Thursday, January 1st TV listings for Independent Film Channel US HD
Two and a Half Men Untainted by Filth
Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.
Two and a Half Men Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
Two and a Half Men Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
Two and a Half Men That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
Two and a Half Men Warning, It's Dirty
Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.
Two and a Half Men Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.
Two and a Half Men Yay, No Polyps!
Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.
Two and a Half Men Crude and Uncalled For
A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.
Two and a Half Men Aye, Aye, Captain
When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?
Two and a Half Men Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.
Two and a Half Men I Found Your Mustache
Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.
Two and a Half Men Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
Two and a Half Men Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).
Two and a Half Men I Called Him Magoo
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience."
Two and a Half Men Gumby With a Pokey
Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.
Two and a Half Men This Is Not Gonna End Well
After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.
Two and a Half Men Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.
Two and a Half Men A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.
Two and a Half Men A Pudding-Filled Cactus
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
Two and a Half Men Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
Two and a Half Men The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
Two and a Half Men Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
Two and a Half Men The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
Two and a Half Men Springtime on a Stick
Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.
Two and a Half Men A Good Time in Central Africa
Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.
Two and a Half Men Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.
Two and a Half Men Dead From the Waist Down
Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.
Two and a Half Men Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
Two and a Half Men Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
Two and a Half Men Looking' for Japanese Subs
Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.
Two and a Half Men Alan Shot a Little Girl
Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.
Two and a Half Men Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.
Two and a Half Men Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
Look Who's Talking (1989)
An unwed accountant (Kirstie Alley) gives birth to Mikey, a hip baby who provides sarcastic commentary on events.
The Jerk (1979)
A simpleton (Steve Martin) leaves his foster family, acquires a girlfriend (Bernadette Peters) and invents slip-proof eyeglasses.