Wednesday, September 3rd TV listings for TBS - East HD
Modern Family Bringing Up Baby
Phil takes Jay on an unconventional fishing trip; Gloria wonders how to break the news about her pregnancy; Dylan temporarily moves in with the Dunphys; Cam and Mitch think about adopting a cat.
Family Matters Farewell, My Laura
A short story comes to life when Steve writes about Johnny Danger and a plot to silence Laura's aunt before she talks.
Family Matters Surely You Joust
Steve and Carl appear in a television grudge match to settle a disagreement.
Family Matters Hot Wheels
Steve glues himself to Laura and ruins her date with a hunk; Carl buys Eddie a used car.
Young Sheldon Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit
Sheldon learns to listen when an emotional Paige struggles with her parents' divorce; George Sr. is furious when Georgie tries to buy his way out of chores.
Young Sheldon Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains
George Sr. and Georgie go camping with Meemaw's new boyfriend, but things get complicated when her ex-boyfriend tags along; Sheldon and Missy invent a game.
Young Sheldon A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel
Sheldon and Georgie mine for platinum in roadside gravel; Mary is concerned when Missy misuses religion to help with a batting slump.
Young Sheldon A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub
Meemaw meets Dale's ex-wife, June; Sheldon is forced to work on a group project with reluctant college students.
Young Sheldon Pasadena
Sheldon visits the California Institute of Technology for the very first time; Georgie is furious when Mary listens in on a phone call with his girlfriend; Meemaw tries to cheer up a jealous Missy.
Young Sheldon An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell
Dr. Sturgis is furious when Sheldon accuses him of plagiarism; Mary sets out to find a girl trophy for Missy's end-of-season baseball ceremony; Georgie has an awkward run-in with Veronica while on a date with his new girlfriend, Jana.
Friends The One With the Stoned Guy
A "high-spirited" restaurant owner wolfs down the gourmet meal Monica created as part of a job interview.
Friends The One With Two Parts
Joey asks Phoebe's sister (Lisa Kudrow in a dual role) on a date; Ross takes Lamaze classes with Carol (Jane Sibbett) and Susan (Jessica Hecht).
Friends The One With Two Parts
Monica takes Rachel to the hospital; Ross asks his dad (Elliott Gould) for advice on becoming a father.
Friends The One With All the Poker
When the girls lose money to the guys in a poker match they seek out Monica's Aunt Iris, a famous card player, for lessons and then demand a rematch.
Friends The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
Rachel accidentally lets Ross' pet monkey escape, and the friends form a search party; she is then horrified to learn that her former best friend is engaged to her ex-fiance.
Friends The One With the Evil Orthodontist
Rachel is asked to be the maid of honor in her ex-fiance's (Mitchell Whitfield) wedding.
Friends The One With the Fake Monica
Monica, Rachel and Phoebe go on a covert operation to track down the woman who stole Monica's credit card.
Friends The One With the Ick Factor
Monica's new boyfriend (Stan Kirsch) exposes his own secret after she admits her true age.
Friends The One With the Birth
When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event; Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.
Friends The One Where Rachel Finds Out
Rachel discovers Ross' feelings for her when he goes out of town on a business trip.
Friends The One With Ross' New Girlfriend
Rachel decides to look up her former boyfriend (Cosimo Fusco) when she is distraught over Ross' new girlfriend (Lauren Tom).
Friends The One With the Breast Milk
While tending his son, Ross expresses his displeasure when Phoebe tastes Carol's breast milk to check the temperature.
Friends The One Where Heckles Dies
Monica and Rachel's grumpy downstairs neighbor (Larry Hankin) dies and leaves all his belongings to the girls.
The Big Bang Theory The Recollection Dissipation
Sheldon pushes himself to the limit when he collaborates on projects with Leonard and Wolowitz as well as Amy on the same day; Bernadette nears the end of her maternity leave and must return to work.
The Big Bang Theory The Separation Agitation
Howard and Bernadette struggle to leave Halley in day care; Bert introduces the gang to his new girlfriend, Rebecca.
