Friday, January 2nd TV listings for ION Mystery (KNIC-DT3) San Antonio, TX
The Impossible (2012)
A couple and their three sons encounter terror, courage and compassion following the December 2004 tsunami that devastated Thailand.
Paid programming.
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006)
An uncouth health inspector (Larry the Cable Guy) and his new partner (Iris Bahr) probe an outbreak of food poisonings in the city's ritziest restaurants.
Witless Protection (2008)
A small-town lawman (Larry the Cable Guy) and the FBI witness (Ivana Milicevic) that he has in custody grapple with crooked federal agents, quack doctors and Chicago high-society.
Delta Farce (2007)
An Army officer mistakes three buddies (Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, D.J. Qualls) for Army Reservists and deploys them to Iraq, but their vehicle is prematurely ejected over Mexico.
Employee of the Month (2006)
The chance of a date with a beautiful new cashier (Jessica Simpson) sends two store clerks (Dane Cook, Dax Shepard) into fierce competition for a coveted award.
My Best Friend's Girl (2008)
Complications crop up when an unlikable cad (Dane Cook) dates his best pal's ex-girlfriend (Kate Hudson) in the pal's scheme to convince her to go back to him.
Killers (2010)
A woman's perfect suburban life explodes in a hail of bullets when she learns that her husband is an international superspy.
Good Luck Chuck (2007)
After meeting the woman of his dreams, a dentist must find a way to break a curse that causes each of his ex-lovers to find true love with her next boyfriend.
Meatballs (1979)
A zany summer camp counselor leads his misfit charges into a no-holds-barred competition against high-class campers.
Delta Farce (2007)
An Army officer mistakes three buddies (Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, D.J. Qualls) for Army Reservists and deploys them to Iraq, but their vehicle is prematurely ejected over Mexico.
Employee of the Month (2006)
The chance of a date with a beautiful new cashier (Jessica Simpson) sends two store clerks (Dane Cook, Dax Shepard) into fierce competition for a coveted award.
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006)
An uncouth health inspector (Larry the Cable Guy) and his new partner (Iris Bahr) probe an outbreak of food poisonings in the city's ritziest restaurants.