Saturday, November 29th TV listings for FUSE TV HD - Eastern
Malcolm in the Middle Clip Show
Convinced the boys damaged the car while joyriding, Hal takes them to see a therapist (guest star Andy Richter).
Malcolm in the Middle Jury Duty
Lois is called for jury duty and sworn to secrecy, which drives Hal nuts; the boys get lost in a storm drain.
Malcolm in the Middle Cliques
When forced to spend a few weeks among the school's general population, the boys join established cliques and cause the students to spiral out of control.
Malcolm in the Middle Monkey
Bedridden Craig hires a trained monkey to help with the household chores.
The boys unleash pandemonium during a visit to the zoo; Francis and Piama befriend a German couple (guest stars Kenneth Mars, Meagan Fay) looking for a young man with a strong back to work on their dude ranch.
Malcolm in the Middle Humilithon
Malcolm's parents destroy his dream of being popular on the very first day of school.
Malcolm in the Middle Family Reunion
The family attends a birthday party for Hal's father (Christopher Lloyd); the children rally around Lois, who is forced to wear a name tag at the family function.
Malcolm in the Middle Stupid Girl
Reese teaches Malcolm how to play dumb when his brainy blather bores a cute girl.
Malcolm in the Middle Forwards Backwards
The boys pester each other all day long until Lois is forced to ground Malcolm on his birthday; Hal decides to buy Malcolm a comic book.
Malcolm in the Middle Forbidden Girlfriend
A girl's father forbids Malcolm to date his daughter; Reese and Dewey discover a neighborhood boy who looks just like Dewey.
Malcolm in the Middle Malcolm Holds His Tongue
The coach kicks Malcolm off the basketball team because of his incessant complaining; Francis takes up nude modelling.
Malcolm in the Middle Boys at the Ranch
The boys try to show their too-responsible oldest brother that he is still a troublemaker at heart.
Malcolm in the Middle Grandma Sues
Grandma Ida (Cloris Leachman) sues Lois and Hal after falling in their front yard; Lois discovers she is pregnant.
Malcolm in the Middle If Boys Were Girls
Lois imagines life with four obedient, well-mannered daughters named Mallory, Renee, Francine and Daisy.
Malcolm in the Middle Long Drive
Lois talks to Malcolm at length about sex during a long car trip.
Malcolm in the Middle Kicked Out
Hal papers the neighborhood with notices in an effort to find Malcolm, who is hiding out in his girlfriend's attic.
Malcolm in the Middle Stereo Store
Hal's coworkers at the stereo store invite him to their high-school party; Malcolm and Reese flip out when they meet their new baby sitter.
Malcolm in the Middle Hal's Friend
Hal invites his friend Larry over while Lois is out of town.
Malcolm in the Middle Garage Sale
The boys argue when Reese is put in charge of the family garage sale; Hal broadcasts a pirate radio show.
Malcolm in the Middle Academic Octathalon
A teacher (guest star Chris Eigeman) urges Malcolm and the other Krelboynes to cheat during an academic decathlon.
Malcolm in the Middle Clip Show 2
While Hal and Lois finish their will, they reminisce about the catastrophes and adventures the boys have gotten into.
Malcolm in the Middle Reese's Party
After Hal and Lois leave town for a getaway, "squatters" crash Reese's party, take over the house and refuse to leave.
Malcolm in the Middle Future Malcolm
Malcolm fears he will grow up to resemble a genius chess player named Leonard (Jason Alexander), who has no friends.
Lois goes into labor while Hal and the boys are at a bridal exposition.
Hal crashes the car while trying to get home to Lois, who has gone into labor; the boys sit in on a parenting class at the hospital. Cloris Leachman guest stars.
Malcolm in the Middle Day Care
Lois and Hal pretend to be parishioners at a local church so they can enroll the baby in its day care program.
Malcolm in the Middle Vegas
Family takes a road trip to Las Vegas to support Dewey in a contest for junior farmers; a lounge singer (David Cassidy) invites Lois backstage.
Malcolm in the Middle Watching the Baby
Hal and the boys offer to watch the baby so exhausted Lois can get some sleep; Hal travels to the Lucky Aid to get diapers, leaving the boys in charge.
Malcolm in the Middle Goodbye Kitty
No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.
Malcolm in the Middle Thanksgiving
Malcolm skips out on Thanksgiving to go to a party; Reese becomes abusive to Hal and Dewey as he attempts to prepare Thanksgiving dinner.
Malcolm in the Middle Malcolm Films Reese
Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an abnormal psychology midterm project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a street performer.
Malcolm in the Middle Malcolm's Job
Lois gets Malcolm a job at the Lucky Aid; Hal and Jamie join a father/son class, spawning competition among the other members.
Malcolm in the Middle Christmas Trees
Hal and the boys slash the prices of their Christmas trees to outsell a nearby church; when business booms, the guys are threatened by two priests from the competing lot.
Malcolm in the Middle Block Party
Neighbors throw their annual block party while Malcolm and his family are on vacation.
Malcolm in the Middle Dirty Magazine
Malcolm alerts the ACLU when he encounters censorship while working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to flirt with the woman in his office responsible for cutbacks.
Malcolm in the Middle Hot Tub
Hal gets a rash from the hot tub he was supposed to keep clean; Malcolm gets his driver's permit.
Malcolm in the Middle Ida's Boyfriend
Grandma Ida announces that she plans to marry a wealthy Chinese man she met on a cruise; Malcolm gets his tongue pierced.
Malcolm in the Middle Softball
Malcolm cannot play softball because of Lois' presence, so she trades him; Reese wants to steal more toilet seats than Francis.
Malcolm in the Middle Lois' Sister
Lois and her competitive sister must reconcile because Susan (Laurie Metcalf) needs a kidney transplant.
Malcolm in the Middle Malcolm Dates a Family
Malcolm spends all his free time with his new girlfriend and her family; Lois wages war on a pizza parlor that has been overcharging her.
Malcolm in the Middle Reese's Apartment
Francis is determined to show his parents why they should not have kicked Reese out; Malcolm helps a football player write a college essay.
Malcolm in the Middle Malcolm Visits College
While visiting a college campus, Lois insists on staying with Malcolm in the coed dormitory, where she clashes with a power-hungry resident adviser.
Malcolm in the Middle Polly in the Middle
Hal and Lois each set Polly up on a date, then force her to choose between the two men; Malcolm and Dewey meet baseball legend Reggie Jackson.
Malcolm in the Middle Dewey's Special Class
Malcolm convinces Dewey to do poorly on an IQ test, but Dewey does so poorly that he ends up in a class for the emotionally disturbed; Hal and Craig become obsessed with a dance video-arcade game.
Malcolm in the Middle Experiment
Reese tinkers with Malcolm and Stevie's science experiment; while selling candy for school, Dewey fibs that the money will be used to support the war on terrorism.
Malcolm in the Middle Victor's Other Family
While visiting her father's secret Canadian family, Lois and the boys are dismayed to find out that the other family is absolutely perfect.
Malcolm in the Middle Reese Joins the Army
Everything goes out of control when Reese joins the Army, Hal is accused of insider trading, and Lois falls into a catatonic state.
Malcolm in the Middle Reese Joins the Army
Convinced he will be sent to jail, Hal imparts fatherly advice and confesses to Malcolm about his poor work ethic.