Thursday, September 4th TV listings for FUSE TV HD - Eastern
Malcolm in the Middle Malcolm Films Reese
Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an abnormal psychology midterm project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a street performer.
Malcolm in the Middle Malcolm's Job
Lois gets Malcolm a job at the Lucky Aid; Hal and Jamie join a father/son class, spawning competition among the other members.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Touched
Faith and the potentials discover an element of the First's plan and launch a pre-emptive strike; Buffy brawls with Caleb (Nathan Fillion).
Buffy the Vampire Slayer End of Days
Wielding a mystical new weapon, Buffy rejoins the fray on the eve of the final confrontation; Angel (David Boreanaz) fights at Buffy's side against a revitalized Caleb (Nathan Fillion).
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Chosen
Buffy crafts an ingenious plan to destroy the First and leads her friends on a final mission into the Hellmouth.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Welcome to the Hellmouth
Buffy learns more about her role as a vampire slayer when she and her mother move to Sunnydale, Calif., where evil lurks in the community.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer The Harvest
While Buffy learns about the awesome powers of the Master, she also must save Sunnydale from an onslaught of vampires.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer The Witch
Cheerleading candidates are being struck down by a variety of catastrophes, so Buffy sets out to unmask the witch she suspects is at fault.
Malcolm in the Middle Christmas Trees
Hal and the boys slash the prices of their Christmas trees to outsell a nearby church; when business booms, the guys are threatened by two priests from the competing lot.
Malcolm in the Middle Block Party
Neighbors throw their annual block party while Malcolm and his family are on vacation.
Malcolm in the Middle Dirty Magazine
Malcolm alerts the ACLU when he encounters censorship while working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to flirt with the woman in his office responsible for cutbacks.
Malcolm in the Middle Ida's Boyfriend
Grandma Ida announces that she plans to marry a wealthy Chinese man she met on a cruise; Malcolm gets his tongue pierced.
Malcolm in the Middle Softball
Malcolm cannot play softball because of Lois' presence, so she trades him; Reese wants to steal more toilet seats than Francis.
Malcolm in the Middle Lois' Sister
Lois and her competitive sister must reconcile because Susan (Laurie Metcalf) needs a kidney transplant.
Malcolm in the Middle Malcolm Dates a Family
Malcolm spends all his free time with his new girlfriend and her family; Lois wages war on a pizza parlor that has been overcharging her.
Malcolm in the Middle Reese's Apartment
Francis is determined to show his parents why they should not have kicked Reese out; Malcolm helps a football player write a college essay.
Malcolm in the Middle Malcolm Visits College
While visiting a college campus, Lois insists on staying with Malcolm in the coed dormitory, where she clashes with a power-hungry resident adviser.
Malcolm in the Middle Polly in the Middle
Hal and Lois each set Polly up on a date, then force her to choose between the two men; Malcolm and Dewey meet baseball legend Reggie Jackson.
My Wife and Kids Perfect Dad
Fed up with Michael's parenting style, the children confront their father with a description of the ideal dad.
My Wife and Kids Thru Thick and Thin
When Janet returns, Michael remains silent about her obvious weight gain.
My Wife and Kids He Heard, She Heard
Michael looks to teach Claire a lesson after she sneaks out of the house and uses Kady as an accomplice.
My Wife and Kids Michael's Garden
Janet convinces Michael to have a procedure during a physical examination.
My Wife and Kids Let Them Eat Pie
The kids get more than they bargained for after Jr. dares Claire to eat Michael's slice of lemon meringue pie.
My Wife and Kids Jay Gets Fired
After a bad business decision costs Jay her job, she becomes a homemaker.
The Sex Clinic Spots, Condoms, and Pain-Free Sex
Khayda is worried about some spots; Emilio is worried he's having too much fun in bed; Elle seeks advice on how to have a pain-free sex life.
After a brief encounter in a parking facility, Richard notices a worrisome spot and heads to the Birmingham clinic to get it checked out; in London, Simon's been researching his symptoms online and is worried he's caught herpes.
The Sex Clinic Lumps, Premature Ejaculation and a Dry Vagina
Marco finds a lump on his penis; Harriette gets her dry vagina examined; Iffy seeks help for ongoing issues with premature ejaculation.
Sex Sells Naked Yoga/Twerk
Weezy's Twerk Instructor teaches her about search engine optimization; a naked yoga instructor gives tips on self-pleasuring.
Sex Sells Sex Clubs
WeezyWTF meets the owner and ?chief conspirator? of NYC?s hottest sex club, NS-FW. She?ll learn what it takes to run this business legally!
Singles use their five senses on potential matches to choose only one to take on a date.
Singles use their five senses on potential matches to choose only one to take on a date.
Big Freedia: Queen of Bounce Team Freedia: Veterans vs. Rookies
Freedia lives it up in LA; Berto mixes things up with the dancers in New Orleans; Tootie snaps when she hears Freedia is bonding with the new dancers deep in the swamps of Louisiana.
Malcolm in the Middle Christmas Trees
Hal and the boys slash the prices of their Christmas trees to outsell a nearby church; when business booms, the guys are threatened by two priests from the competing lot.
Malcolm in the Middle Block Party
Neighbors throw their annual block party while Malcolm and his family are on vacation.
Malcolm in the Middle Dirty Magazine
Malcolm alerts the ACLU when he encounters censorship while working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to flirt with the woman in his office responsible for cutbacks.
Malcolm in the Middle Ida's Boyfriend
Grandma Ida announces that she plans to marry a wealthy Chinese man she met on a cruise; Malcolm gets his tongue pierced.
Malcolm in the Middle Softball
Malcolm cannot play softball because of Lois' presence, so she trades him; Reese wants to steal more toilet seats than Francis.
Malcolm in the Middle Lois' Sister
Lois and her competitive sister must reconcile because Susan (Laurie Metcalf) needs a kidney transplant.