Wednesday, May 28th TV listings for FUSE TV HD - Pacific
Malcolm in the Middle Academic Octathalon
A teacher (guest star Chris Eigeman) urges Malcolm and the other Krelboynes to cheat during an academic decathlon.
Malcolm in the Middle Clip Show 2
While Hal and Lois finish their will, they reminisce about the catastrophes and adventures the boys have gotten into.
Malcolm in the Middle Reese's Party
After Hal and Lois leave town for a getaway, "squatters" crash Reese's party, take over the house and refuse to leave.
Malcolm in the Middle Future Malcolm
Malcolm fears he will grow up to resemble a genius chess player named Leonard (Jason Alexander), who has no friends.
Lois goes into labor while Hal and the boys are at a bridal exposition.
Hal crashes the car while trying to get home to Lois, who has gone into labor; the boys sit in on a parenting class at the hospital. Cloris Leachman guest stars.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Triangle
Willow accidentally conjures a giant troll in the magic shop who forces Xander to choose between saving the life of either Willow or Anya.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Checkpoint
While the Watcher's Council threatens to deport Giles if Buffy fails an arduous test of her slaying skills, they also dangle crucial information about Glory.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Blood Ties
Dawn runs away on Buffy's 20th birthday after finding out that she is the Key, and the slayer and the Scooby gang must find her before Glory does.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Crush
Buffy rebuffs Spike after he makes a declaration of love, driving him into the waiting arms of his former lover, Drusilla.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer I Was Made to Love You
Buffy must prevent the city's destruction at the hands of a heartbroken woman who was created to be the perfect girlfriend.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer The Body
Buffy is thunderstruck when she finds the body of her dead mother; Dawn and the others are crushed and bewildered by the unexpected loss of a loved one.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Forever
Angel rushes back to Sunnydale to console a grieving Buffy; Dawn tries to bring her mother back from the dead by performing a spell.
My Wife and Kids Jr.'s Dating Dilemma
Michael's advice about women backfires when Jr. ends up with two dates to a dance; Jay dreams Michael is having an affair with Janet Jackson.
My Wife and Kids Jay the Artist
When Michael inspires Jay's artistic side, she makes him pose for a nude painting that makes him the subject of everyone's jokes.
My Wife and Kids Chair Man of the Board
Michael is caught by surprise when his childhood friend, Tommy, shows up for a visit in a wheelchair.
My Wife and Kids Open Your Heart
Jay insists that Michael attend a couples seminar with her; Jr. and his friends try to make some extra money.
My Wife and Kids Working It
Michael hires an attractive tutor in hopes of invoking Junior's passion for math.
My Wife and Kids Blackout
Michael finally gets the house to himself when a blackout occurs.
Malcolm in the Middle Day Care
Lois and Hal pretend to be parishioners at a local church so they can enroll the baby in its day care program.
Malcolm in the Middle Vegas
Family takes a road trip to Las Vegas to support Dewey in a contest for junior farmers; a lounge singer (David Cassidy) invites Lois backstage.
Malcolm in the Middle Watching the Baby
Hal and the boys offer to watch the baby so exhausted Lois can get some sleep; Hal travels to the Lucky Aid to get diapers, leaving the boys in charge.
Malcolm in the Middle Goodbye Kitty
No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.
Malcolm in the Middle Thanksgiving
Malcolm skips out on Thanksgiving to go to a party; Reese becomes abusive to Hal and Dewey as he attempts to prepare Thanksgiving dinner.
Malcolm in the Middle Malcolm Films Reese
Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an abnormal psychology midterm project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a street performer.
The Sex Clinic Tips for Bisexuals & A... Douching
A stripper seeks a sexual health check-up; newly bisexual Sophie needs tips on how to pleasure a woman.
The Sex Clinic Bipolar, Sex, STIs
A male stripper comes in to get a rash looked at, and Emily requests an STI test.
Sex Sells Only Fans
Charlamagne tha God joins WeezyWTF in interviewing a model who makes her entire living with her feet; Weezy dips her toes into the foot modeling world by shedding her shoes for Mr. Footagrapher.
Sex Sells Sex Ed
WeezyWTF heads back to school with her mom to learn the secrets of a successful phone sex business; a financial dominatrix teaches how she makes money from submissives.
Sex Sells BDSM
Young M.A and WeezyWTF meet a dominatrix who turned the phrase "no pain, no gain" into a business model; comedian Donnell Rawlings ties Weezy up.
Sex Sells Naked Yoga/Twerk
Weezy's Twerk Instructor teaches her about search engine optimization; a naked yoga instructor gives tips on self-pleasuring.
Student Sex Workers Stripping to Study
Jasmine is a paramedic science student worried that she is about to get kicked off her course because of her work as an exotic dancer, and web-cammer; Carly Ray carried on with sex work after graduation and is now an award-winning porn star.
Student Sex Workers Stripping to Study
Jasmine is a paramedic science student worried that she is about to get kicked off her course because of her work as an exotic dancer, and web-cammer; Carly Ray carried on with sex work after graduation and is now an award-winning porn star.
True Dating Stories Phelisa & Cory
When Phelisha agrees to date a white co-worker, she's shocked to see him dressed up as 50 Cent; Cory scores with a MILF, but leaves a treasured family heirloom at her house and must retrieve it the only way he knows how -- in disguise.
True Dating Stories Steph, Tara & Ariel
Steph's guy from Tinder has a dungeon-like abode; Tara recounts her date with a pop star; Ariel turns to dating to distract himself from the passing of a close friend.
Big Freedia: Queen of Bounce Buku or Bust
Freedia reunites with her father; the team rocks Buku Fest.
Big Freedia: Queen of Bounce Shake, Wiggle, Work
Team Freedia shoots a video for Dangerous and prepares for a European tour; Queen Diva suffers a career-threatening injury.