Thursday, January 1st TV listings for Independent Film Channel US HD
Two and a Half Men Untainted by Filth
Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.
Two and a Half Men Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
Two and a Half Men Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
Two and a Half Men That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
Two and a Half Men Warning, It's Dirty
Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.
Two and a Half Men Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.
Two and a Half Men Yay, No Polyps!
Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.
Two and a Half Men Crude and Uncalled For
A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.
Two and a Half Men Aye, Aye, Captain
When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?
Two and a Half Men Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.
Two and a Half Men I Found Your Mustache
Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.
Two and a Half Men Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
Two and a Half Men Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).
Two and a Half Men I Called Him Magoo
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience."
Two and a Half Men Gumby With a Pokey
Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.
Two and a Half Men This Is Not Gonna End Well
After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.
Two and a Half Men Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.
Two and a Half Men A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.
Two and a Half Men A Pudding-Filled Cactus
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
Two and a Half Men Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
Two and a Half Men The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
Two and a Half Men Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
Two and a Half Men The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
Two and a Half Men Springtime on a Stick
Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.
Two and a Half Men A Good Time in Central Africa
Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.
Two and a Half Men Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.
Two and a Half Men Dead From the Waist Down
Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.
Two and a Half Men Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
Two and a Half Men Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
Two and a Half Men Looking' for Japanese Subs
Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.
Two and a Half Men Alan Shot a Little Girl
Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.
Two and a Half Men Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.
Two and a Half Men Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
Look Who's Talking (1989)
An unwed accountant (Kirstie Alley) gives birth to Mikey, a hip baby who provides sarcastic commentary on events.
The Jerk (1979)
A simpleton (Steve Martin) leaves his foster family, acquires a girlfriend (Bernadette Peters) and invents slip-proof eyeglasses.
Night Court An Old Flame
Selma's Florida-bound old flame (Jack Gilford) wants her to move with him.
Night Court The Gypsy
Everyone falls under the curse of a Gypsy fortuneteller who believes she was treated unfairly in court.
Night Court The Battling Bailiff
A promoter encourages Bull to become a professional wrestler.
Night Court Billie's Valentine
Billie has a shock when her boyfriend is brought before the court for grand larceny on Valentine's day.
Animal House (1978)
Bluto (John Belushi), Otter and the rowdy Deltas make fools of the dean and the square Omegas at 1962 Faber College.