Thursday, September 17th TV listings for Laff (KIRO-TV3) Seattle, WA
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
Home Improvement Jill and Her Sisters
Jill (Patricia Richardson) and her three sisters are at odds when a provocative secret is revealed during a family visit. With Tim Allen.
Home Improvement The Tool Man Delivers
Tim (Tim Allen) proves how handy he really is when Heidi (Debbe Dunning) goes into labor, and he has to deliver the baby. With Patricia Richardson.
According to Jim Dress to Kill Me
Jim is concerned that Kyle is going to grow up to be effeminate when he insists on wearing a Cinderella costume for Halloween.
According to Jim Father-Daughter Dance
Jim is hurt when Ruby invites Andy to the father-daughter dance instead of him.
According to Jim Plot Twist
Cheryl's mother has plans for the afterlife that would put everyone in a large family plot she reserved years ago, but Jim insists on his own family plot, conveniently located next to that of a star football player.
According to Jim The Hunters
Jim becomes the prey of a 40-pound psychotic turkey named Angry Pete during a Thanksgiving hunt with Andy.
Last Man Standing War Games
Boyd gets in trouble for starting a game of war at a birthday party; Vanessa turns to Mandy for fashion advice.
Last Man Standing Rediscover America
Ed's girlfriend impacts Mike and Ed's longtime friendship; now that Eve is the high school football team's kicker, she starts feeling the pressure.
Last Man Standing Sinkhole
After having a close call with a sinkhole on the interstate, Boyd becomes scared to leave the house; Mike and Ryan disagree over how to ease Boyd's anxiety.
Last Man Standing School Merger
Chuck and Mike debate the merits of an inner city school merging with a high school in an upscale neighborhood; Boyd's Halloween costume -- a lump of coal -- reminds Vanessa of her job's potential impact on the environment.
The Middle Siblings
Frankie tries to stop her kids from fighting with one another; Mike considers firing Aunt Edie when she makes a costly mistake.
The Middle Christmas
Mike offers to organize the Heck family Christmas so that Frankie can focus on rehearsing for her solo in the midnight Mass.
The Middle The Jeans
Sue wants an expensive pair of jeans in order to fit in with her peers; Frankie and Mike let Brick take care of Aunt Edie and Aunt Ginny's dog for a few days.
The Middle The Neighbor
Sue has a confrontation with a neighbor's sons; Axl is asked to help Brick with a gym requirement.
Home Improvement Tool Time After Dark
Tim spends a sleepless night watching his favorite "Tool Time" episodes as a consequence of overeating.
Home Improvement Sisters and Brothers
Visiting relatives cause problems for Jill, Tim and Al (Patricia Richardson, Tim Allen, Richard Karn).
Home Improvement A Marked Man
Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) must make a parenting decision when Mark (Taran Noah Smith) is accused of stealing a knife.
Home Improvement Wilson's Girlfriend
Jill (Patricia Richardson) plays matchmaker and introduces Wilson (Earl Hindman) to one of her professors (Beth Dixon).
Last Man Standing High Expectations
A car in the neighborhood is egged; when Mike and Vanessa won't let Eve quit soccer, Eve acts out by getting drunk at a party.
Last Man Standing Ed's Twice Ex-Wife
Ed wants to get back together with his ex-wife, Wanda, even though they have gotten divorced twice; Kristin is apprehensive about getting Mandy a job at the diner.
Last Man Standing Mother Fracker
When Vanessa gives a presentation about her job at an oil company during career day at Eve's school, Eve and her classmates think Vanessa is destroying the planet.
Last Man Standing Circle of Life
After Mike brings home a duck he shot for dinner, he is forced to try to explain the circle of life to Boyd.
The Middle The Interview
Mike discovers a dinosaur bone in the quarry at work; Brick decides to run for school historian.
The Middle The Yelling
Frankie vows to stop yelling at the kids if they start following through on their schoolwork and chores; Mike takes a night job as a driver delivering snack cakes.
The Middle Valentine's Day
Frankie and Mike try to plan a quiet, romantic Valentine's Day without the kids.
The Middle The Bee
Mike helps Brick train for a regional spelling bee; Sue's birthday is forgotten.
That '70s Show Kelso's Serenade
A broken-hearted Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) writes a love song for Jackie (Mila Kunis); Eric (Topher Grace) asserts his manhood with Donna (Laura Prepon).
That '70s Show Jackie Moves On
Jackie becomes insatiable for food after breaking up with Kelso; Eric reveals a shocking secret about his sister.
That '70s Show Parents Find Out
Eric and Donna get caught in a compromising position in the Vista Cruiser; the guys meet women over the CB radio.