Industries, whose office is Jerry's apartment.
Dre tearfully drops Zoey off to college for her two-day orientation, and she hits it off with a fellow incoming freshman, Miriam, after they ditch the campus tour. They are smitten upon meeting Aaron, who is running the Black Student Union booth.
When Phil takes Claire to the hospital for her angiogram, they encounter a family that is basically their future selves, and they're not sure they like what they see. Manny drags Jay on a visit to a prospective private school.