Virginia and Paul's heroin addiction damaged their marriage, and now the former wants to repair the damage done. Next, Connie's boyfriend Damian suspects her of doing sexual favors to get promoted at work.
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Moses believes Britney slept with multiple men, and has doubts he's her daughter's father. Johnny's roommate called Ashley a cheater; now Johnny's denying her baby. Crystal and Ernest's family was destroyed by a single text message.
Claire and Gloria want to spend a nice Mother's Day outdoors hiking with the kids, but their non-stop bickering drives Claire to the edge. Phil and Jay stay home to cook everyone a nice dinner, but things turn awkward.
While Raj is wracked with guilt when he tries to date two women at once, Penny wrestles with whether to take a role in a cheesy movie. Meanwhile, Sheldon is torn trying to choose between two gaming systems.
George is uncertain about a job interview so he decides to show up at work while the boss is on vacation. Jerry is reluctant to dump his old barber after a bad haircut, so Kramer arranges to get him a clandestine haircut with another barber.
Frankie is forced to explain why she is in hiding with her eight-year-old daughter, Joanie. While both brothers are interested, only one of them manages to win her heart. Meanwhile, Jake is disinterested in Joanie.
When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie's TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois, so he's never conceived. But instead, he is reborn into a 'Downton Abbey'-esque British household.