TV Schedule for Laff (KHPM-CD3) San Marcos, TX
Thursday, September 18th TV listings for Laff (KHPM-CD3) San Marcos, TX
Twins (1988)
A genetically perfected specimen (Arnold Schwarzenegger) meets his pint-size, wise-guy long-lost twin (Danny DeVito).
According to Jim The Race
Jim tries to teach Kyle a lesson about quitting by running a 10k marathon, but he ends up cheating in the race.
According to Jim Sympathy From the Devlins
Jim, a superstitious sports fan, comes to believe that his former neighbors, the Devlins, bring good luck to the Bulls.
Last Man Standing This Too Shall Bass
Mike finds out that Ed is skipping Outdoorman's annual bass festival in favor of Bonnie's fancy art gala; Mandy takes over festival planning for Kristin, and things don't go as planned.
Last Man Standing Chili Chili Bang Bang
Mike and Chuck compete in Outdoorman's annual chili cook-off; Ryan and Kyle take the place of Kristin and Mandy at Vanessa's weekly mother-daughter luncheon.
Last Man Standing Along Came a Spider
Mike and Mandy go to extreme measures to help Vanessa connect with voters in her state assembly campaign; Ed's offer to split a baby gift for Kristin and Ryan leads Chuck and Kyle to wonder which of them makes more money.
Last Man Standing Keep the Change
When Mike and Vanessa invite Jen's father to her graduation, Jen struggles with accepting his "plus one" -- his girlfriend Fiona; the Outdoor Man crew debates over which word was said in a viral audio recording that's been tearing the internet apart.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
Man With a Plan Adam's Turtle-y Awesome Valentine's Day
When Adam and Andi agree on a present-free Valentine's Day, Adam gives Andi's gift to his mother.
Man With a Plan Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
Andi gets Bev a spot volunteering at the hospital; Joe becomes bored and starts spending too much time with Adam.
According to Jim Plot Twist
Cheryl's mother has plans for the afterlife that would put everyone in a large family plot she reserved years ago, but Jim insists on his own family plot, conveniently located next to that of a star football player.
According to Jim The Hunters
Jim becomes the prey of a 40-pound psychotic turkey named Angry Pete during a Thanksgiving hunt with Andy.
According to Jim Poking the Bear
Cheryl's doctor puts sex off-limits until the time is right for conception; Jim eats crow to win a huge account from a blowhard potential client (Tom Arnold).
According to Jim Stalking Santa
When Jim gets into an accident with a department store Santa, an altercation ensues that leaves his on-looking kids fearing Santa will not bring them any gifts.
Home Improvement Love Is a Many Splintered Thing
Tim and Jill question what holds their marriage together when Tim does poorly on a compatibility test.
Home Improvement Dances With Tools
Tim's (Tim Allen) anniversary gift for Jill (Patricia Richardson) is ballroom dancing lessons for both of them. Guest stars Ann Miller.
Home Improvement You're Driving Me Crazy, You're Driving Me Nuts
Tim refuses to stop and ask for directions when he and Jill become lost in a snowstorm while driving to a wedding.
Home Improvement Bye, Bye, Birdie
Tim contends with a bothersome woodpecker; Brad breaks up with Jennifer, and Tim and Jill become his tutors.
Last Man Standing The Ring
When Ed secretly gives Kyle a task involving an engagement ring, Mike thinks Kyle is going to propose to Mandy.
Last Man Standing Home Sweet Loan
After agreeing to buy a home with Kristin, Ryan changes his mind; Mandy wants Eve out of the basement.
Last Man Standing Eve's Band
Mike tries to break up Eve's new band, but his plan doesn't turn out as he expected; Mandy and Kyle baby-sit Boyd.
Last Man Standing Tanks for the Memories
Mike decides to start his own miniature tank collection after learning that the one belonging to a late neighbor has been sold; Kristin and Ed worry about a scathing review of Outdoor Man Restaurant.
That '70s Show Eric's Hot Cousin
Eric's comely cousin visits, triggering competition for attention among the boys; Red gets Kitty a pet.
That '70s Show The Third Wheel
Eric is forced to pal around with Hyde and his female "friend"; Red gives Pastor Dave a new direction in life.
That '70s Show An Eric Forman Christmas
Eric agrees to direct the church's Christmas pageant, and the casting of his friends leads to disagreements over the interpretation.
That '70s Show Jackie Says Cheese
Jackie takes a job as a cheese maiden at the Cheese Palace; Eric catches Red combing through his dresser drawers.
The Conners A Cold Mom, a Brother Daddy and a Prison Baby
Ben's mom arrives after an unexpected death and unveils shocking information from the past; Becky and Emilio spend more time together.
The Conners Young Love, Old Lions and Middle-Aged Hyenas
Harris brings home her new friend, Josh, leaving the family questioning his intentions; Becky and Ben's attempt to build a closet stirs up family drama.
Man With a Plan Thanksgiving
Andi struggles to stay on the sideline while Adam, David and Lowell organize the school's Thanksgiving dinner.
Man With a Plan Holey War
When none of the kids will confess to putting a hole in the wall, Adam and Andi team up to find the guilty one.
Grounded for Life Eddie Said Knock You Out
Sean and his neighbor, Mr. O'Keefe, decide to have a fight when their anger boils over; Eddie tries to fix the fight by bribing Mr. O'Keefe.
Grounded for Life Safety Dance
Lily is accused of smuggling booze into a school dance; Eddie uses Walt as a goon to shake down his shady business associates.
ALF Running Scared
An extortionist threatens to turn ALF in to the immigration authorities. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.
ALF Standing in the Shadows of Love
ALF ghostwrites Jake's (Josh Blake) love letters. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.
Paid programming.
Paid programming.