Friday, July 18th TV listings for Scripps News (KVIA-TV5) El Paso, TX
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
A fish-tank cleaner (Rob Schneider) housesitting for a gigolo destroys a $6,000 aquarium and must come up with a way to pay for it.
According to Jim Jim Almighty
God gives Jim the power to reinvent women; Andy asks God to make men more like women.
According to Jim The Hot Wife
Jim tries to cheer up Cheryl by forging suggestive notes from the handsome water delivery man.
Last Man Standing Boyd Will Be Boyd
Mike wants to give Boyd a shotgun for his 10th birthday, but Ryan is against the idea; Kyle and Mandy continue their wedding plans.
Last Man Standing Trick or Treat
Mike decides that everyone in the family should dress up like each other for the annual Halloween party, hoping to turn everyone against the holiday.
Last Man Standing A New Place for One of Our People
Mike attempts to teach Eve a hard lesson about life, but Eve's reaction throws Mike for a loop; Kyle attempts bartering to get Mandy an amazing wedding gift.
Last Man Standing Bridezilla vs. the Baxters
Mandy's volatile pre-wedding day behavior causes Ed to opt out of the festivities, leaving Mandy to find a new best man for Kyle.
Bob Hearts Abishola A Tough Old Bird
Bob and Abishola try to help a sad and volatile Kemi, who, after being dumped by Chukwuemeka, struggles with the possibility that her happiest days might be behind her.
Bob Hearts Abishola Worth the Cooties
Christina kicks Abishola and Dottie out for making light of her pre-pregnancy preparations; Christina bonds with Douglas; Abishola spends a fun day with Dottie.
Man With a Plan Put Him on the Ground
When Adam sees a kid push Emme, he convinces Teddy to defend his younger sister; Adam and Don persuade Joe to hire a nurse to help him after he has his upcoming knee surgery.
Man With a Plan Adam's Wall Hole Bowl
Adam and the guys visit Lowell at his new bachelor pad and start using it to get away from their home lives; Andi keeps pushing Adam for her own desk at the office.
According to Jim Old Friends
When an old friend (guest star Dan Aykroyd) comes to town, Jim tries to relive his rowdy partying days.
According to Jim Cheryl's Day Off
Jim misplaces the children while out with Andy; Cheryl decides to enjoy the day by going to a movie with Dana.
According to Jim No Surprises
After finding out about the surprise party Jim was planning for her, Cheryl tries to throw a surprise party for him, but he's too busy to show up because he's bowling with Chicago Bears football star Brian Urlacher.
According to Jim The Importance of Being Jim
Cheryl hides the digital camera after Jim deliberately deletes a photograph she urged him to save.
Home Improvement All in the Family
Tim and Jill's romantic time together is interrupted when Jill's sister arrives for an unexpected visit.
Home Improvement Taylor Got Game
Brad tries to convince his parents to let him play professional soccer in Europe instead of going to college.
Home Improvement Al's Fair Lady
Tim (Tim Allen) doesn't understand why Al (Richard Karn) has trouble accepting extravagant gifts from his new girlfriend.