Monday, March 16th TV listings for Laff (WJLP3) New Jersey/New York
Home Improvement Flying Sauces
Tim decides to teach the boys a lesson after they tell Mark that the others in the family are aliens from another planet.
Home Improvement Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble
Tim and the "Tool Time" crew begin work on Tim's bathroom, motivated by overcrowding and Jill's ultimatum.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
According to Jim The Tale of the Tape
Jim fears that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase as Ryan (Mitch Rouse) showers Dana with gifts, until he learns a secret about a special tape Cheryl may have made.
According to Jim Charity Begins at Hef's
When Cheryl wins two tickets to visit Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion, she decides to take Dana instead of Jim.
Last Man Standing Tattoo
Vanessa hopes a tattoo will help her become closer to her daughters; Kyle gives Ryan camping lessons.
Last Man Standing The Marriage Doctor
Kyle shares his fears with Mike about meeting the church's new minister; Ryan helps Eve with her debate assignment.
Last Man Standing The Shortcut
Ed plans a surprise dinner for Mike's 25 years at The Outdoor Man; Mandy wants her and Kyle to move in with her parents to save money after they're married.
Last Man Standing Papa Bear
A bear wanders into the store when Kyle leaves the loading dock door open.
Man With a Plan Yeah, Maybe
Adam and Andi have a disagreement at the office and must prevent it from becoming a problem at home; the kids try to extend Lowell's stay at their house after realizing he's an amazing cook.
Man With a Plan Put Him on the Ground
When Adam sees a kid push Emme, he convinces Teddy to defend his younger sister; Adam and Don persuade Joe to hire a nurse to help him after he has his upcoming knee surgery.
According to Jim A Vast Difference
Jim chickens out of having a vasectomy, but Cheryl is so effusive in her praise that he is unable to admit that he did not go through with it.
According to Jim The Swimming Pool
Cheryl protests when a heat wave sends the family sneaking into a vacationing neighbor's pool - until she starts sneaking over on her own.
According to Jim A Hole in One
Cheryl wants Jim to give up all his vices so they can try to have a baby.
According to Jim The Effort
Cheryl surprises Jim with a romantic evening, but it cuts into his planned TV boxing match.
Home Improvement Rebel Without Night Driving Privileges
Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) gets his driver's license, but is upset that his privileges are not as good as Brad's (Zachery Ty Bryan) were.
Home Improvement Tool-Thousand-One: A Space Odyssey
Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) compete to be chosen to operate a Binford tool in space; Mark (Taran Smith) tries to impress a girl.
Home Improvement From Top to Bottom
Jill (Patricia Richardson) makes embarrassing comments about Tim while being interviewed on a local talk show. Joan Lunden guest stars.
Home Improvement Whitewater
Tim's excitement about spending his birthday at a NASCAR race is thwarted by Jill's plans for a river-rafting trip.
Last Man Standing Vanessa Fixes Up Eve
Vanessa sets Eve up with a student -- not realizing that Eve may already be dating someone; Chuck and Mike think Eve is seeing Chuck's son.
Last Man Standing Daddy Dearest
During a hunting trip, Ryan's father, Victor, reveals the true motive behind his visit; Vanessa tries to get more relatives to attend Ryan and Kristin's wedding.
Last Man Standing The Wolf Returns
Mike returns home after a two-month road trip; a tornado heads toward Outdoor Man and the Baxter family home.
Last Man Standing Free Range Parents
Mike asks Ryan to let Boyd walk home by himself; Kyle and Ed hold a doomsday preparation meeting; Mandy and Eve keep a secret from Vanessa.
That '70s Show Down the Road Apiece
When Eric decides to go on the road to discover life outside Point Place, Leo (Tommy Chong) comes to his rescue.
That '70s Show Oh Baby (We Got a Good Thing Goin')
Left alone with the baby, Kelso fears he is an unfit father when she won't stop crying, but things go really wrong when he leaves the baby with Eric and Donna.
That '70s Show Who's Been Sleeping Here
Kelso's choice for his daughter's godparents causes tension in the group; a surprise thief keeps breaking into the record shop.
That '70s Show Gimme Shelter
Eric decides to try being a chiropractor but comes to his senses when he nearly cripples Donna.
Man With a Plan Hotel Hanky Panky
Adam and Andi are eager to book a night away in a hotel after Teddy keeps sleeping in their bed; Kate is allowed to stay home alone but doesn't follow Adam and Andi's strict rules.
Man With a Plan Adam's Ribs
When Adam offers to go on a vegan diet with Kate in an effort to bond with her, his love of meat proves a hard habit to break.
Grounded for Life Devil's Haircut
Sean tries to disguise the fact that he cut Henry's hair himself instead of taking him to a barber shop.
Grounded for Life Eddie's Dead
Sean (Donal Logue) tries to keep Eddie (Kevin Corrigan) from hitting on a woman (guest star Julie Claire) Claudia (Megyn Price) is consoling after a break-up.
The Conners A Little Weed and a Bad Seed
Problems arise on Beverly Rose's first day of kindergarten; Becky and Darlene have a disagreement; Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan's back pain.
The Conners Book Bans and Guillotine Hands
Dan encourages the family to decorate the house for Halloween; Harris takes a stand on an issue that ruffles a few feathers in Darlene's new neighborhood.