TV Schedule for Laff (WPXT5) Portland, ME
Saturday, May 10th TV listings for Laff (WPXT5) Portland, ME
Home Improvement A Night to Dismember
The weird subject matter of Mark's Halloween horror film has Tim and Jill worried; Tim builds a hot rod jack-o'-lantern.
Home Improvement The Niece
Much to Tim's chagrin, Wilson would rather spend time with his niece than restore the Studebaker she gave him.
Home Improvement Jill's Passion
Jill (Patricia Richardson) is asked out on a date and realizes her 18-year marriage has lost some spark and romance. With Tim Allen.
Home Improvement Losing My Religion
Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) questions God's existence, which prompts Tim (Tim Allen) to visit the Rev. Mike (guest star Dan Aykroyd).
Home Improvement Thanksgiving
The Taylors celebrate Thanksgiving with a Hollywood producer at a Detroit Lions football game. Guest stars: Rodney Dangerfield, Alex Rocco and Tom Poston.
Home Improvement The Old College Try
Tim (Tim Allen) starts hanging out with his students when he gets a teaching job at the local college. With Patricia Richardson.
Home Improvement Bright Christmas
Tim (Tim Allen) gets caught up in a Christmas decorating contest and uses enough lights to illuminate Michigan.
Home Improvement An Older Woman
Brad announces his plans to marry a college woman, but Tim and Jill try to convince him he's too young.
According to Jim Andy's Girlfriend
Andy announces he is becoming a vegetarian like his new girlfriend; Dana becomes frustrated with her dream date.
According to Jim An According to Jiminy Christmas
Cheryl is hurt when her visiting mother gives Dana a family heirloom for Christmas; Ruby and Gracie think Andy is Santa.
Last Man Standing Circle of Life
After Mike brings home a duck he shot for dinner, he is forced to try to explain the circle of life to Boyd.
Last Man Standing Putting a Hit on Christmas
Mike decides to give Vanessa a family-free holiday for Christmas; Ed accidentally shoots a bald eagle.
Last Man Standing Bullying
When Eve is suspended from school for calling a boy a bad name, Mike is surprised name calling would be considered bullying.
Last Man Standing Attractive Architect
Outdoor Man's longtime architect, Bill McKenzie (Richard Karn), faces professional competition from a young, attractive woman; Vanessa wonders if her recent promotion was based on looks or talent.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
Man With a Plan Put Him on the Ground
When Adam sees a kid push Emme, he convinces Teddy to defend his younger sister; Adam and Don persuade Joe to hire a nurse to help him after he has his upcoming knee surgery.
Man With a Plan Adam's Wall Hole Bowl
Adam and the guys visit Lowell at his new bachelor pad and start using it to get away from their home lives; Andi keeps pushing Adam for her own desk at the office.
According to Jim The Tale of the Tape
Jim fears that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase as Ryan (Mitch Rouse) showers Dana with gifts, until he learns a secret about a special tape Cheryl may have made.
According to Jim The Tale of the Tape
Jim fears that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase as Ryan (Mitch Rouse) showers Dana with gifts, until he learns a secret about a special tape Cheryl may have made.
According to Jim Charity Begins at Hef's
When Cheryl wins two tickets to visit Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion, she decides to take Dana instead of Jim.
According to Jim The Race
Jim tries to teach Kyle a lesson about quitting by running a 10k marathon, but he ends up cheating in the race.
Home Improvement 'Twas the Night Before Chaos
Tim enlists the help of his brother to build his Christmas display; Jill tries to help her visiting parents.
Home Improvement The Route of All Evil
Brad's paper route interferes with schoolwork, but he is afraid to quit.
Home Improvement Brother, Can You Spare a Hot Rod?
Tim can't think of a reason for selling his hot rod, except money; Randy tries to distance himself from Jill.
Home Improvement Super Bowl Fever
Tim throws a Super Bowl party while Jill is bedridden with the flu.
The Conners The Best Laid Plans, a Contrabassoon and a Sinking Feeling
Darlene struggles to cope with the stress of construction; Lou returns as Mark's combative contrabassoon teacher.
The Conners Three Ring Circus
Ben and Darlene are excited to share their good news with the family, but Neville, Jackie, Aldo and Harris share some very similar news of their own.
Blazing Saddles (1974)
A black railroad worker is appointed sheriff of a town marked for destruction by a scheming politician.
The Frisco Kid (1979)
A greenhorn Polish rabbi (Gene Wilder) goes cross-country to San Francisco with a Wild West bank robber (Harrison Ford).
The 'Burbs (1989)
A suburban homeowner's vacation with his wife becomes a horror after some odd neighbors move in next door.
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