Monday, June 16th TV listings for Laff (KPXL-TV3) San Antonio, TX
The Whole Nine Yards (2000)
A hit man in the Witness Protection Program and his next-door neighbor team up to find out who is trying to kill them.
According to Jim The Garage Door
Cheryl and Dana are forced to smash their way out of a locked garage because they ignored Jim's lesson on how to open the door from the inside.
According to Jim Dress to Kill Me
Jim is concerned that Kyle is going to grow up to be effeminate when he insists on wearing a Cinderella costume for Halloween.
Last Man Standing Outdoor Toddler
When Vanessa asks Ed to revive the Outdoorman Toddler campaign, she is forced to choose between her two new granddaughters for the ad; Ryan's plan to buy a house on Mike's street hits a snag.
Last Man Standing A Fool and His Money
Mike regrets convincing Joe to use his inheritance money to buy a classic jeep when he realizes how he intends to restore it; Kristin and Ryan worry that Mandy and Kyle are teaching Sarah bad language.
Last Man Standing Preschool Confidential
Vanessa's attempt to have both her granddaughters admitted to an elite preschool puts her in a sticky situation to return a political favor; Mike worries Rev. Paul is taking advantage of Kyle.
Last Man Standing Lost and Found
When Ed pits Mike and Joe against each other to find the next classic car for renovation, Chuck teaches them a valuable lesson; Mandy, Kyle and Vanessa meddle in Jen's love life.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
Man With a Plan Adam's Ribs
When Adam offers to go on a vegan diet with Kate in an effort to bond with her, his love of meat proves a hard habit to break.
Man With a Plan Adam Acts His Age
After Adam throws out his back on his 50th birthday, he is still determined to take a dirt bike excursion and check it off his bucket list; Don and Adam give out bonuses at work.
According to Jim The Toilet
When Cheryl decides to remodel the bathroom, Jim insists that it include a stainless-steel toilet that talks.
According to Jim Trashed
Cheryl asks Jim to put the kids' artwork in storage, but he disposes of it elsewhere, thinking Cheryl will not notice.
According to Jim The Marriage Bank
Jim agrees to go to a couples seminar, hoping Cheryl will reciprocate by letting him go on a fishing trip with Andy.
According to Jim Everyone Gets Dumped
Jim develops a friendship with Dana's new boyfriend, despite the fact that the guy dumped Cheryl years ago.
Home Improvement Karate or Not, Here I Come
Despite Jill's (Patricia Richardson) disapproval, Tim (Tim Allen) convinces Mark (Taran Noah Smith) to join a karate class.
Home Improvement Shooting Three to Make Tutu
Jill wants Mark to see his first ballet, but Tim spoils her plans; Jill convinces Tim to leave Randy and Brad at home alone.
Home Improvement Much Ado About Nana
Tim receives the cold shoulder from both Jill and her visiting mother when he tries to mediate a dispute between them.
Home Improvement Ex Marks the Spot
Tim gets into trouble with Jill when he bumps into his high-school girlfriend, who insists on meeting his wife.
Last Man Standing This Bud's for You
When Mike's father moves to town to build the new Outdoor Man store, Vanessa worries that his presence might have an adverse effect on Mike's blood pressure.
Last Man Standing The Spotlight
Mike tries to smooth things over after accidentally upstaging Vanessa's nomination for top volunteer school parent; Eve worries she won't fit in at high school.
Last Man Standing Found Money
When Vanessa's sister (Christina Moore) visits, Mike assumes he is about to be confronted with another loan request; Kyle worries what Mike will think when Kristen and Kyle break up.
Last Man Standing Voting
Mike tries to convince Mandy to vote for Romney, but Obama supporters Kristin and Ryan disagree with his methods.
That '70s Show Ski Trip
When Jackie (Mila Kunis) discovers that Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) kissed another girl, she bars him from the gang's ski trip. With Topher Grace.
That '70s Show The First Date
On Eric and Donna's (Topher Grace, Laura Prepon) first date, the waiter (guest star Dino Meminger) mistakenly serves Donna mixed drinks.
That '70s Show Stolen Car
When Red takes the Vista Cruiser away from Eric, the guys are grounded until Kelso borrows his cousin's car.
That '70s Show The Pill
When Jackie (Mila Kunis) has a pregnancy scare, Donna (Laura Prepon) is prompted to start taking birth control pills. With Topher Grace.
The Conners Hold the Salt
Dan questions Peter's motives when he learns about the pricey Christmas gift Jackie purchased for her new, unemployed beau; Mark and Mary write up their Christmas wish lists; Darlene receives advice from an unlikely source.
The Conners O Sister, Where Art Thou?
Becky helps Harris keep a secret from Darlene, which causes a rift between the sisters; Jackie supports Peter with his project; Dan and an old friend reunite.
Man With a Plan We Got a Girl
Adam and Andi set up Adam's boss on a date to boost her spirits in the hope that she'll be in the mood and have Adam begin working again.
Man With a Plan Family Business
After struggling to find work, Andi proposes an idea for her and Adam to go into business together; Adam tackles a challenging renovation of Joe and Bev's kitchen.
Grounded for Life You're So Vain
Claudia's father (Stephen Root) comes to visit; Sean can finally pay off his debt to Tony.
Grounded for Life Pressure Drop
Claudia tries to alleviate Sean's hypertension by running the household all by herself, but everything goes awry when Jimmy gets suspended from school and Lily's bed breaks.
ALF Strangers in the Night
ALF decides to have some fun while a nervous Mrs. Ochmonek (Liz Sheridan) baby-sits Brian (Benji Gregory).
ALF Looking for Lucky
When Lucky the cat disappears, everyone blames ALF. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.
Paid programming.
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Paid programming.
World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown Celebrations
People show how they celebrate with dancing, enjoying decorated cakes and watching explosive fireworks.
World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown Man vs Machine
A look at people who are not good with technology; their friends, fortunately, know how to use a camera.
On this hidden-camera prank show, everyday people get caught up in gags with hilarious consequences.
On this hidden-camera prank show, everyday people get caught up in gags with hilarious consequences.
The Whole Ten Yards (2004)
A retired hit man (Bruce Willis), his wife (Amanda Peet) and a dentist (Matthew Perry) face the wrath of a mobster just released from prison.