The Big Bang Theory The Cognition Regeneration
Leonard is less than thrilled when Penny considers accepting a job offer from Zack, her ex-boyfriend.
The Big Bang Theory The Gyroscopic Collapse
After celebrating the completion of the top-secret Air Force project, Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz get an unwelcome surprise; Amy receives an offer for a summer position as a visiting researcher.
The Big Bang Theory The Long Distance Dissonance
The gang is concerned when Sheldon's former admirer, Dr. Ramona Nowitzki, resurfaces while Amy is away at Princeton.
The Big Bang Theory The Proposal Proposal
Amy answers Sheldon's marriage proposal; Howard and Bernadette struggle with unexpected news.
The Big Bang Theory The Retraction Reaction
Leonard's job is at stake after he gives an embarrassing radio interview; Amy and Bernadette bond over having to hide their success from Sheldon and Howard.
All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite New Live
All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness and energy into mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers.
Impractical Jokers Dopamine Denier
The Jokers play unprofessional actors in a fake commercial then make wild assumptions about other mallgoers; one Joker breaks and is tasked with becoming the strictest security guard imaginable in his punishment.
Impractical Jokers Meat Cute
Attention shoppers; the Jokers make mischief by taking unflattering pictures of grocery store patrons, then posing as horrible employees at the Yeti store; tonight's loser must meat his fate in a punishment.
Modern Family The Butler's Escape
Phil can't accept that Luke wants to quit magic; Gloria's snoring keeps Jay and Manny awake; Mitch and Cam struggle to deal with their reversed role.
Modern Family Open House of Horrors
Claire must rein in her enthusiasm for Halloween and keep her celebration kid-friendly; Phil decides to hold an open house on Halloween; Mitch and Cam have a costume party; Gloria's hormones make her more quick-tempered than usual.
Modern Family Yard Sale
Jay and Gloria host a yard sale to help with a school fundraiser; Mitch and Cam vet Alex's new friend; Manny finds a trunk full of secrets.
Modern Family Arrested
Cameron watches Alex and Luke while Phil, Claire and Mitchell deal with Haley's arrest; Jay tries to cut short a surprise visit from ex-wife Dede (Shelley Long), so she doesn't learn about Gloria's pregnancy.
Modern Family Mistery Date
When Claire, Manny and Luke go to Alex's academic decathlon for the weekend, Phil throws a guys' night at home; Manny and Luke crash bar mitzvahs looking for a girl; Cam and Mitchell get Jay and Gloria a surprise baby gift.
Modern Family When a Tree Falls
Mitch and Cam try to save an old tree in the park; Jay takes Manny to a kid's Olympics-themed birthday party; Gloria and Claire have an eventful shopping trip.
Modern Family Diamond in the Rough
When Manny and Luke's Little League team makes it to the playoffs, Claire and Cameron search for a field to use; Gloria uses a microphone to sing to the baby.
Modern Family New Year's Eve
Jay and the family plan to celebrate New Year's together at a hotel in Palm Springs, but the hotel doesn't meet their expectations; Alex and Haley are faced with challenges as they try to watch the kids back at home.
Modern Family Party Crasher
Gloria and Jay try to make Manny's 14th birthday extra special by planning a surprise party; Haley starts hanging out with a much older guy.
Modern Family Fulgencio
When Gloria's mother and sister visit, they bring traditions, baby names and family baggage; Phil helps the kids with their problems; Mitchell and Cameron try to correct Lily's bad habits.
Modern Family A Slight at the Opera
When the lead in the school's production of "Phantom of the Opera" gets sick, Manny is willing to do anything to land the lead; Phil and Jay wind up in a golf-off with Mitch and Pepper; Gloria and Alex visit a psychic.
Modern Family Heart Broken
Claire and Phil's Valentine's Day romp ends with Claire in the hospital; Jay and Gloria's attempts at romance are interrupted by the kids; after hosting a wild party, Cam and Mitch are left with hangovers and a new housemate.