Friday, January 2nd TV listings for Laff (WJLP3) New Jersey/New York
Home Improvement Nothing More Than Feelings
Tim makes an embarrassing comment about Jill on his TV show; a classmate tells Randy that he has girlish hands.
Home Improvement Flying Sauces
Tim decides to teach the boys a lesson after they tell Mark that the others in the family are aliens from another planet.
Bob Hearts Abishola Kill the Cat
After Tunde gets into a car accident, Bob and Abishola cajole him into getting glasses, but worry that his issues are more than just his eyesight.
Bob Hearts Abishola The Devil's Throuple
Abishola is caught in the middle when Morenike agrees to be the "plus one" in Kemi and Chukwuemeka's relationship; when Bob refuses to pay for Douglas' company car, he learns what it's like to live on a budget.
According to Jim The Scrapbook
Jim and Cheryl's botched anniversary moments from years past.
According to Jim Wedding Bell Blues
Jim scrambles to find a replacement when he accidentally knocks the minister unconscious with the car door on Dana's wedding day.
Last Man Standing Ding Dong Ditch
When a teen hurts himself on the Baxters' property while pulling a prank, Mike is asked to pay the doctor bill; Kristin goes back to school.
Last Man Standing Animal Wrongs
Mandy's new boyfriend, Terrence, is an animal rights activist who clashes with Mike; Kyle makes a discovery.
Last Man Standing Wherefore Art Thou, Mike Baxter
Ed and Mike second-guess their decision to have Kyle on their team in an annual sports competition; Vanessa is caught saying she doesn't want to attend Eve's soccer game and Mandy's school play.
Last Man Standing This Bud's for You
When Mike's father moves to town to build the new Outdoor Man store, Vanessa worries that his presence might have an adverse effect on Mike's blood pressure.
Man With a Plan Out With the In-Laws
When Andi's parents decide to visit them for Easter, Adam and Andi have to keep the peace between both sets of parents.
Man With a Plan April Fools
When Adam insists that pranks are harmless fun, Andi creates an elaborate hoax to teach him a lesson.
According to Jim Cheryl Gone Wild
Jim, Ryan and Andy learn that Cheryl and Dana have appeared in a "Chicks Gone Wild" video.
According to Jim Deliverance
While Dana is in premature labor, Ryan is in a war-torn country, delivering a celebrity's baby.
According to Jim Dino-Mite
Dana and Cheryl hesitantly entrust Ryan and Jim to watch the kids and baby Tanner while they have a girls night out.
According to Jim Separate Ways
Dana and baby Tanner stay with Jim and Cheryl for a night, but the baby's crying makes it impossible for Jim to sleep.
Home Improvement Swing Time
Tim's (Tim Allen) Mother's Day plans for Jill (Patricia Richardson) go awry when he gives away a nostalgic swing set. Guest star: Victoria Principal.
Home Improvement What You See Is What You Get
Tim's (Tim Allen) obvious enjoyment of some breast-enlargement literature leaves Jill (Patricia Richardson) feeling undesirable.
Home Improvement Reality Bytes
Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) gets caught in a lie when his much older computer pen pal (Joanna Daniels) shows up unexpectedly for a visit.
Home Improvement The Great Race II
Tim (Tim Allen) and Bob Vila face off in a handyman auction and also compete in an auto race. With Bob Vila as himself.
Last Man Standing Good Cop, Bad Cop
When Mandy wants to enter a contest to be on a TV modeling show, Mike intends to give her his usual yes as he does with all of his daughters' requests, knowing that Vanessa will tell her no.
Last Man Standing Home Security
After a neighbor's home is burglarized, Vanessa puts together a neighborhood watch program; Mike finds himself in trouble after getting caught up in some gossip.
Last Man Standing Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
Mike is surprised to learn that he shares similar interests with a new neighbor; Mandy plots revenge after catching her boyfriend in a lie.
Last Man Standing The Passion of the Mandy
Mandy offers to start an Internet campaign to keep Ed's favorite barber shop open; Vanessa falls asleep during a presentation.
Pretty in Pink (1986)
A rich teen (Andrew McCarthy) asks an unpopular student (Molly Ringwald) to the senior prom, creating problems among their separate circles of friends.
Man With a Plan Spring Fling
Adam tries to protect his brother's feelings when a client doesn't want Don to attend a big meeting; Andi panders to Mrs. Rodriguez to ensure Emme gets the best teacher for first grade.
Man With a Plan Dirty Money
Adam and Andi quickly regret it when they borrow money from Joe to help with their financial struggles.
Grounded for Life Crazy
Eddie's crazy ex-girlfriend makes money selling nude photos of Eddie.
Grounded for Life Hello, Goodbye
Lily's elaborate graduation prank is spoiled when Claudia goes into labor, forcing her and Sean to leave the ceremony early.
The Conners Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy
Harris makes a big announcement; Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.
The Conners Hiding In and Moving Out
Harris takes her anger out on Darlene; Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.
On this hidden-camera prank show, everyday people get caught up in gags with hilarious consequences.
On this hidden-camera prank show, everyday people get caught up in gags with hilarious consequences.
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