Tuesday, July 29th TV listings for FUSE TV HD - Pacific
My Wife and Kids Silence Is Golden
Michael reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence.
My Wife and Kids Bahamas
Michael is hoping for some time for himself when they arrive at the resort, but his golf buddy (David Alan Grier) shows up and insists they spend time together, forcing Michael to go to great lengths to get away.
My Wife and Kids Bahamas
Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on an island as the tide rises, and the only person who can help them is Michael's annoying golf buddy (David Alan Grier).
My Wife and Kids The Remodel
When Michael decides that hiring contractors would be too expensive, he and Jr. attempt to remodel the garage but quickly get in over their heads.
My Wife and Kids Michael Joins a Gym
When Michael finds he cannot fit into an old pair of jeans, he asks an old friend to help him get back in shape.
My Wife and Kids Celibacy
Michael is reluctant to go along with Jay's plan to improve their love life, since it requires six months of abstinence.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Inca Mummy Girl
Buffy and Giles (Sarah Michelle Gellar, Anthony Stewart Head) become suspicious of a Peruvian exchange student (Ara Celi) with whom Xander (Nicholas Brendon) falls in love.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Reptile Boy
Buffy and Cordelia attend a fraternity bash where they are offered as human sacrifices to a half-man, half-snake creature.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Halloween
Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar) loses her slaying ability while trick-or-treating with neighborhood children.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Lie to Me
Buffy's fifth-grade crush arrives in Sunnydale intending to deliver her to Spike in exchange for the immortal life of a vampire.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer The Dark Age
Buffy and Angel race to save Ms. Calendar's soul from a demon; Giles is jeopardized by the discovery of a murder victim.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer What's My Line?
Buffy and Angel have a disastrous first date, while Spike plans to capture Angel in hopes of using him to cure an ailing Drusilla; Buffy meets the new slayer in town.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer What's My Line?
Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar) confronts Kendra (guest star Bianca Lawson), the new slayer in town, then must work with her to save Angel (David Boreanaz).
Malcolm in the Middle Halloween Approximately
Francis makes up for missing Halloween by concocting the messiest prank the neighborhood has ever seen.
Malcolm in the Middle Lois' Birthday
Lois runs away from home after her husband forgets her birthday and the boys buy candy instead of a gift.
Malcolm in the Middle Dinner Out
Lois anticipates a civilized evening of adult conversation when she accepts a dinner invitation from Stevie's parents.
Malcolm in the Middle Casino
Hal, Malcolm and Reese wander into a desert artillery range after being banned from a casino for counting cards.
Malcolm in the Middle Convention
Malcolm and Reese (Frankie Muniz, Justin Berfield) compete against Dewey (Erik Per Sullivan) for the attentions of their beautiful baby sitter.
Malcolm in the Middle Robbery
Lois and her co-worker Craig are taken hostage at the drugstore; Hal brings home an armoire infested with bats.
My Wife and Kids Michael's Sandwich
Michael makes his signature sandwich to take on a plane, but when he arrives late at the airport, suspicious security guards search his masterpiece.
My Wife and Kids Graduation Day
Despite Michael's effort to make Jay's college graduation a memorable occasion, everything that could go wrong does.
My Wife and Kids Michael Sells the Business
Michael and Jay get a lucrative offer from a large company; Kady and Claire bicker over who gets to spend more time in the bathroom.
My Wife and Kids R.V. Dreams
Michael persuades his reluctant family to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon.
My Wife and Kids The V Story
Jay insists that Michael get a vasectomy so they can feel free to enjoy themselves, but Michael is reluctant to undergo the operation.
My Wife and Kids Pilot
Mike worries when Jay wants to put her college degree to good use and enter the workforce.
Malcolm in the Middle Therapy
Malcolm fakes a mental breakdown to avoid the silly costumes and folk dancing during medieval week at school.
Malcolm in the Middle High School Play
When Malcolm takes a role in a play, his Krelboyne classmates must come to his rescue on opening night.
Malcolm in the Middle Bully
Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) becomes a target for up-and-coming bullies after big brother Reese (Justin Berfield) gets beaten up by a girl.
Malcolm in the Middle Old Mrs. Old
Lois forces Malcolm to befriend the meanest old lady on the block; Dewey begins carrying a purse to school.
Malcolm in the Middle Krelboyne Girl
When a girl develops a crush on Malcolm (Frankie Muniz), he reciprocates by throwing a brick through her window. With Jane Kaczmarek.
Malcolm in the Middle New Neighbors
The new neighbors terrorize Malcolm and Reese (Frankie Muniz, Justin Berfield), while their garden gnome stalks Dewey (Erik Per Sullivan). Guest stars: Robin Riker, Gregory Jbara, Michael Welch and Dakota Fanning.
Bad Ass 2 : Bad Asses (2014)
Frank Vega (Danny Trejo) teams up with his agoraphobic buddy Bernie Pope (Danny Glover) to clean up Los Angeles' crime-infested streets.
Sex Sells Ol' Kitty, New Tricks
Weezy's mom gets rejuvenated with a visit to a doctor who specializes in sexual health; Weezy meets Chai, who has invested in their true sexual self and made it their own, giving them a priceless return.
Sex Sells 3's a Blast
If two's company, then three's a blast when Weezy and Sauanas Jackson take their friendship beyond the next level and try out three-way dating, using modern tech and old-school advice.
True Dating Stories Lily & Che
Lily agrees to go on a date with a handsome older man, but things turn sour when he gets high; Che is vacationing in Mexico and picks up a Norwegian hottie, but he gets caught by her husband and seized by the Mexican police.
True Dating Stories Phelisa & Cory
When Phelisha agrees to date a white co-worker, she's shocked to see him dressed up as 50 Cent; Cory scores with a MILF, but leaves a treasured family heirloom at her house and must retrieve it the only way he knows how -- in disguise.
Big Freedia: Queen of Bounce Pop Goes the Question
Freedia prepares for her first major movie role; Devon works up the courage to surprise his Queen with a proposal at her star-studded birthday party.
Big Freedia: Queen of Bounce OMG It's Beyoncé
Freedia and Devon can't decide on details for their dream wedding; a phone call from Beyoncé; a homeless Flash.